By: Bears Butt

No Grimace and Baby Boys Dream Hunt is coming up fast.  With that I have to admit I have been spending some time making little tokens to give away.  Each one takes a little over an hour to produce and I have to do it in steps.  Some steps take longer than others and after awhile it gets really tedious.

Here is where I am at right now, each is a little different than the others and if you had a choice which one would you choose?

One

Two

Three

Four

Five

Six

Seven

Eight

Nine

Ten

All made from scratch from the ring to the printing.  Well, I didn’t make the little deer heads or the beads.

Bears Butt

November 5, 2012

Written on November 5th, 2012 , DREAM HUNTS
By: Bears Butt

This one has been around for quite some time, but some of you, like me, may not have heard about it.  Again it is an emergency thing.

So, you find yourself without lights.  You can not locate any flashlights or candles, or you have exhausted the batteries or used up the candles and still the power is out.

Maybe you find yourself on a camping trip and the battery dies in your trailer.  Whatever the scene you do have a can of Crisco shortening, a string and some matches.  Thank God you have those things.

Tie a big knot in the end of the string.  Use a long stick and push the string down through the center of the can of Crisco (or other solid type cooking oil in a METAL can).  Push Crisco up against the string to keep it standing up.  Now light the string.

The string will burn down until it hits the Crisco and then the oil will begin to melt and soak into the string.  The hole you made with the stick will eventually fill with melted oil and the string will burn like that of a candle, mostly burning the oil and slowly burning the string.  This type of emergency candle is said to burn over 40 hours continuously.

Now, if you need a source of heat to cook with.  You can push several strings down into the Crisco and light them all.  Suspend your pan over the top of the fire and cook whatever you need to cook.

Unlike a wax candle the fire from the burning string will not emit black soot, but burns cleaner.  It is said that there is no odor from this burning machine at all and my sources say it is safe to use indoors.  I’m sure one would have to worry about using up all the oxygen in a small space using it, so be careful with that.

So, if you find your can of Crisco has gone rancid DON’T THROW IT AWAY, make a candle out of it and mark it accordingly for the emergency you hope never causes you to have to use it!

Bears Butt

Nov. 4, 2012

See you up to the Un-Turkey Shoot that starts today at 10 a.m. sharp!

Written on November 4th, 2012 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

Boy my luck in buying wading boots is terrible.  You no doubt read about my buying some VERY expensive (to me) heavy duty boots from a company back in the South East and they ended up leaking so I had to send them back.  They did finally send me a replacement pair but I have yet to try them out to see if they leak or not.

Anyway, I picked up a pair locally while I waited for the expensive ones to come back.  They saw me all the way through the trapping season and into and through the ditch digging time on the farm during the spring.

Now, when I want to go duck hunting they leak!  They have cracks all around where the top portion fits the bottom portion of the boot.  The area where they fold when you pull the tops of the boots down over the bottom of the boots about knee high.

February to November!  You would sure think a boot that cost over $70 would last at least one full year.

In my haste to make them ready for another duck hunt I smeared some “fixit” stuff on the cracks in hopes that they wont leak next trip out.  Then I looked up the warantee on the internet…I blew it…they have a one year full replacement warantee if I want to try replacing them at the store I bought them at, or sending them to the main company.

The Weasel has the same issue with a pair he bought at the same time.  I’m not sure of his brand of boot but his issue is even worse than mine.  His cracked down the entire front of the boot, on the lower section!  And his boots were fully opened and hanging out of the sun in his garage.

What is going on with our brand name companies here in America?

Frogg Toggs what is going on?

Bears Butt

November 3, 2012

MAJOR EDIT!

I just received an email from Frogg Toggs company in Alabama and they are going to authorize me to return the boots for a new pair.  Even though I have smeared fixit stuff on the cracks.

Good for them!

