By: Bears Butt

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Suddenly we awake and it’s Friday!  How quickly time flies when you are having fun!

It was cold during the night and we awoke to a trace of snow on the ground.  The clouds were hanging low, but no moisture falling out of them.  The air was calm, but the threat was there for more precipitation.  Well, we will make the best of what we have.

The plan for Bears Butt was to go back into the Crawfords and try to find my powder horn, it won’t be easy.  Softball had to go home last night and so we replaced him with Muskrat for the ride.  Muskrat said he would cap up and probably even shoot if he saw a Crawford 2 point close by.  We will need his rifle as our anticipated sighting of big deer is high!

Driving down the highway toward our turn off I snapped a picture of what the Crawfords looked like that morning…snow!

SnowyCrawfordsThe weather forecast for the day is “clearing and warming during the day and then the temperature drops significantly during the night”.  Well at least we will have a decent rest of the weekend.

Once inside the bowels of the Crawfords I realized this hunt for my powder horn will not be an easy one.  There is over an inch of snow on the ground and we are very much near the bottom of the mountain.  What will it be like up near the top of Hidden Valley?

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Our search took us to exactly every place we stopped and got out of the vehicle yesterday.  Our minds collectively recalling just about every detail of our trip in and back out.  We did not travel on any of the roads where we did not stop to get out, because the likelihood of the powder horn hanging out the bottom of the door was not considered.

Stopping and looking, moving the snow with our feet, we looked and looked.  Once satisfied we had covered each of the stops we went on.

At the “sneak on the deer” spot I just knew we were going to find the horn.  Edjukateer and I readdressed every move “we” “I” took.  Going down to look over the edge of the drainage where the two bucks were spotted.  Backing to the truck, gathering up our gear for the sneak.  The possible paths each of us took while we did our sneak.  Again moving the snow and trying our best to locate the powder horn.  Our first pass from the truck to the shooting spot proved nothing.  We backtracked again, thinking and talking out loud about the possibilities of taking this trail over that trail, constantly looking for any hint of the horn laying in the bush or on the ground…back to the truck…nothing.

Let’s do it again.  And so we did, retracing our possible trails again.  I was on Edjukateers right side during the sneak.  Then I was behind him in a narrowing of the trail, then to his right again.  Then Softball radioed the deer were on the move and Edjukateer and I left caution to the wind as we ran up and over the top to take our shots.  He knelt there, I readied by cross sticks here.

Nothing…no sign of the powder horn.

And so it went, up to the over look of Hidden Valley….down to another pee break by the deep mud puddle…over to another over look and then down toward the main road on the other side of Rocky Dugway.  Nothing.

I said aloud as we left our last stop, “Well Grandpa, at least it’s lost in the Crawfords”.

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If someone, someday finds this horn, they will have a chance to get it back to me.  First off I have carved “A. Zundel” on the main body of the horn and secondly, White Trapper had scrimshawed on a piece of malachite my Squiggly and name.  A healthy reward to the finder.

squigglyThanks Wapiti, Edjukateer and Muskrat for taking a day out of your hunt to help me try and find my powder horn.

Now back to the hunt!

When we left the over look at Hidden Valley, Edjukateer spotted a small group of deer down in a hollow.  A quick look with the binoculars showed a very nice buck in the group.  Our problem with that was they were 500 yards away and moving farther away.  There would not be any chance to get on the buck.  Had there been other Willow Creek Free Trapper vehicles in the area we might have been able to radio them and get them into a position to ambush the buck as he crested a far off ridge…oh well.  And that was the only group of deer we saw this day in the Crawfords.

Coming out we decided it was time for a hot dog and so we pulled into one of the many gravel pits and gathered up some of the wet sticks we found there.  We built up the paper quite high under the wet sticks and it was enough to get them dry and lighted.

I have to back up a little right here.  The day we got into camp, Dry Dog was excited to give us each a little present he had picked up somewhere during the year.  Each package contained two wire hot dog cooking ends, designed for you to find a stick and twist it on the end.  Put your hot dog on it and cook away.  Of course the length of your stick would determine how hot or burnt your gloves would get…how about that Edjukateer?

