By: Bears Butt

BearsButtDotComBearHandsUpOne day closer to the hunt!

Now is when things start to get exciting!  People coming in from out of town to get ready for the hunt.  The local boys and girls gathering up their things and packing them away.  It’s really getting fun.  I’ve packed things I know I won’t be using or needing for this hunt and am still trying to think of  “what have I forgotten” items.

There are always certain items you just can’t pick up or pack because you are using them daily or there is no sense in buying it until you are ready to go.  That is part of the fun I suppose.

I have sharpened ALL my hunting knives.  Rubbed down my muzz rifle.  Installed my “cocoon” on the toy.  Made sure the kill jug is safely stored in the camp trailer.  Gotten all my gear sitting in a quick to load area of the house.  Double checked my possibles bag for all the things I know I will need.  Packed my spare clothes and made sure my beaver sharn is in the trailer, along with my sleeping bag and pillow.  Looked over all the batteries in all the two way radios, flashlights, cameras, gps unit and am planning on packing more in case the ones in the devises go dead.  Double checked the propane and made sure the camp chef is packed, as well as the grill and bbq box.  The EZ up is packed and ready and the lantern stand that Magpie made is ready to go into the truck!  Filled up the jug of chainsaw gas and got out a full quart of bar oil, changed the chain to a newer and sharper one.  Have the water jugs sitting where they will get filled with water at the last minute.  Plugged in the power and have the refrigerator all cold and ready for food.  Checked the air pressure in all the tires.  Greased up the hubs on the camp trailer and the toy hauler trailer.  Loaded up my toy on the trailer and have it ready for three more to get loaded.  Checked on the game gambrel and game bags.  Fixed a small leak in the potty drain system.  And have been watching the weather forecasts like a hawk.

By the way…it looks like a major change is coming to the mountains where we will be hunting.  Beginning the day of the hunt the high is expected to only be around 50 degrees, the low in the upper 20’s and a 50% chance of rain…if the rain comes to the valley, it will likely be snow up in the mountains maybe as low as our camp!  Bring it on!

That leads to more gear to be packed!  Chains for the trucks!  Warm gloves!  Rain coats!  And covers for the rifles!

I’m almost ready!

Bears Butt

Sept. 21, 2013  (Weasel and Muskrats Birthdays!  Happy Birthday fella’s!)

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Written on September 21st, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

WithOlySignMuskrat told this joke yesterday and I thought it was very funny…

Where did “You have got to be shitting me” come from?

George Washington and his 40 men were crossing the almost frozen river while trying to find the British soldiers.  In the lead boat was George and his boat full of men rowing against the current.  Suddenly very close to the shore they hit a large rock.  George ordered Corporal Peters out to tend to the boat and pull it the rest of the way onto shore.

Once safe, he again ordered Corporal Peters to tend to the rest of the boats and make sure they too made it safely to shore.  Corporal Peters did as he was ordered and as the last of the boats full of men came toward him, Corporal Peters fell into the icy water.

In spite of all the effort the other men went to trying to find Corporal Peters in that icy water, Corporal Peters drowned.

With all his men soaking wet and the weather freezing George wasn’t sure what he was going to do to help his men survive.  Suddenly down the shore of the river he saw a faint glow of a lantern.  He quickly went down that way and found a brothel (house of ill repute mind you).  Knocking on the door the madam greeted him and he asked if she would mind if his men could spend the night and get their clothes dry.  She was very delighted and asked George how many men he had with him…..

His reply was “Well maam, 39, without Peters…”  Her reply “You have got to be shitting me”!!!!!

 

Written on September 20th, 2013 , Jokes I like!
By: Bears Butt

Today we said our last good byes to one of the greatest men on this earth (in my opinion), Black Arrow.

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I remember meeting him for the first time at one of the early Old Ephraim Mountain Men rendezvous, probably back about 1980 or so.  I thought about him and how quiet he was and still was right in the middle of the action.  He never drank any hard liquor or beer either, but was right there along side those who were very much enjoying their drinks.

Black Arrow had something very special about his character that really drew me in.  He was honest as the day is long.  He was caring and very much giving.  He would pass on a bite of jerky if he knew someone else wanted it and there was only one piece left.