Bears Butt

November 5, 2012

Written on November 3rd, 2012 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

Early in the week the weatherman was calling for 10 to 20 mph winds, overcast and an ever so slight chance of rain on Friday.  This is always an exciting forecast for me in the event I can go out and chase some ducks and so I set up a date with Brother Bob to go out and do just that.

As the week progressed, the weatherman changed the forecast and made that arrangement for Thursday….bummer…I had other plans for Thursday.  And so it was, Thursday was a perfect day to head out into the swamp and I watched it blow and knock down leaves and stay cloudy and more leaves fell and more wind blew.  It blew from the South most of the day and then it turned from the North and then from the East and then from the South again…I was dreaming all day long about the ducks flying everywhere.  Visions of the sky being black with the birds as they dropped into the decoys, fighting the wind as they came in and hovered over the decoys making shooting them so easy, seven shots equal seven birds.  Dream on big boy.

About Wednesday Bob developed a bad problem with his leg and cancelled out on the hunt.  No way he would be able to walk the distance from the ATV to Colmer Island, which is where I spent a lot of time last year hunting.  Well maybe next week.

On Thursday watching all the wind and clouds and doing my dreaming I called the Weasel to see if he would like to go hunting on Friday….he said he would!  I was a happy guy!

So as night fell the winds were still blowing and I settled into a deep sleep while dreaming about the hunt the next day.

Up early and at the coffee pot…made two sandwiches for lunch and made sure everything was packed and ready for the hunt.  Coat, boots, water, shotgun, shells, atv with gas…everything is in order.

We had planned a “not so early start” and I picked the Weasel up at 9 a.m. and off we went.

As I peered out the windshield on our way to the swamp, I was seeing a perfectly calm, blue bird day.  Not a day one would normally consider for a duck hunt.  But when you are facing staying home and raking leaves or sitting in a duck blind swatting mosquitos, what would your choice be?

We found ourselves in a very nice spot where we kicked up a few geese and some ducks.  They were sitting in very shallow water and because we kicked them off we figured if we set up there they would eventually come back.  As we sat there and the ducks began to filter back I noted the path they were following and told the Weasel we needed to be farther out into the water.  After an hour of frustration and not being able to draw the birds in close enough for a shot we picked up and moved farther out.

The weasel has big feet and on our trip out into deeper water, his feet decided he needed to stay in one spot, while his brain said to keep going and suddenly his boots were filling from the top down as he went to his knees in the ankle deep water.  Not a good thing to be feeling so early in the day.  He managed to scramble up without taking in the entire lake and since it was not a very cold day, decided he would continue to hunt, wet feet and legs and all.

We set up in a very nice little spot and perched our butts on top of the 5 gallon buckets we had brought with us.  A good thing to have at this point.  It did not take very long before the ducks started trickling into our area.  Most of them came in as singles or doubles and for some reason they were moving at a pretty good clip.  I say that because I was having a heck of a time getting on them and keeping up with their path and most of my shots were going behind them.

The Weasel on the other hand was doing a pretty good job of hitting them.

Aside from the 12 duck decoys we had out, we also put out a few goose decoys more as “confidence” decoys than anything else.  After all there wouldn’t be any geese come where we were anyway.

After a couple of hours of sitting there and having a few ducks wing in and keep us interested in the hunt, we suddenly realized a flock of geese were actually coming our way.  We hunkered down to become one with our buckets and here they came right into us.  They made a turn at the last second which kept the Weasel from having any sort of a shot and I dropped one with my new little 20 Mossburg.  Bonus!  One goose!

The day progressed and we shot many times.  I had ducks flare in my face, so close you could smell their ducky little breath.  The Weasel had similar shots at the winged creatures and pretty soon I was sharing some of my box of shells with him.  We each had only brought one box of shells because we knew we would not need the extra weight on such a blue bird day.  About an hour before the season actually ended, a nice big pinny came swooping over from my side of the blind.  With my last shell in the trusty little 20, I put the bead right on his beak as he peeled in from my right and made a slight turn toward us…BLAM!…and my shot cup cruised right past his tail!  DANG!  It flared slightly upward as the Weasel blasted him with his last shell and he tumbled into the water.  Hunt over!  No more shells.