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Even though Wapiti is showing a double dog dare you on his grill unit, I do not recommend more than one dog at a time.  We had a bad experience this day and lost a dog to the coyotes.  I would have eaten it anyway, but it fell in some cow pie of days ago.  We also modified our wires by bending the ends out just a bit more than they were when new.

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There is just something special about a hot dog cooked over a small fire and eaten with some chips and drowned in a cold beer!  How about it Muskrat, how did you like that?

MuskratEatsHisDogLunchAnd after our lunch break we headed back toward the camp across the valley.  Leaving behind us another storm cell moving in to take over the Crawford Range.

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It was time for the evening hunt by the time we got back into New Canyon and so we continued on up toward the top.  Deer seemed to be everywhere what with the break in the weather.  I don’t recall how many we saw, but it was over 30 and maybe even 50 before it got too dark to see.  But for sure one of them was a buck and Edjukateer made a super shot on it to bring it back to camp.  Good job Edjukateer!!!  First buck on the meat pole!  He is the camp king!!!!  Long Live the King!!!!

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Sure it’s not a big buck, but this size of deer makes for some mighty fine eating!

And as more rigs pulled into camp out of the darkness, one of them was the “Blue Goose”, loaded with a bunch of loaded guys and they had reason for celebration as Dry Dog had finally scored a hit on one of his many attempts this season.  A very nice 3 point buck!  Congratulations Dry Dog and a fine shot I might add…right in the neck!

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And so, Edjukateers “Kingdom” falls to the Dry Dog…The new reigning King of the camp!  Long live the new King!   Good job both of you!

Well it’s Friday evening and into camp came Hot Spark and her kids…Conner, McKenzie and Cody!  This is the first deer hunt for each of the four of them and it’s going to be a good one.  They are all very much excited to be there and to experience what goes on.  Of course every one of us has to be careful what we are saying and to whom, but that’s ok…it takes youngsters in camp to replace us old buggers who someday won’t be able to be there.  Welcome to camp!

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Of course the kids need to get their sleep and mom (Hot Spark) hustles them off to bed about 8:30 or so.  They don’t mind because they know 5 a.m. will be coming soon!

And the rest of the camp enjoys one last laugh before retiring as well.

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It has been a great day!  With more expected tomorrow!  Our “last” full day of hunting for this muzz season!  At least the last full day while we are all still camping…there are more days to the hunt and we all know that.

Good night everyone, this old fart needs his beauty sleep!

BearsButtNeedsWorkBoy, I’ll say!!!!

Bears Butt

Oct. 5, 2013

 

Written on October 5th, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

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Day two of this years muzz deer hunt found us waking to some snow on the ground.  Not an unwelcome sight, but colder than some expected and for sure wetter than some would have liked.  One thing it did do was force some of us (me) into a warmer rig than yesterdays.  I just could not see an empty seat in a warm outfit going out of camp empty.  Gattlin had a chance at it, as well as the others in The Rack, but all declined.  A decision I’m sure some of them had wished they could “re-do”.

So, here I am in the company of Wapiti (driving), Edjukateer (shotgun) and Softball.

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Wapiti was driving his Yukon and he didn’t want to scratch it up any more than possible and so we pretty much stayed on the main traveled roads.  The sighting of deer from these roads was not what it was the day before.  Perhaps the weather had them held up in their beds, or maybe just back into the trees farther than we could see.

Our morning ride didn’t produce much more than good conversation and a lot of laughs.  We decided we should go across the valley and see what the Crawford range had to offer.  I have always been convinced there are deer in that area all year long, especially in an area we call “Hidden Valley”!  The valley where Bo shot his big buck several years ago during his dream hunt.  So, this was our goal, get over to Hidden Valley and scope things out.

I didn’t take a lot of pictures on this outing as we were pretty concerned about the roads being slippery and rocky in a few places, but we covered the area around the face pretty good.  And of course there was a trace of snow.

