By: Bears Butt
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam.
The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk.’ The
question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.
However, he wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.

3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck.

Finally, in desperation, just before
the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers and it’s high enough off the
ground where the cat can’t get it.

He got an A.

Written on November 22nd, 2012 , Jokes I like!
By: Bears Butt

Thanksgiving is tomorrow and I  wish each and everyone of you a special day.  May God bless you and everyone you come in contact with.

I always think back to what something might have been like first, long before what we see today as the way it was, and so with Thanksgiving.  What was the first Thanksgiving like?  With the world wide web available to us all, it was not hard to find some historical information about it.

http://www.pilgrimhall.org/1stthnks.htm

So, it seems there were but a small band of white people among the Indians of the area.  It was Fall and it was also time to prepare for the upcoming winter and it’s cold and snow.  All summer long they had taken care of their crops and gone fishing and put up lots of food in their storage places.  I picture huge amounts of dried fish hanging in a shed.  Each family having an equal portion of it.

I also picture dried game meats like deer, bear and whatever other kind of big game there was around there.  It too cut into strips and dried and hanging inside the same shed with the fish.

Game birds were plentiful, at least Wild Turkey, and those too had been properly harvested and taken care of and dried and hanging among the fish and the game.

And with Fall season the migration of the waterfowl was upon the people in full force.  They would have harvested many of the birds and done likewise as with the turkey and had them hanging in the shed as well.

Their crops of corn were stripped and dried and some of it made into flour and placed in cribs in the same shed.  Lord have mercy should something happen to that shed.  All of their food was in there and without it, they probably would not make it long.  Of course they had the others around them who would no doubt share their bounty with them should they need it.

53 people all huddled within a small area, each one caring very much about the other as they all worked together to make their survival possible.

And so they joined in a celebration to thank God for all that they had.  They invited the local Indians to join them.  Fresh game was acquired and cooked and shared with everyone.  A bounty of plenty.  And it says the Indians came forth with deer to share with the white people.  And they celebrated for up to three days.  The children played games, the adult men shot rifles and the women cooked the meals.  The Indians also joined in the fun and work involved and everyone had a great time.

The local Ogden Standard Examiner featured a story this week and in it the author said that for drink at their festivity they drank beer.  Sort of a necessity they thought, because the water just might not be that fit to drink and so to ferment it was the proper way to drink it.  I like that idea.  I imagine that the party lasted three days because that is how much beer they had on hand that was ready to drink.  More, of course would have been in the making but not quite finished to the drinking point (that is my take on things).

In that same article, it reads that forks had not been invented as yet and so they used large cloth napkins to hold onto the meat that they ate.  That sounds rather savage right now, but I have eaten in such a way and it is not such a bad way to get the nourishment you need.  A huge leg of turkey in one hand and a mug of beer in the other.  Tomorrow can’t come soon enough!

I have to differ some with the fact that forks had not been invented yet.  As there is much evidence that people used sharpened sticks way back when to hold meat over a fire to cook it.  I’ve done that as well.  And so, as time goes on a single pointed stick, would be better if it had two points to help hold the meat.  I’ve used things like that and sure enough, the meat can be turned to properly cook, without the meat spinning around.  And as we progress, suddenly there is a stick with three pointed ends and then four.

As Wapiti says, it is not a “fork” until it has four points on which to poke your food.  A three point one is a “trike”, a two point one is a “bike” and a one pointed on is an “eyenk” (if my memory serves me correctly).

I have learned many things in my life and one of them is to not send Edjukateer out to gather hot dog cooking sticks, which by the way usually have two points, because you get back eyenks of the smallest proportion.

Well, enjoy your holiday and may God bless you.

Bears Butt

Nov. 21, 2012

Written on November 21st, 2012 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

Tracker started the tradition many years ago to hand out dream catchers for people who drew the coveted dream hunt tags.  I have sort of taken over that task.  Sherry said once, “you spend a lot of time making those and in the end who really cares”?

I just got off the phone with a guy we met up on the dream hunt last weekend, to whom I gave one of the dream catchers.  He tagged his buck on Sunday and said that when he gets the buck back from the taxidermist that dream catcher will go right up on the wall with the trophy.

THAT is why I suppose those dream catchers are worth the effort to make.  I’m very glad I was able to meet him and give him one of the little trophies.  Who knows, maybe it even brought him some luck.

This one is about you Dave!

Bears Butt

Nov. 20, 2012

Written on November 20th, 2012 , DREAM HUNTS
By: Bears Butt

In life all is not fun and games.  Sometime or another there will be something that comes along and breaks your heart or really saddens you.  This happened to me yesterday.