One muzzleloader deer season he and Magpie came to our camp, not to camp with us, but to let us know they were hunting near by.  He was shooting his flintlock rifle.  Again I thought how strange for someone shooting a gun that was a handicap in the first place would further restrict their chances at tagging a buck by shooting a flintlock rifle.  That was Jim.

After we all got to know him better, and he with our group as well, he did camp with us a time or two and he was just as much a gentleman as he was at rendezvous and around the women and children.  On one particular hunt we decided we needed to make a long push through some trees and brush to kick the deer out.  Black Arrow was on my left side as we proceeded.  After about 2 miles of pushing, I angled his direction and offered up a piece of jerky and some water.  He didn’t bring any water that time and gladly took a drink (and jerky).  He said he didn’t think we would be walking that far.  His leg was giving him some trouble and so he and I continued to walk much slower and finally came out to the meeting place on the road.  We didn’t do any pushes that far again.

I have to tell you all another story about the Old Ephraim Mountain Men Rendezvous….it wasn’t that long ago….Up on the shooting line Black Arrow and Magpie were the Range Masters and doing a great job, as usual, keeping us yahoo’s in line.  But we all knew the prizes for the top shooters could use a little boost.  Black Arrow and Magpie could not do anything about that and we knew that as well.

Well, as fate would have it, I won a first place on one of the shoots.  I figured I’d end up with a tube of bear grease or a half knapped flint arrow head or something totally un-usable…instead when Black Arrow called me down to the Council Fire to award me with my prize, it was a Damascus Knife Blade!  For those of you who might not know what that is, to make a Damascus blade, you have to heat a bar of steel extremely hot, hot enough to be able to fold it, and pound it into one piece again.  Then you treat it with oil and then heat it up again and fold it again and continue to do this process for many, many, many times….And then, you have to heat it and pound it and shape it into what you want it to be…in this case a knife blade!

I’d like to give credit to the man who made this knife blade, but for this story it doesn’t really matter, what matters is that Black Arrow gave it to me as a first place winner of a pretty hard shoot that he and Magpie had come up with.  I was, and AM very proud of that knife blade and deep down inside, I honestly think Black Arrow went into his own camp, dug through his stuff and came out with that knife blade to give to me.  That is MY story and I’M sticking to it!

Well, much later, after that rendezvous, I put a handle on that blade and made a knife sheath for it and it has been with my mountain man clothes ever since.  I will be wearing that knife on this coming muzz hunt and on my elk hunts as well.  It holds an edge very well and has already helped process a few deer, both in the field and at home.

You can say what you will about a man not crying, but believe me I have a lot of tears in my eyes right now, as I think about this man and how special he was.

Black Arrow, you are going to be missed “BIG TIME”, but you can also bet there will be a ton of story’s told where you were right there!  The most honest man I have ever met!  He could have “swindled” me and Winemaker many years ago when we bought our boys their first muzzleloader rifles.  45 caliber TC Cherokee models.  Fine little rifles and Jim made sure we were happy with them and the price and of course we thought he was not making any money for himself, the price was that low.  He assured us he was making enough.  I’ll bet he didn’t even get enough to cover the shipping costs, he just wanted to see two young boys get involved with  muzzleloading and rendezvous.

God Bless you Jim “Black Arrow” Gill!  God Bless!

Bears Butt

Sept. 19, 2013

 

Written on September 19th, 2013 , WILLOW CREEK FREE TRAPPERS GONE ON AHEAD
By: Bears Butt

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A great workout this morning!  Wearing my snow boots that weigh about 4 pounds each, plus the hydration pack full of water!  It’s surprising what those two things do for the workout!  Feels Good!

This time next week folks!!!!!!  WAAAHHOOOOOOO!!!!!  I just finished looking over some past muzz hunts and then it dawned on me…I have not taken a deer since 2009!  Last year I missed 2 different ones and so I must make up for it this year!  Look out Bambi!  No mercy!  I have to have some venison bacon!!!

I also made 28 sausage burritos and am thinking that some of them need to go on the hunt with us.   Who wants one?  Last year I took some and we heated them on the top of the engine while we drove to camp.  At the pull off up Monte when we stopped to take a short break, I broke them out and we all had one!  Bones wasn’t too happy with me about that either, because she had made banana bread and was very happy to be handing it out as well.  I don’t know why she got mad, but she did, after all we did eat her banana bread and the burrito.