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Going up Rocky Dugway, which is always a treat, especially for the driver, we decided it was time for a short break.  We all piled out and suddenly spotted some deer a ways away.  The binoculars suddenly showed that at least 4 of the 5 deer were bucks and so, back into the truck with zippers still down and off we go in pursuit!

Needless to say, those bucks are still up there somewhere, but our zippers are zipped! (insert smiley face)

We continued up and around and over and down when suddenly two more deer appeared in the valley below.  Binoculars again showed that both of them were bucks!  They were as skittish as the 5 we had seen earlier and so off they went across the valley and up and over the next ridge.  At least they were heading toward our goal of Hidden Valley.  Perhaps we will see them again.

As we went down into this draw, all the water from the rain and melting snow had created quite a large puddle of deep water which made for an interesting “go through” to get on the other side…a bit slippery I might add.  But Wapiti maintained and kept the foot print of the rig pretty much in the existing roadway.  Good job Wapiti!  I’m sure he thought about the return trip all the while we were on this side of the puddle.

As we climbed up the ridge, which is one ridge North of our goal, we stopped to glass a deep draw filled with cedar trees.  Edjukateer spotted the two bucks that had headed in that direction!  They were nearly 300 yards up the draw and would require a very good plan to get close enough for a shot.  We made a plan for Softball and Wapiti to stay where they could keep tabs on the two bucks and to keep Edjukateer and I informed through radio contact on the bucks activities, while we hiked around the hill and make an approach above and closer to the two bucks.

We traveled as fast and quietly as we could and as we approached a lone cedar (our goal) Softball radioed the bucks were moving away and up the draw.  I guess we weren’t as quiet as we should have been.  We put the hustle on and crested the hill and could see the bucks standing down near the bottom about 150 yards out.  Edjukateer took the time to range them and then sat down for a shot.  I placed my cross sticks out in front of me and prepared for my shot.  It’s way out of my range, but with the type of conical bullets we were shooting, still a very do-able shot and a solid hit would put the buck down for the count.  Edjukateers shot went high, a clean miss and the two bucks broke into a fast exit.  No chance for a shot from me.  They continued to travel until they crested the ridge some 500 yards away from us.  Dang!  Another dollar in the big buck bag and a name on the Boobin Baby Board for Edjukateer.

Soon we found ourselves up on the ridge looking over the Hidden Valley, but no deer could be found through our spotting efforts.  Let’s get out of here and see if we can find more bucks!

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Again we had the slippery roads and rocky dugway to traverse in order to get down and out of the Crawford Range and at the last stop before leaving I realized I had lost my Great Grandfathers powder horn.  I was sick!

The crew wanted to reverse our course and backtrack to try and find it, but since it was as late as it was in the day, I decided that perhaps we could come back in the morning and look for it.  They agreed.

We talked about where I could have lost it and decided the best and most likely place would be where Edjukateer and I made our sneak to get closer to those two bucks.  That night I dreamed about finding it in that area.

Meanwhile, back at camp, the others had made their road trips here and there and some had seen bucks…some even got shots at bucks…ALL missed, and so, names were placed on the Boobin Baby Board and more dollars were put into the pot for the biggest buck.

I’m not sure why it works this way, but Dry Dog seems to always get several shots each year.  And I think he needs to work on finding a bullet that will fly where he wants it to fly instead of flying where “it” wants to fly.  I’m calling his choice of bullets “Missing bullets”.

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Dry Dog is putting his name on the board as the first one of us to miss his shot this year.

And so ends the second day of the 2013 muzz deer season in our camp!  Good night everyone, I have to get up early and head over to the Crawfords and find my lost powder horn.

Bears Butt

Oct. 4, 2013

 

Written on October 4th, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

OverBearsShoulderAfter a pretty rough nights sleep (anticipation and all) we were gently awaken to the sound of BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP from the little bear alarm clock.  Feet hit the floor quickly as we were all ready to get the day started…it was 5:15 in my trailer.  Two full hours until it would be light enough to see our sights.  Still, we were all very anxious.  The coffee was put to the heat and things got rolling!