We had a time walking back to dry land what with the extra weight of a bunch of ducks and a goose, but we made it without incident.

Bottom line…well you count them:

5 ducks for the Weasel, one duck and a goose for the Butt

Not bad for a blue bird day in the swamp.

The shooting Gods were with us today.  Lots of shooting and not a whole lot of hitting.  It was a very fun day afield and I hope we get to do it more very soon.

Thanks for the hunt Weasel…oh and the shooting lesson as well…5 to 1!  On the other hand remember big headed Weasel, I lent you four of my shells!

Bears Butt

Nov. 3, 2012

 

Written on November 3rd, 2012 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

A wonderful day to celebrate the National Holiday…it must involve food!  And it does!

National Deviled Egg Day!  I just love deviled eggs and so soon after Halloween too.

There are traditions in the family that must never be broken and one is Rut Runners Deviled Eggs!  No matter the party, she serves up THE BEST deviled eggs…Yummy!  I wish I had one right now.

So, her recipe is a secret, but I found one on line at Food Network dot Com and it lends itself a bit of a twist over Rut Runners, and I only post it up on here because it had over 200 reviews and maintained a 5 of 5 rating, so it must be pretty dang good.

Traditional Southern Deviled Eggs

Paula Deen

Recipe courtesy Paula Deen

Show: Paula’s Home CookingEpisode: Southern Favorites

Picture of Traditional Southern Deviled Eggs Recipe 3 Videos | Photo: Traditional Southern Deviled Eggs Recipe
Rated 5 stars out of 5
Total Time:
25 min
Prep
15 min
Cook
10 min
Yield:
14 eggs
Level:
Easy

Ingredients

  • 7 large eggs, hard boiled and peeled
  • 1/4 cup mayonnaise
  • 1 1/2 tablespoons sweet pickle relish
  • 1 teaspoon prepared mustard
  • Salt and pepper, for taste
  • Paprika, for garnishing
  • Sweet gherkin pickles sliced, for garnishing
  • Pimentos, for garnishing

Directions

Halve 7 eggs lengthwise. Remove yolks and place in a small bowl.

Mash yolks with a fork and stir in mayonnaise, pickle relish, and mustard. Add salt and pepper, to taste.

Fill egg whites evenly with yolk mixture. Garnish with paprika, pickles and pimentos. Store covered in refrigerator.

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7 eggs?  Give me a break!  At least do 21 and triple the ingredients!

Bears Butt

November 1, 2012

Written on November 1st, 2012 , Recipes
By: Bears Butt

Fur is fur and when there is a demand to capture up that fur it is time to do it!  Some times the demand does not require the fur to be prime, other times it does.  And so the makings of a true trapper comes out in the end.

On the muzz deer hunt this year we found Bones in a real dilemma.  She had some wild deer mice livin in her lodge and she don’t like deer mice one bit.  She didn’t have any traps even though I offered her the only one I had, she figured it might be too small to hold such a big critter as a deer mouse.  So she lived with the deer mice until her husband, Tracker, came up to camp with a whole pack of mouse traps.

Now his traps were not the mouse trap ordinaire…no sirree…these babys were meant ta kill an kill quick like.

So they set their trap line out on Friday night.  Baited them up real good with whatever they baited them with and turned off all the lights in the lodge.  Both of them expected a full trap line of fur by first light the next day.

What they found were still set traps with not a speck of bait left on any of them.  Those deer mice snuck in and very carefully lifted the bait off the triggers and got away with it all.

So, they reset the entire line with new bait, only this time they really pressed the bait onto and into the triggers…this time for sure they would have a full trap line of fur come the next morning.