This year is going to be something real special, I know something that only a couple of you reading this know and it will be a great surprise to the rest of you!  Just a bit more icing on the cake!

I know the rules given to us by the DWR and I want the whole camp to know that some of us are going to be bringing our assault weapons and having them in camp.  As long as the DWR boys don’t come in with search warrants we should be OK.  We need some much needed practice to make sure they are tuned in and besides there just might be some unwanted guests come into camp.

And on a final note for today, yesterday I hit upon a great “road side find” and I’ll be installing it on my camp trailer today!  A wonderful little addition to the man-trailer!

Bears Butt

Sept. 18, 2013

Written on September 18th, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

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The annual muzz planning meeting went very well.  Our camp will be growing again this year with at least 15 trailers/campers/tents and so if you consider at least 2 people per trailer that means 30 people will be in camp.  Of course there are more than two in most of the trailers…I’m saying 45 people will be in our camp!  That is nearly the population of Randolph!  Do you think when we come through town they will have a celebration ready for us?  Maybe a parade with us as the whole show?  That would be comical!

So a bigger camp only means one thing!  MORE FUN!!!!  I hope Twinkie Man gets the word!  It would be a sad day if all the people didn’t get a Twinkie!

Speaking of which, last year we thought it was the end of Twinkie Man, as Twinkies were not being made any more.  Twinkie Man came through by buying up the Ebay stock at ridiculous prices just to make our day…and it worked!  Good job Twinkie Man!

TwinkieManAnd a year later, Twinkies are back on the shelves of all major stores throughout the world!  YEAAAA!!!

Well, it’s once again a Monday and this is the first Monday of the LONGEST WEEK of the year!  The week before the muzz hunt!  Enjoy it and try to get something accomplished this week because the closer it gets to the actual hunting day, the more your head will NOT be into your paying job work.

Bears Butt

Sept. 16, 2013

Written on September 16th, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

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One day closer to the muzz hunt and this day is the one for our planning meeting.  We could probably NOT have a planning meeting and still get all the prep work done and once we were in camp everything would be as orderly as it always is, but we need a reason to get together and jaw jack!

The planning meeting is as important as the hunt itself, in my mind.  It gets a large group of guys together with one common thought….to have fun!  We always are having fun, even when we are working our butts off in the hay fields, we make light of it and get the job done.

Hunting is a tradition taught to us by our fathers, brothers, neighbors, friends…or just on our own through trial and error.  Hunting!  The Fall Sport!  For some Fall begins with the first football game.  For others the changing of the leaves or the bow hunt, but for me, it’s the muzz hunt!  My year begins and ends with the start and end of the muzz season and then it’s a 365 day wait for it to begin again.  There is a bit of a twist on things this year for me, but it’s still the muzz hunt that gets it going!

As you all have read or know first hand, our camp is the largest on the mountain and I can’t think of a better place to be, even if you are not a hunter and just want to come and camp and enjoy the stupid things we do to entertain ourselves….I can’t help but grin as I’m typing at some of the fun things that “just happen” that makes us laugh and laugh….like “Buck Off”….(I know you are grinning right now).

You have to be there and as long as I can get myself up and going, I plan on being there even if I can’t hunt.  Like my dad, his last hunt was spectacular, we were camped at the foot of a large steep sagebrush hillside.  Dad had gone through several heart operations and was not able to climb or hike and so he stayed in camp to keep things in order and to have a good lunch made for us when we came back from the morning hunt.

It was about noon time and we were all back in camp enjoying a drink and a meal, when we heard a shot coming from way up the draw behind our camp,  around the bend in the big steep hill.  It drew our attention in that direction and that is when we saw a string of deer running about mid way up that hill and going to cross about 200 yards above our camp!  Dad was quick to grab his custom 30-06 Springfield and started popping off rounds at the bucks.  When it was all over, three bucks lay dead on that hill and all from dads shots.  With a big grin on his face, he turned to us and said “Go get em boys!”, and that is just exactly what we did.