One thing about my trailer and the guys in it, we have a laugh a minute and this morning was no different.  Maybe a little of the anxiousness was pulling some of our strings, but we laughed a lot!

Dry Dog was excited to show off his new socks….more like leggins!

DogSocksOne thing for sure is his legs should stay warm.  Next year he might even have short attached to the top of his socks!  Wouldn’t that be funny!  Only Dry Dog!

When the coffee was all consumed and the horseplay for the morning completed, assignments were called out and who was going with who was all decided, all we had to do then was get our gear ready and load up!  About 7 a.m. rigs started to roll out of camp.  Some going up, some going down and some going as far out as town.  It was going to be a cold and wet day according to “Weather Butt”…the dawn would show us the cloud cover and by noon things would get a bit wet.

TheRackCrewThe “Rack Crew” for opening day would be Weasel (driver), Gattlin (shotgun), Gunner, Raif, Butt Shot and Bears Butt riding in the back.  A great crew for opening morning.

We decided we would go down the road from camp and across the flat to the old cabin and then up and around Flat Top…No real reason for doing this other than it’s usually a good plan, well, it’s a plan.

The number of deer we saw were few and I believe it had everything to do with the impending storm.  We worked our way up and around and over and down and were at our pushing pockets around noon time.  We pushed a few pockets and met back at the truck…just as the rain began to fall….By the time we made if off the top and down through Monkey Dink draw, the crew in the back of the rack were soaked!  It really began to put down the rain and sleet by that time and so everyone scattered for the inside of their trailers to wait it out.

WeaselInsidePouringRainOutsideWeasel and I talked about the storm and how the deer would be reacting to it and decided that the best thing about this storm was the settling of the dust!  What more can you do?  You have to stay positive about the prospects of filling your tag.

The storm stayed with us until the middle of the afternoon and then a break in the clouds and storm came.  We were all like flies waiting for a break so we could come out and resume our hunting.

ABreakInBadWeatherI for one was soaked to the skin from the storm as we came off the mountain.  All the clothes I had brought were on my body and very wet.  I would not get warm until I jumped into the sack that night.

Before retiring to the trailer, Half Cocked (Half Cock Ed) and Dry Dog had a surprise for us…mini bottles for kill jugs!  Thanks Guys!

HalfCockEDpassesoutkilljugThese little bottles will go on our Beaver Sharns and will either be full after the hunt or empty….only empty ones show that the owner of the Beaver Sharn filled their tag.  Thanks again!  That was a really nice thing for you guys to do!

No deer were shot this day, but there were plenty of sightings.  A few small bucks got through the day without being put on the meat pole!  Lucky for them.

It was a pretty full day and I was cold and ready for bed.  I think I remember the clock reading 8:30 p.m. when I finally turned out the light!

Bears Butt

Oct. 3, 2013

 

Written on October 3rd, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

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The yearly thrill of preparing for the muzzleloader deer hunt is always a very big deal to me.  It seems to take forever to get here and then when the hunt starts it seems again to be over in just a few days.  This year was just like that.  A blur of activity that came and went so quickly.  But the memory will live on for as long as we all can remember.  Some firsts, some “the sames” and always a lot of laughter.

The hunt start date is set to begin on a Wednesday for some reason, and that is alright with all of us.  Some guys like that and others don’t really care.  Some like to hunt the first part of the hunt, while others want to hunt the last part.  Of course there are always those who like to hunt everyday of the season.  I’m not one of those kind, and I suppose that is one of the reasons I could never be a guide…I can only hunt/fish/whatever for so long a time and then I have to do something different.

Our hunting group likes to travel as a group if we can, as you never know when trouble will happen and we each bring a little expertise to the “problem” should it happen.  This year no problems occurred going to camp, but we did have a minor issue coming home.  Not everyone who comes to the camp can get the time off of work, or travels the same route to get to the camp, but those that can travel together often do.

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With such a beautiful day ahead of us, this is the group that caravaned up and over Monte Cristo the day preceding the opening day of the hunt.

