By: Bears Butt

I was asked once, “Why do you talk about horses and call them ‘goddammits'”?

Well, it’s a pretty simple answer.  First off you have to understand horses.  They are big animals that are powered by a walnut size brain.  All that muscle and mass has to be controlled and that little brain has an overwhelming job to try and contain all of that.  Not an easy task by any means.

Secondly, a horse does what a horse does best, goes pretty much where it wants to.  You build a five or six wire fence around the area you wish the horse to stay in.  You feed it.  You water it.  You do everything possible to make it a happy horse and sometimes it will even let you ride it without throwing you off.

And so, you are reasonably sure the horse is happy where it is and you leave it to go and do something else.  You have fed and watered it.  The hay you gave it is the best around and when you leave it, the horse is nose deep into the pile of hay.  Munching happily away.

The next time you come to take care of the horse it is gone!  Not where you left it.  Or not anywhere near where it should be.  The first thing that comes to your mind is “goddammit”, where is that horse?  And so, why not just call them what you first think about?  goddammit!

Bears Butt

Dec. 2011

Written on December 26th, 2011 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

JUST A PLAIN OLD MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF YOU!  Boring huh?  Well, get out and make something of the last week of 2011 that is all I can say right now.  Around here you can take the kids ice fishing just about anywhere in the Northern end of the state.  Down South, the lakes are not frozen but offer up some of the best fishing of the year!  Back to the North, Bear Lake has the Bonneville Whitefish actively biting and with that come the Mackinaw and Cutthroat Trout that come in to eat the whitefish spawn.  Next month the Cisco Disco happens and you can catch a bunch of the Cisco!

Get out and enjoy!

Bears Butt

Dec. 2011

Written on December 25th, 2011 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

It’s hard to believe tomorrow is Christmas Eve.  Only 8 more days of 2011, so if you had planned on doing something this year and haven’t yet done it…well…time is running out!

Have a very Merry Christmas and The Best of the New Year.  2012 is going to be a great one!  Mark my words!

Bears Butt

Dec. 2011

Written on December 23rd, 2011 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt
THE MARINES WANT THIS TO ROLL ALL OVER THE U.S. , Canada and The World
Please don’t delete this until you send it on, Let’s send it around the world.
FRIENDS ARE BORN, NOT MADE
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This is a poem being sent from a Marine To his Dad. For those who take the time to read it, you’ll see a letter from him to His dad at the bottom. It makes you truly thankfulfor not only the Marines, but ALL of our troops.


THE MARINE
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We all came together,
Both young and old
To fight for our freedom,
To stand and be bold.
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In the midst of all evil,
We stand our ground,
And we protect our country
From all terror around..

Peace and not war,
Is what some people say.
But I’ll give my life,
So you can live the American way.
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I give you the right
To talk of your peace.
To stand in your groups,
And protest in our streets.
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But still I fight on,
I don’t bitch, I don’t whine.
I’m just one of the people
Who is doing your time.

I’m harder than nails,
Stronger than any machine.
I’m the immortal soldier,
I’m a U..S. MARINE!

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So stand in my shoes,
And leave from your home.
Fight for the people who hate you,
With the protests they’ve shown.
Fight for the stranger,
Fight for the young.
So they all may have,
The greatest freedom you’ve won.
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Fight for the sick,
Fight for the poor.
Fight for the cripple,
Who lives next door.
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But when your time comes,
Do what I’ve done.
For if you stand up for freedom,
You’ll stand when the fight’s done
By: Corporal Aaron M. Gilbert , US Marine Corps
USS SAIPAN, PERSIAN GULF
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July 23
Hey Dad,
Do me a favor and label this ‘The Marine’ and send it to everybody on your email list. Even leave this letter in it. I want this rolling all over the US and Canada and the World. I want every home reading it. Every eye seeing it. And every heart to feel it. So can you please send this for me? I would but my email time isn’t that long and I don’t have much time anyway.
You know what Dad? I wondered what it would be like to truly understand what JFK said in his inaugural speech. ‘When the time comes to lay down my life for my country, I do not cower from this responsibility. I welcome it.’ Well, now I know. And I do.. Dad, I welcome the opportunity to do what I do. Even though I have left behind a beautiful wife, and I will miss the birth of our first born child, I would do it 70 times over to fight for the place that God has made for my home. I love you all and I miss you very much.  I wish I could be there when Sandi has our baby, but tell her that I love her, and Lord willing, I will be coming home soon. Give Mom a great big hug from me and give one to yourself too.
Aaron

Please let this marine (and all our military) know we care by passing his poem onto your friends even if you don’t usually take time to forward mail…do it this time!
Thanks,

Written on December 21st, 2011 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

For the men reading this post, please visit this site and try to stay out of the dog house with your woman this Christmas Season.