Next morning….nuttin!  Well it just so happened the next morning was the day we were to head for home and so they carried the little critters home with them and would deal with them there.  What happened is anyone’s guess as I have not heard either way.

BUT, had we had our senses about us we could have built her a very effective and catch all fur trap like the one in this explanation.

http://www.backwoodshome.com/articles2/easterly110.html

Next year Bones…Next year.  In the mean time good luck with the Beavers!

Bears Butt

Oct. 30, 2012

Written on October 30th, 2012 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

For most of us outdoors types, we can look up at the sky and from the clouds we see decide if it’s going to rain or snow.  We may not be right all the time but we can pretty much decide if we need a warm dry coat or an umbrella or not.

However, when we are out for a considerable time and the weather has been favorable for what our outing has been so far, and we look up and see those streaking, high whispy clouds going overhead we might not totally understand what we are seeing.

Those type of clouds have always been known as “mares tails” to me.  Mother taught me about them and she said that in a couple of days we will see a change in the weather from usually fair weather to some sort of storm.  Rain in summer, snow in winter…and so far I must say she has been pretty much spot on.

Whenever I see mares tails streaking across the sky I say, a storm is going to happen within 24 hours.

I came across an old sailor saying about mares tails today:  “Mackerel Scales and Mares Tails, cause a sailor to lower his sails”.

Mackerel Scales was a new one to me and so of course I looked it up.  Clouds that are not totally collected together, but there are a whole lot of them bunched up individually like popcorn in a bowl overhead, if you will.  They said they resembled the scales on a mackerel fish.  I suppose if you had been out to sea long enough you could imagine that.  But being a “land lubber” all my life I am not sure I have ever seen such clouds over my head.

(The saying means that when a sailor see clouds like those, he best be lowering his main sail or his ship will tip over in the high winds that are about to hit his area).

On the other hand I’ve seen lots and lots of Mares Tails and both of these cloud types indicate a storm is very likely within 36 hours.  High winds force the clouds along and these clouds are way the dickens up in the air, like higher than a jet usually goes and the air is extremely cold there.  So what you are actually seeing is frozen water vapors being carried along.

So, when you are out and about during the winter and look up and see clouds like these you might just want to stock up on some firewood for the cabin, find your warmest coats and insulated boots and have them handy to grab.  Put some extra feed out for the animals and get your snow shovel ready.  You only have about 36 hours at the most…And mother said 24 hours.

Bears Butt

Oct. 30, 2012

Written on October 30th, 2012 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

I’m always looking for some way for people to survive out in the woods be it with safe fires, hunting or what have you.  Today I stumbled upon a “sling shot arrow” video from “Wildernessoutfitters”.  These guys are on top of all the things I am interested in but much more than I am.

If you have never thought about shooting small game with a sling shot it is time you did.  It might be the difference between you living or dieing out in the woods.

On an elk hunt many moons ago our very own Hunter, made an incredible shot on a grouse with a sling shot and ended up with a fine meal.

Look at this video.

Enjoy!

Bears Butt

Oct. 29, 2012

So I get a call yesterday from our friend Dry Dog, who proudly says this bow sling thing really works.  He told me all about his fight to find a Whisper Bisket and how expensive it was when he finally found one.  Had he taken more time to look he would have found one cheaper, but he was in a hurry to make one of these fine tools and try it out.

Here are the pictures he sent me.

Dry Dogs Bow Sling. Notice the Whisker Bisket mounted.

And here is himself with his newly made tool.

Pretty nice there Mr. Dog!  Do you actually think you could hit something with that?

Ready! Aim! Fire!

Dog says it shoots pretty dang good out to about 20 yards, but it would take a lot of practice to hit something that far out.  But for close shots it’s deadly.

Great job Dry Dog!  I can’t wait to see how it handles!  Tip it with an Epek broadhead and you would have one mean killing machine!

Thanks for the pictures and the report!