From left to right:  Muskrat, Magpie, Dry Dog, Fat Duck, Wapiti Dung, Hot Spark, Weasel, Soft Ball, Bears Butt and little MaPa’s.  Winemaker was behind the camera!

Once into camp it is a flurry of activities until all is ready and then we can sit back and take it all in, in Grand Fashion!

GattlinUnloadingGattlin seems to be enjoying his “work”!

We adjust and position trailers, campers, tents and the like.  Get them all adjusted for a comfortable nights sleep and to get out of the weather should that become an issue.  Fire wood is gathered and stacked for the upcoming several nights stay and once it’s all done, we kick back and begin the real enjoyable part of the hunt.

CampChoresAreDoneBefore this camp is done, and long before the ending of our stay, this half circle of chairs will become a full circle around the fire with some double rows of chairs added by those who come in later in the week.  I think I counted 33 people one evening!

We don’t consider our camp any different than any of the other camps around the country.  But I think it would be hard pressed to have a camp that enjoys this time more than ours.  We laugh until our faces hurt some nights.  And  when it comes to eating, it really doesn’t get much better than home made jambalaya!

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WeaselGunnerAndGattlinMakingSupperWith full bellies from such a wonderful meal, the stories of past hunts and the expected success of this years hunt are explained in full by those who think they can remember the past or think they can foresee the future.  It’s all fun no matter and we all enjoy the night time fire.

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As the night time hours slip by, we all know that we have an early alarm clock rise to awake to and we best call it a night or we might just sleep in and miss the rising sun in the morning.

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Day one will happen in just a few hours….Good night all!

Bears Butt

Oct. 2, 2013

Written on October 2nd, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

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October 1…It’s too late to get it done in September, sorry about that!

A day trip is planned for today, one more attempt at killing a buck and filling the tag.  Weasel, Tracker, Bones and I are headed for the hills and hopefully will come back with two bucks tied to the roof and blood running down the windshield.  Why only 2 bucks?  Tracker and Bones don’t have licenses, that’s why.

Our plan is to head back toward where we had our camp and road hunt back toward home.  That’s what old hunters do, road hunt.  The weather is supposed to be really good today with a big change coming tomorrow.  It should have the deer out feeding in anticipation of the new front coming and from being cooped up from the last storm that just passed through.  At any rate, it should be a good day afield.

MaPa’s is out and about and anticipates the “loss” of his daddy again and won’t come back in from the garage.  He is such a loyal little guy.  But he can’t go with me and so he will be staying home with his mom (Winemaker).  Hopefully I’ll come home with some smelly old buck for his entertainment later on.

Day trips are always hard for me to make sure I have all the stuff I might need, but they say, “License, gun and bullet is all you need, everything else is luxury”.  I suppose that holds true, and I have those three things already packed.  Plus, lunch, drinks, shovel, come along, handyman jack, rope, extra oil, first aid kit, coat, gloves, water, cell phone, tow chain…..we should survive should we have to stay the night.

Well, wish us luck and we are out of here.  A report will follow on this same posting!

Bears Butt

October 1, 2013

 

Written on October 1st, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

WithOlySignWe had a great time on the muzz hunt this year….time is slow coming, but very fast once it begins.  It seemed like we just got there and it was time to go home.  Bummer on that part.

But the hunt is not over yet, not until Thursday at sundown!  Some of us still have a tag to fill.

Weasel and I are headed out in the morning to try one more time.  Guess where we are going?  Yup!

I will post up the story once the story is finished for this year, but I can tell you we had a really good time and three out of the camp brought home deer.  Several had shots and missed and everyone had a very good time.

One thing I learned about this years hunt is two batches of sweat breads is not enough, I will have to bring three next year!  The feeding frenzy lasted until the last sweet bread was stabbed on the toothpick and that was not long after the first one was stabbed.

Good times, good friends, good fun, good hunting, good food, good weather….well, we had some good weather….and some very wet weather, but over all, a FUN time with lots and lots of laughs.

More to come in the morning!

Bears Butt

Sept. 30, 2013

Written on September 30th, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

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The day has finally arrived…the day we head for the mountains for the 2013 muzz deer hunt!  Camping will be in a different spot than we usually have as all the other spots have been taken.  We will be in a large meadow with very few trees, one we call “Monkey Dink” camp…that’s another story.