 

Written on December 21st, 2011 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

Went ice fishing today with Brandon.  Met up with Barney and Parker Barnett on the lake.  Mantua Reservoir that is.  I wanted to target blue gills and try to stay away from the trout.  Well it worked partly.

We caught several trout and six keeper blue gills.  Missed a ton of bites and in all had a great time.

I think Parker outfished us as I ended up two quarters short of what I started with.  I had been fishing for at least a hour and a half before he even got there and within 15 minutes he had 3 of my quarters!  I love ice fishing!  Like Parker said, you can be fishing two feet from the next guy and not getting a bite, while he is catching fish one after the other.  That was sort of the case today.  We were not even 10 feet away from each other and bam…he was yelling fishon!….

It is always fun!  Thanks guys!

Bears Butt

Dec. 20, 2011

Written on December 20th, 2011 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

Check out this machine!  Could it replace the ATV?  The Mud Motor Boat?

http://www.thewilcraft.com/index.php

Written on December 18th, 2011 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

 

It was a warm spring day in Willard, Utah and mother had some time off of her usual work place.  She decided it was a good time to clean out the old cellar, under the back of the house.  This was a task that was usually accomplished maybe every other year or maybe every three years.  No matter, the cellar was filled with the usual;  Spiders, dead mice, live mice, bugs, broken fruit jars, rotten potatoes and onions and lots and lots of dust.

Mother wanted the place to look real good when she was done, because that years fruit was going to be put up and placed on those shelves and she wanted it to at least be as presentable as she could.  The cellar is a cold, damp place.  It had been hand dug many years before and the walls were lined with rocks.  The rocks were held in place with mortar of some sort that was crumbly.  So the whole rock work had been painted many times with white paint.  I’m certain lead based paint was used more than not.  Cus that was all they had back then.

The shelves were just pine and rather rickety.  Nailed at the top to the joists that held the floor up overhead and nailed at the bottom with just a frame work of 2X4’s.  The shelves themselves were of one inch thick pine about 12 inches wide.

So, mother would have us kids help her out with this task.  All the “everything” that was in the cellar had to come out and be put on the ground outside.  Once everything was out she went to sweeping and wiping down the shelves and cupboard and everything else down there.  When that had dried good enough, she would gather things from outside, one at a time, wipe it down and put it where she thought it best for safe keeping.

Well, this particular cleaning involved me.  Now, I have never considered myself a “bad guy”.  Maybe a bit curious, and to some perhaps a little more curious than others.  But, here she handed me a tray that held a set of nice pure silver things.  I carried it carefully up the cellar stairs and placed it on the ground outside.  And then I went back down for some more things to carry up.  After the last load was delivered to the ground outside, I got to looking at the silver set.  Boy it was a pretty set.  A creamer, a sugar bowl with a lid on it, a nice spoon and of course the tray.  All of every piece was pure silver.  Not really shiney, because of where it was stored, but silver none the less.

Mom had instructed me at some point to make sure some of the burnable stuff, like cardboard and wood scraps got put into the burning barrel out by the coal house.  Of course I always followed instructions to the “T”.  That fire was burning  good in that old 55 gallon barrel.

Looking at the silver set again, I got to thinking just how fragile it looked.  The creamer wasn’t very thick walled.  I did not think about the fact that all it had to do was hold cream in it, while someone served up a special guest or two some tea or coffee.  Well, I was about eight years old afterall, and I always felt I was pretty strong for my age and size, so I picked it up and gave it a squeeze across the top.  SMUSH!  It caved in so very easily I could not believe it.  So, next I stepped on it and it smashed even more.  Then with a stomp or two it was pretty dang flat and didn’t look like a creamer at all.

My mind just raced to think what next I could do with it and then it hit me!  I’ll bet it will melt right down and be pure silver!  I went to the burning barrel and started looking around for something to put it in so I could put it in the fire.  I found a 3 pound metal coffee can and a broken metal coat hanger in the pile of barrel dumpings near by.  I rigged the coat hanger so it would suspend the coffee can inside the burning barrel , then I put the smashed creamer inside the can and hung it on the inside of the barrel.  I moved the fire around so it was under and around the can and then I left to go see if I could help some more with the cellar cleanup.

Time has a way of getting away from us as we age and right now (2011) the time is really flying past.

I grew up somehow and found myself suddenly being discharged from the U.S. Air Force.  I was 24 years old and came home to Willard to start the next phase of my life.  Of course until I got my feet on the ground and a job, or college or whatever was next, I was staying with Mom and Dad in the old house.  My bedroom was upstairs in the attic area as usual.  One morning mom and I were sitting at the kitchen table drinking coffee and she suddenly said, “Oh Wynn I have something I have been saving for you!”  And she jumped up and headed for the porch.

What she handed me was a plastic bag with a wire tie around the top.  Inside was a note and a piece of metal.  I opened it up and the note read “Mothers Silver Tea Pot”.  The metal had melted and formed in the curved shape of the bottom of the 3 pound coffee can, it was about 3 inches long and maybe ½ inch thick at the thickest part.