Illegal?  Maybe, but at the time almost every camp employed the technique of “party hunting” and that was what this was.  We had plenty of tags in camp and when someone got the chance to shoot more than one deer, they did it without so much as a second thought…we always hunted for the meat back then.

Hope to see you at todays planning meeting!  4 p.m.!

Bears Butt

Sept. 15, 2013

Written on September 15th, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

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Jim “Black Arrow” Gill
Sept. 14, 2013

Written on September 14th, 2013 , WILLOW CREEK FREE TRAPPERS GONE ON AHEAD
By: Bears Butt

BearsButtDotComBearHandsUpI have read about people who bagged their big game animal not gutting them and yet still end up with all the meat.  It’s called the “gutless method” of salvaging all the meat, including the tenderloins, without opening up the gut cavity.  So yesterday I found some videos on line that show you how it’s done.  A couple of them go into great length to show you and they are in 2 parts, do yourself a favor and go on line and look them up, very educational.

I thought I should share this with you as well and so I searched until I found a short version of the big show.  This will give you the run down on how it’s done without all the blood and gore found in the longer versions.

However, this version does not show you how to take off the rib meat, and there is a lot of meat on the ribs.  There is another video out there that shows you the “roll method” of getting all the rib meat off.  You can look that one up if you so desire.

Another thing about the gutless method is the fact that I LOVE venison liver and without opening up the gut cavity that baby will stay in and rot away or become coyote or bear food…not while I’m here…I’ll get that liver out!

So even though this method would work for deer as well as the bigger cousins, I think I’ll continue to do the gutting method for my deer and maybe give it a try with the two elk I’m going to harvest this season.

A word of warning, if you don’t like to see dead animals, blood and gore, you best stop reading right now and turn this site off.

Bears Butt
Sept. 14, 2013
 

Written on September 14th, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

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I was opening a new bag of bread this morning for breakfast and thought about the direction of the twist on the twist tie…it was twisted so I had to twist to my left in order to undo it…I thought it strange and so I went searching.

What I found was this:

How to Know the Freshness of a Bag of Bread With Clips & Ties

 

 

 

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Bread companies use colored ties to show when the bread was baked.

 

You may or may not have noticed when you buy your bread that the color of the tie that closes the bread bag is sometimes different. If you have noticed, you likely didn’t consider that it might mean something. But it does. The companies that make and distribute the bags use certain colored ties to help consumers determine how fresh the bread is. They also print the date on the bag, but checking the colored ties is a quicker way knowing how old the bread you are buying is.

 

 

Instructions

    • 1

      Check color of the tie on bag of bread you are considering for purchase. For most companies, blue means Monday, green means Tuesday, red means Thursday, white means Friday and yellow means Saturday.

    • 2

      Consider day of week on which you are shopping. You are only supposed to encounter two different colors on any given day since bread is only allowed to be out for a few days.

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      Choose a loaf of bread the color of closest day to your shopping day to get freshest loaves. For instance, if you shop on Wednesday, you would prefer green tagged bread over blue.

    • 4

      Read “sell by” date on the package as back-up if it will make you feel better.

Read more: http://www.ehow.com/how_8154654_freshness-bag-bread-clips-ties.html#ixzz2emniqGED

 

Did you know that?

Bears Butt

Sept. 13, 2013

Written on September 13th, 2013 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

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The workout this morning was another good one.  8% slope, speed of 7 mph…30 minutes and 30 pushups…I’m feeling good!  I highly recommend everyone get in a good workout every morning!  Just saying!

You know it’s getting close to the hunt when I plug in another address in my weather checking application on my smart phone!  Today I opened up “Randolph”!  And it looks like it is going to be a wet next few days.  It can’t hurt the hunt any to have the dust settled from the extremely hot and dry summer we had.  I have seen those roads up there with 10 inches of fine powdery dust and I’m certain this summer that is exactly the way those roads were.  I really hate it when you are traveling on them as that talcum powder type dust gets everywhere!  When you wake up in the morning in your camper, your teeth grit with it!  YUK!

So this rain is a welcome addition!  On a down side note, the animals won’t have to go to a watering hole to get a drink, but that’s ok, we can deal with that.

Life is good and don’t forget the meeting on Sunday!

Bears Butt

Sept. 13, 2013  (FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!!  OH MY!!!)

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Written on September 13th, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories

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