Jon listen, turning 50 ain’t so bad

It beats being 80, just ask old dad

You have at least one good tooth

And can still sit in a corner booth

Your only half dead

With hair round the edges of your head

Heck I remember when I was your age

It seemed like just another page

When things start hurtin, as they will start to do

At least it was workin before the pain came to

You are just a young’un with an old persons face

So git on your bike and head out most haste

Time is a wastin, you ain’t got no strife

Be safe on your ride, and make sure you take your wife

She has put up with you over half of your days

And needs to help celebrate  your 50 birthdays

Bears Butt

June 19, 2012