Mother just stood there and grinned.  She told me the story of going out to the burning barrel the day after we had cleaned out the cellar and there she found the can and the cooled metal inside.  She knew beyond a shadow of a doubt that since the creamer was missing from the set, that that piece of cold metal in the bottom of that can had to be that old creamer!  Sure enough it was.  And she saved it all those years.  I have to ask myself right now, why she didn’t kick my butt hard for that one.  Sorry mom!

So, there you have the story about that, but what about the Silver Slug?

After several of us had gotten ourselves muzzleloaders, we were doing quite a bit of shooting to get used to them and fine tune the sights.  We were almost always shooting targets someplace and tweeking those sights.  We were also getting to be quite accomplished in the marksmanship part of shooting muzzleloaders  as well.

One day we were looking for something and came across an old bullet mold.  It had markings on it that said it was a mold for a 45/70 bullet.  A strange looking mold as it has other uses besides just molding a bullet.   I decided that day, that I could melt down that silver piece of metal and pour it into that mold and make a “silver slug”.  And one day I took the time to do just that.  I had to melt and pour and melt and pour several times before I got one that was nearly perfect in shape.

And then I went in search of something to mount it onto.  Something solid and something that had some meaning to it.  When I found just the right thing to mount it on, it was like a magic day.  I had picked up a rock down at mothers  old cabin site South of Monticello, Utah a year or so before.  What kind of rock it is, I don’t know, but it was a bit heavy for its size, had some color to it and had an odd shape.  Perfect for what I was going to do with it.

I carefully planned out the place I was going to put that slug and with all the care in the world I glued it exactly where I wanted.  When it was dry, I tried and tried to get it to come off, but it wouldn’t and it is still stuck to that exact place after all these years.  Next came attaching some leather to the “flats” of the rock.  I glued and glued and trimmed and trimmed.  When that was done, it sat for awhile while I pondered what I should write on the leather.  Something pertaining to muzzleloaders and shooting and something explaining the bullet itself.  One day it hit me just what to write on the leather!

Yessir!  “This Silver Slug Symbolizes Superior, Squirmin, Squintin, Squatin and Scorin!”  After all is is going to be a travelling award to be held by the best shooter among those who shoot, at whatever is shot at and whenever  there is a shoot.

Next to the bullet I wrote: “Blackpowder only—–All Others Eat Pork”.  That is a take off of a story we have about muzzleloaders vs conventional cartridge rifles.  Mountain men eat venison, buffalo, elk and antelope, while the “flatlanders” eat pig meat.  We call conventional cartridge guns, “suppository” guns.

On the back of the rock I wrote a brief about the Silver Bullet and the mold that made it.  (I believe Jack “Wapiti Dung” Zundel has that mold in his possession).

Well, once we started shooting and passing the Silver Slug around we would write our name and the year we won it.  I think the first year was 1977 (I could be wrong) and after many years of shooting and passing it around we decided to retire it and put it in a safe place for posterity.  I have it in my possession if you would like to see it first hand.

The names were written almost anywhere we had a place to write a name and put a date down.  There were some years it didn’t get passed around because the holder of the trophy didn’t realize they had it.  In one case Wapiti Dung, Mountain man Extraordinaire, had it on a shelf in his basement and it was there long enough that even the mice would not run past it for fear of sneezing from all the dust.

It was shot for and passed around until our good friend and Willow Creek Free Trapper “Waldoon” won it at our rendezvous in  1994.  It was brought back to the rendezvous a few years after he passed on and that is when we decided it needed to be retired.

It is funny how some things get started and become tradition for many years and then something happens to end that tradition.  We had fun with this one and I, for one, believe it made better muzzleloader shooters out of most of us.  After all, we are very competitive, and to get to hold onto the coveted “Silver Slug” until the next time we shot meant quite a lot to each of us.

Bears Butt

Dec. 2011

Written on December 18th, 2011 , Just more stories
By: Bears Butt

Something is happening to this site that isn’t good.  My computer GURU is looking into it.  I did an update the other day and it messed things up.  Hang in there.

I’m sorry you can’t see the picture of the iPad that is so popular these days.  It is really good and I sure hope things get straightened up before Christmas so you can all pick up a few of them…CHEAP is not the word for them!

Written on December 16th, 2011 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt
If you are interested in getting an iPad for Christmas, I can get hold of them through a contact. These are legal, not off the back of a truck. They are from a canceled hospital contract due to the government cutbacks.

The numbers are limited -I have twenty iPads going for less than half Price, so it’s first come, first served.

I have already sold one (see pic below so you can see what you would be getting). 

Get back to me as quickly as you can, if you want one.

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Written on December 16th, 2011 , Jokes I like!

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