Bears Butt

Oct. 30, 2012

 

 

Written on October 29th, 2012 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

86’d.  He is 86’d.  We are out of it, pick another menu item.  Take him 80 miles out of town and put him 6 feet under.  I’m sorry Captain, the depth is not 86 feet.  OH NO!  He jumped from the 86th floor!  Attention everyone, there is a raid about to come through the door on 86th Avenue, please vacate the premise.  No more booze for you fella, you are 86’d.  I don’t care if you did only drink 86 proof, you are just as much a problem to us now as that guy down the bar who has only drank 100 proof tonight…You are outa here!

Sherry and I were discussing the origin of the term 86 this morning and so I went on a search to find the origin.

All of the internet is saying the same things.  First off it started in America sometime in the 1930’s or 1940’s.  And all of them are speculative as to how the term started.

The prohibition days is most likely the beginning of it as the mobsters were ubiquitous (seeming everywhere at the same time).  Blasting anyone who appeared to be against whatever their cause was at the time.  And most of them were engaged in illegal activities in every category you can think of.  So, it seems like they are the most likely to have started it with the “take him 80 miles out of town and plant him 6 feet under”.

Well, on another note, the Empire State Building has an elevator that only goes to the 86th floor and everyone must get off at that point, unless of course they are going down.  It is also the floor where most suicide people would jump from.  So to 86 yourself meant you were going to fall a pretty good distance before becoming jello on the street below.

There is one story about a famous restaurant in New York City that served up a pretty good steak and everyone that went in there seemed to order it.  Of course it was the 86th item on the menu.  But they could only get so many of that type and tender of a steak and so they often ran out.  When they did the waitress’ were told to tell the customer that it was 86’d and they would have to order something else off the menu.

During the wars, the Navy would often bury their dead soldiers at sea, but someone had the brilliant idea that the depth of the water had to be at least 86 feet (there is a fathom number, but I can’t remember it) deep in order for the body to sink to the bottom and not come back up or be washed ashore.  Bin Laden is at or deeper than that as I write this…Thank you U.S. Navy for that!

Well, you pretty much have the story behind that.  I’m certain there are other ideas and heck, make up some yourself.  How about it started in the old Western days…I’ll say it took a quick draw guy one 86th of a second to remove his pistol from the holster and fire at his opponent and if you could not do that or faster, you would be 86’d.

I’ll kindly 86 myself out of here!

Bears Butt

Oct. 27, 2012

Written on October 27th, 2012 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

Well, well, well, I think I have finally found a product that is truly outstanding.  I have sat on the back patio swatting at flies with my battery operated fly killing paddle and have commented on how fun it would be to have a “Raid spray gun”.  But when you think about the negative aspects of a spray type weapon in the wrong hands, it just would not be worth it.

I stumbled upon this devise this morning as I surfed the internet and boy howdy would I like to own one right now.

Our house is teaming with flies that have somehow gotten into the house and our poor little puppy MaPa’s is going crazy trying his best to make “fly poppers” out of them for his own little tasty treat.  I hate to get the fly swatter out and take away his fun, but at the same time I hate to see them crawling on the seasoned steak sitting on the counter, or the un-washed dishes in the sink.  So, out comes the cumbersome smacker and splat goes another would be popper for MaPa’s.

So, check this video out on this amazing new creation.  I’m sure Obama will put regulations on it’s purchase and use.  And I’m sure folks in California who purchase them will have to go through background checks and register them.  However, I think there might be a black market nich that could satisfy the needs of folks in all parts of the country at a minimal charge and the government would not need to know.

After you see the video, one can only imagine that there could be regulations on the use of this fine devise, limits imposed and shooting hours restricted.  This is absolutely one of the finest inventions of the times.

I really want one and Christmas is coming soon.

Be the first on your block to own one.  As for me, I just invested a small portion of my income to Morton stock.

Bears Butt

Oct. 26, 2012

Written on October 26th, 2012 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories

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