We will make the best of what we have, as usual and everything will work out just fine.  Our main goal is for everyone to arrive safely, have a good and safe hunt and return to our homes in the same condition as we are leaving.

I had a great workout this morning, something I recommend to everyone.  I have lost about 10 pounds since beginning this routine and am feeling really good.  The only aches and pains are the ones the workout inflicts and they go away after about an hour after.  Life is certainly good!

We are 27 minutes from our pre-determined departure time and I’m quite surprised to have not seen Dry Dog by now.  The burritos are warmed up and ready to be put into the hot/cold bag for the trip up and over Monte.

Muskrat is expected soon, as is Weasel and Wapiti, with Soft Ball in tow.  Fat Duck is meeting us up in the parking lot half way up Monte!

Weather is calling for warm today with increasing winds this afternoon…winds in excess of 20 mph.  Maybe it’s a good thing we aren’t camping near trees…?!?

Beginning tonight, the chance of rain increases to 70% and will be with us most of the day and into the night.  High expected tomorrow in the mid 50’s.  Then the bottom falls out of the temperature, with lows dipping into the mid 20’s and highs in the lower 40’s…Thursday and Friday.  A continuing of rain/snow mix both of those days and the snow level dropping to 6300 feet…guess what the elevation of Randolph is….6285!

April and the kids are coming up Friday afternoon late and I hope the snow level on Monte does not hinder her drive.

Muskrat just arrived…it’s 7:38 a.m….time to get things finalized for the road!

Until I get back!  Have a wonderful time at whatever you are doing!

Bears Butt

Sept. 24, 2013

Written on September 24th, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

BearsButtDotComBearHandsUpWith tomorrow being the day we head for the hills, I thought I had best take a few minutes and drop a bit of advise to the ladies who are staying back at home and taking care of all the stuff the “old man” has neglected for the past several weeks.

This is mostly for the “new ladies” out there who may or may not be accustomed to the actions of late from their significant other.  Muzz deer season, and I’m sure ALL hunting and fishing seasons, have traditionally been accomplished by the man of the house for centuries.  Ever since the cave man was poking around in the bushes.  He would find a creature that was good to eat and smash its head in and bring it home for the wife and kids to cook and eat.  Nothing has changed forever in that regard.

And so it is today, but not limited to just the man of the house.  The lady of the house is also a big player if she chooses to be and all the ladies that are in our camp, whether hunters or just their because, are treated with respect and hopefully don’t hear a lot of what men do when their aren’t any ladies around.  But, that all depends on the guys and their attitudes.  Our camp is a pretty civil one even though it is the largest on the entire mountain and the largest in the 30 unit setup in this great state of Utah!

As for the expense of this ordeal.  Ladies, I’m sorry, but it takes quite a bit of stuff to put a good old venison steak on the plate in front of you and that stuff is not cheap.  There really isn’t much better tasting than a good venison steak, hash browns and a couple of over medium eggs to wake you up on any given morning, and just like going to your favorite big time restaurant, it costs a bit of money for it!  It’s all a part of hunting.

Sure, when you tally up the costs of the license, gas, beer, booze, camping food, extra stuff needed for the daily hunts and extend that over the 9 days of the hunting season, there is a LOT of money being spread around the area.  It’s good for the local economy to spread this money around.  Why just let the bank hang onto it?  Give it out!  Let others enjoy their hunt too.  You have to believe that that lady behind the counter at the convenience store/gas station has an old man out hunting somewhere!  She is there doing her best to make sure the bills get paid while her main squeeze is trying his best to bring home some venison.

As for what you can do while your old man is away.  Some ladies take to the bars and casinos and really whoop it up while he is gone and some of them get into some trouble…while I think it’s a very good idea for the ladies to get together and party it up…it’s a dangerous world out there and things can get out of hand so to speak.  I’d caution you on doing this.