A bit of background.

We took camp up into the Crawfords last Friday and got it set up.  During the week prior, I was visiting the Utah Wildlife Network forum and a man on there named “Vaporpest” messaged me and talked about he and his father going into the Crawfords the same day to set up their camp.  He and I exchanged messages back and forth and both were very excited.  His excitement was for his father to finally get a chance to shoot something with 4 points on each side, as he has never done that in his entire life.  I gave him pointers like “hold his caps, and don’t let him take the first one he sees” etc. etc.

Saturday morning found us enjoying the hunt and in the early afternoon we had to go into town and gas up.  On our way back into the mountains, a side by side rig was coming out.  I pulled to a stop and the man driving said…”Are you Bears Butt”?  Of course I answered affirmative and got out of the rig to meet the two gentlemen in the rig.

Sure enough the young man sitting in the passenger seat was Vaporpest and his father, Kevin, was the driver.

I gladly gave the tag holder, Kevin, one of the dream catchers I had made up for this occasion and wished him all the luck in the world.  We shared a couple of quick stories, including the fact that his wife was one of the “Hilton” girls (Cache Valley Rendezvous) and then we went our own ways.

Later that evening they stopped into our camp to share with us the wonderful stories they had about the deer they had seen during the day.  Grins were everywhere as you can see in this picture.

Matt and Kevin Hardman

We had a wonderful visit with the two of them and of course some of the stories got a bit exaggerated.  Including one about the color of the flames the fire was putting out.  “Alterwood” makes the flames do that Matt.

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Yesterday I read about a tragic accident out on the Great Salt Lake, where two young duck hunters had lost their lives when the waves capsized their boat and they succumbed to hypothermia.  One of the men was a son of  Kevins  and brother to Matt.

They would have received the text message just after leaving our camp as they cruised out of the canyon just a short mile away.

My heart goes out to them and their family, as well as to the family of the other young man who also passed in that tragic accident.

From the four of us who were in the camp and got to meet the two of you, we are all very, very sorry for your loss.  I personally hope you make it back up into the Crawford Mountains after the funerals as part of the healing process.  As tough as it might seem right now your lives will still go on, only now there is  a piece missing.  Your son and brother would want you to head on back to the mountain and bring home your long deserved prize.

I said a prayer for your families last night.

Bears Butt

Nov. 20, 2012

Written on November 20th, 2012 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

November 20…that’s today!  YAAAAA!  What else is going on?  Well for one it is National Absurdity Day!  Do something really dumb and you will fit right in.  If you are reading this before going to work, this is your chance to wear that Hawaiian shirt to your big business meeting and be able to get away with it.  Or place a special order with the hospital staff saying your doctor ordered you to eat some crazy food that they normally don’t serve patients (you see I don’t know who is reading this or where they are reading it from).

The bottom line is today is Absurdity day and anything out of the ordinary is perfectly justified.  I suggest you keep it legal however.  And maybe just inside the sane line or your tomorrow might not be too fun.

I looked up the word on line and found a definition that allowed viewers to make comments…I think that is absurd, and I told them as much.

As for my personal life, I’m just too set in my ways to be too absurd, besides I’m still in Crawford Hunt Mode…which to some may seem absurd.  To me it is perfectly normal and I know of 10 people who agree with me and several more that are fighting the urge to join the 10 of us, as they have to work, which to them is absurd.  I agree.  Just because they have recently changed jobs, I find it absurd that their new boss can’t let them have some time off to come up and join us in the hunt.  The boss on the other hand thinks it absurd that the newly hired pee-on is even asking that he have time off to go on a stupid hunt in the first place.  You see how absurd things can get in a hurry.  So, enjoy the day.

What’s absurd?

Frying your donut.  Wearing shorts in a snow storm (that could be confused with freezing your butt off).  Or Softballs normal “colder than cold” statement: “Standing on a wind swept, blowing snow mountain with nothing on but a wet sheet” (which IS freezing your butt off).  Pouring an entire bottle of ketchup on your fries.  Dipping the same fries in a beer before eating them.  Asking your brother for $20.  Fishing off the Golden Gate Bridge.  Desiring to get between a cow moose and her offspring.  Adding mustard to your coffee.  Washing the red flannel underwear with the white shorts.

You see the list goes on and on and is only limited by YOUR imagination.  You don’t have an imagination?                  That’s absurd….of course you do.