BUT, you deserve a break as well and rightfully so.  Maybe a night with the bridge club ladies or some other kind of card party.  Maybe a movie with some of your besties!  Just some thoughts.

After he gets back and hopefully he is one of the 23% that actually gets to use his tag on an animal, he will ask you to help him cut and wrap it, you know, to save money!  After all, to take it to a butcher shop is sort of a hassle and you never know if you are getting “your” deer meat back or if you even are getting “all” of your deer meat back.  Ever go into a wild game butcher shop and buy some deer jerky?  Where did that deer jerky come from?  Road kill?  Besides they charge like $65 to cut one up…you can do it yourself and save all that money!!!!!

Well, you won’t save ALL that money, because you will need to buy some freezer paper and freezer tape and so there will go about $15, you are still saving $40!  That is almost 6, 12 packs of Olympia where I come from and that is a lot!  You have to save where you can and this is an important thing to do to save money!  And just think there are the other 77% of the other hunters who wish they had your problem.  Help the old man out!  It will be good for the both of you.  You can listen to all the stories he has from the hunt and get that nasty job of cutting up the deer done at the same time. (insert smiley face here)

You know, it wasn’t too long ago, when the man went out hunting and brought the animal back strapped over the back of his horse, it was then left to the lady to skin it, cut and dry the meat and make some clothing out of the hide.  Since then men have come a LONG WAY in making sure the little lady doesn’t have to do all of that.  The least you could do is step in and help with the cutting and wrapping.  Nuff said.

A man’s sanity is carved in the hunting season.  He was born with the instinct to provide his family with “free meat”!  It has always been this way and it won’t be changing anytime soon.  I really like a good piece of venison, some jerky and since I’ve tried venison bacon, I like that too.  And there is only one way to get it…well…there are a few ways to get it, but to go hunting is a must and if I’m not one of the 23%, I’ll explorer one of the other ways after the hunt is over.

Now ladies, I have not mentioned the fact that YOUR MAN is sacrificing waking up with your sweet breath whispering into his ear in order to provide your house with some of this free meat.  He is out there braving the cold and bitter environment!  Every day risking his life against the wild beasts of the forest.  Getting soaking wet in the rain and freezing his butt off in the bush waiting for that deer to come sauntering past!  What a guy he is!!!  Remember to give him a big kiss when he gets home in a week or two.  Offer up your help to clean up the camp trailer and wash his smelly clothes and give him time to take a long hot bath to loosen up his sore muscles and give him some time to just think.  After all he has been thinking like a deer for the past many days and he has to get his head wrapped around being home and having to tend to his job(s) and not think about next years deer hunt, which by the way is about 365 days away.  He will be a total wreck by the time next season comes around.  Give him some “down time”.  That’s good advise coming from me.

So, there you have it.  Never mind that the cost of this hunt could have been put into buying an already cut and wrapped 1300 pound beef animal.  That is NOT what this is all about….it’s about getting a freezer full (or partially full) of FREE MEAT!!!!  AND maybe even a dead head hanging on the wall!!!  Oh Yes!  Only about 3% of the 23% get animals with antlers big enough to consider doing that!  Pray daily while he is hunting that he comes home one of the 3%!  Dead heads are pretty cool hanging around the walls of the home, and don’t listen to your lady friends when they say a big old tough buck with giant horns is not worth eating…that is absolutely NOT true!  Don’t you have to find that out for yourself?  I never trust someone who knows nothing about such as that, and neither should you.  Pray daily for your hunter man to bag the biggest and baddest buck on the whole mountain!  He will have a better mental state while away, knowing that you are doing that for him at home.  Trust me!  Besides he will know you are at home and not at the casino with those other women!

Bears Butt

Sept. 23, 2013

 

 

 

Written on September 23rd, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

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The Weasel said it in a post on Facebook…This is the eve of our muzz hunt outing!  Even with the actual season not starting until Wednesday, we leave to set up camp on Tuesday and that makes today the eve of that.  I have last minute stuff to go buy, the stuff I mentioned in a post before, the kind of things that just have to wait until the last minute.  Once this is posted I’m gone!

I thought I would conger up a poem about it, but it would have to include things like guns and beer and binocs and fuel and maybe the entire mix just wouldn’t sound like a good family entertaining thing….but then who cares?  It’s my blog!

Twaz the night before the muzz hunt and all through the trailer, things were stacked in total diss-array, from the weeks of packing and unpacking just to find stuff I may have missed……not much of a rhyme.

On Zeke, On Goose, On Rack do they go! Up over Monte and on with the show!…a little better.

The beer is stacked high, but not nearly as me!  When we first get to camp you know I’ll have to pee!….not family friendly.

Binocs are all packed, as well as the scope!  And no buck will go unseen, not from this old dope….now we are getting somewhere!

Water jugs filled and gas cans as well!  This hunt will be a fine one, anyone can tell!….oh ya!

Alarm clock is set to wake me at 4!  I gotta do my workout before heading out the door!….damn I’m good!

For those in the travel, who caravans in the pack, a special greeting awaits from the front of the Rack!…oh baby!

With a camp big as Randolph, we will rumble and shake, all the deer, elk and bear will run for Bear Lake!….YES!

And round the next bend, we will find our Bambi, the hammer will fall and we will hold up a dandy!…I’m getting good at this!

Then back to the camp to hang up the beast and collect up a diet coke from Magpie to say the least!

And round the fire at night, with embers a glow, out will come the kill jug to celebrate Bambi’s blow!….another good one!

When it’s all said and done and the hunt is no more, we will look back at the memories and start the countdown toward next year, and that’s for sure (shore)….nuff said!

Bears Butt

Sept. 23, 2013

Written on September 23rd, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

3positionBearGetting ready for the hunt always brings on interesting things.  Lately it’s been getting the driving rigs ready for the mountain roads.  The Blue Goose appears to be ready since Magpie put almost $700 into fixes that it needed.  A full tank of gas will cost another $100 or so and it will be ready to go!  On the other end of the line, The Rack had right at $400 put into it with new tires and some steering bars and alignment…it’s ready to go!

I have not heard anything about Zeke, but I’m sure Fat Duck has it ready as well.  At least my atv is ready and this year it is carrying The Cocoon!  What with the weather changing drastically in a downward trend this week, the heat from the engine just might be the ticket to staying warm and comfy!

Our little hunting camp trys to come up with something new and fun each year and it will be interesting to see what happens this year.  One thing for sure is the price of gas will have us doing more walking, glassing etc. and not so much driving around, even though a certain amount of driving around is always done.

I’ve been looking at satellite imagery of the area lately and have some hikes in mind.  I have discovered patches of pines and quakies that have been so obviously in my face this whole time I was surprised when I noticed them in the imagery.  I’ll be hiking into one of them and probably will do that on the second day of the hunt.  That hike will be both a hunt and a workout so I don’t lose the conditioning I have built up so far in my workouts.

Another thing I’ve been thinking about is the coyotes!  $50 bounty on each one and that sure would help with some of the expenses of this hunt.  If you shoot one, you have to have the gps coordinates to record on the paperwork, so make sure you have a pretty good idea as to where you are.  You can get those off Google Earth back home if need be, but you will have to place the cursor over the spot where you killed the coyote.  And for those of you who may not know, only the skull cap and lower jaw are needed to collect the bounty.  So, you don’t have to take the whole animal off the mountain.  Just start at one ear and skin it across the top of the animals head to the other ear and cut it off.  Then pry open the mouth and remove the lower jaw.  Of course the jaw bone has to be cleaned up really well before the DWR will accept it for the bounty.  You can do that in your spare time.  Lots of coyotes live in our deer country, let’s collectively take a bunch of them off the mountain this year!  Kill a coyote, save some deer.

Back to the fixing of the rigs, I found this little site that sells some interesting devises to mount on your 4X4 driving rig…Why buy tires when you can buy these?

http://www.alpinesurvival.com/4x4_tracked-jeeps_tracked-trucks.html

Three more days until the hunt begins!  Happy dreams!

Bears Butt

Sept. 22, 2013

Written on September 22nd, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories

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