Bears Butt

Nov 20, 2012

Written on November 20th, 2012 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

Forecast for Randolph, Utah

7-DAY FORECAST

  • This Afternoon Partly sunny, with a high near 46. Southwest wind around 11 mph.
  • Tonight Partly cloudy, with a low around 24. South southwest wind around 7 mph.
  • Tuesday Mostly sunny, with a high near 51. South southwest wind 5 to 13 mph.
  • Tuesday Night Mostly cloudy, with a low around 25. South wind around 7 mph.
  • Wednesday A 20 percent chance of showers after 11am. Mostly sunny, with a high near 50. Southwest wind 7 to 16 mph.
  • Wednesday Night A chance of rain showers before 11pm, then a chance of rain and snow showers. Snow level 7400 feet lowering to 6500 feet after midnight . Mostly cloudy, with a low around 23. Chance of precipitation is 50%. Little or no snow accumulation expected.
  • Thanksgiving Day Partly sunny, with a high near 41.
  • Thursday Night Partly cloudy, with a low around 20.
  • Friday Partly sunny, with a high near 46.
  • Friday Night Partly cloudy, with a low around 23.
  • Saturday Partly sunny, with a high near 50.
  • Saturday Night Mostly cloudy, with a low around 24.
  • Sunday A chance of rain and snow. Snow level rising to 6700 feet. Mostly cloudy, with a high near 45.

So, it looks like there could be some drying, before Wednesday, but then it depends on how much moisture falls on Wednesday as to whether we will be dealing with mucky muck mud come Friday.

Bones says a major change in the weather is expected next week, and by this forecast that might start on Sunday.

Bears Butt

Nov. 19, 2012

Written on November 19th, 2012 , DREAM HUNTS
By: Bears Butt

Thinking about going back into the muddy situation we left yesterday in the Crawfords, I went in search of a better way to travel in the mud.  This is something I found.

http://www.j-wheelz.com/intro_video.html

Sorry, they don’t make them for 4X4 SUV’s….Yet!

Bears Butt

Nov. 19, 2012

Written on November 19th, 2012 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

The first weekend of the Dream Hunt was “almost” perfect.  We got to the camp site earlier than expected on Friday morning and just barely beat another hunter and his crew to the camp site we like most.  They had stopped in Evanston to pick up some high point beverages and that is how we got ahead of them.  They had passed us coming up the canyon on the freeway.

The camp set up went quickly, as most of us knew the ropes of putting up the dining fly.  So we were eating lunch right at noon and drinking cool beverages with lunch.  A better start could not have been had.

No Grimace Waving

Since this was mostly a reconnoiter weekend, we loaded up some gear and went for a little drive to see what kind of critters we could find in the mountains.  Now, just because I’m letting you know some of the weekend events I am also not at liberty to tell you EVERYTHING about what we found, but I will let you know this…we saw some beautiful animals and were quite excited to get the hunt underway the next day.  Dreams of filling tags were definitely in the wind.

My camera does not take the best of pictures, especially out at 10 power and me trying to hold it steady, but this shows you one of the bucks we saw on Friday.  We also saw where the other guys put their camp, which was WAYYY UP near the top of the mountain.  And when we went past, there just happened to be a visitor above their camp.

Can you see the buck to the left, just above their camp?

The buck was looking down into their camp when we stopped on the road and by the time I got the camera ready it had moved to the left.  I took this picture to show you just how close it was to their camp and it was a pretty decent buck.

Not a buck we would take in the morning, but still a nice buck.

Before the sun set we found a pretty nice little buck and we analyzed it with great vigor.  Each one of us pulling on the sides of the anters we liked best and stretching it out wider and wider with each different position it posed itself in.  When it was all settled, the boys with the tags were pretty much filled with delight, not to say they hadn’t had their fill of bubbly as well.

What is your best guess as to its width, height and number of points?

And so with the coming of the evening the thrill of being in the Crawford Mountains one more time, we cheered and cheered and then settled in for the night.

Believe it or not, we ate supper and were in bed before 8 p.m.!

The morning brought the usual thrill of an opener in the Crawfords.  A quick check of the low of the night only showed about 35 degrees.  Not cold at all and it will only get warmer as the day progresses.  Let’s hope it doesn’t rain.   Tracker questioned whether we should chain up before leaving camp and we decided not to and off we went.

As usual, we began seeing bucks just out of camp but nothing big enough to shoot.

Seeing as how I was the driver, I could only shoot at bucks with my camera when the situation allowed and a ton of bucks went passed that I did not get to take pictures of.  The ones I did were usually fleeting and moving.  Bear with me with these pictures as most are blurry.

If you ever hunt the Crawfords much, you will see a lot of high antlered 3X3 bucks and we saw plenty of them this weekend.

Some are small 4X4’s as well like this guy.

To some hunters this guy would be in the truck already, but not for the two guys with the tags on this weekend.  Hold out for something bigger guys.  There are still two full weeks ahead.

Back in camp for a quick lunch we had some little feathered visitors.  Birds that I have yet to find the name of and for sure I have never seen the likes of them before.  They flitted about for quite some time.  Very interesting little birds for sure.

(A bit of research makes me think these are “Grey Crowned Rosey Finches”.  If you know otherwise, please make a comment below…Thanks!)

As the day progressed we found the mud to be a real problem getting around and we ended up chaining the front end up, but not before some nasty mud found itself on top of the hood.  Sorry Bones, would you rather it be a buck head?

As the rest of the day went on it became apparent that the need to have chains on all four tires was imperative if we wanted to go where we wanted to go.  It also became apparent that everyone was going to be wearing a lot of mud and the truck and trailers were going to be carrying the extra stuff as well.  I hate mud!

It rained some more during the night and again the temperature did not reach the freezing mark.  We had made plans to be in a certain place at a certain time on the second day and we prepared early for the trip to “Hidden Valley”.

As we progressed in the darkness, Baby Boy was able to pick up on the weather forecast for the day and he found that we were under a winter weather watch with rain/snow etc. possible for the next 24 hours.  You could not tell it from the sunrise.

Nor were the animals acting any different than the day before.

We made our way slowly through the muck and finally arrived at our destination “Hidden Valley”.  It was the first time I had been there since the year of Fat Duck and Gatlin, and on Bo’s dream Hunt we were very close but not quite there when he filled his tag.  It was nice to see it again and we saw a ton of deer all settled in.  I’m not sure how many bucks we saw mixed in with the all the does, but it was close to 10.  While there we decided a break to have some Kippers, Smoked Oysters, Vienna Sausages and Pork Hocks was in order.

Since it was the day we were going to be heading home, no beer was on the menu.  Next week however……

And so as we came to the close of the reconnoiter weekend, we leave the muddy Crawfords and Randolph until next Friday.

May the bucks continue to rut in their ways and pass on the genes of their ancestors in order to fulfill the big buck dreams of future hunters.

As we were packing to come home, making sure we were leaving things that we would need next week, and taking home what we had to take home to either clean up, preserve or whatever, Tracker looked upon the ridge above camp and this was the scene.

Camp trailer in the foreground.

On a side note.  We are always on the lookout for other peoples trash and so this trip was no different.  We had lots of trash in the bag in the back of the rig, but this might be the ultimate trash pickup of them all.  Tracker trying to get a balloon out of a cedar.

And for reasons only the Willow Creekers would know, you will see this again.

Happy Guys!

We will be back!

Bears Butt

Nov. 19, 2012

 

Written on November 19th, 2012 , DREAM HUNTS
By: Bears Butt

With the Dream Hunt beginning in the morning, we are taking the camp up and setting things up today.

Tracker, No Grimace, Baby Boy and myself with two trailers and a bunch of the gear.

Leaving town at 8 a.m., about an hour from now for all intents and purposes.  Our travel plans will take us through Evanston and then into the Crawford Mountains from there.  We hope to land the same camp location we have had the past two years and unless there are others camped there already that is the plan.

For the next two days we will reconnoiter the area looking for the largest bucks on the mountains.  The ones that meet the hunters demands and dreams.

Until my return, this will be the last posting, but don’t give up.  When I return you will see many pictures of the landscape and what we saw while up on the mountain.  Stay Tuned!

Bears Butt

Nov. 16, 2012

Written on November 16th, 2012 , DREAM HUNTS
By: Bears Butt
  • Today

    Nov 16

    Clouds and sun 46°Lo 27°
  • Sat

    Nov 17

    Mostly cloudy 47°Lo 28°

    more

  • Sun

    Nov 18

    Mostly cloudy with showers 45°Lo 29°

    more

  • Mon

    Nov 19

    Mostly cloudy 44°Lo 27
  • This is the forecast for the Randolph area.  On other forecast sites such as Weather Bug the cloudy/chance of precip is in the form of rain/snow.  Mostly 30% and climbing to 60% on Sunday.
  • This does not look typical for this time of year in the Crawfords, but we will make do with what we have.
  • Bears Butt
  • Nov. 16, 2012
Written on November 16th, 2012 , DREAM HUNTS

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