Subject: Sex And Good Grammar 🙂

On his 74th  birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.

The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was  rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.  After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man. The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder warned  “This is  a powerful medicine.  You take only  a teaspoonful, and then say ‘1-2-3.”    When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and  you can perform as long as you want.”

The man was  encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, “How do I stop   the medicine from working?”   “Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,'” he responded, “but when she does, the medicine  will not work again until the next full moon.”

He was very  eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a     spoonful of the medicine, and then invited  his wife to join him in the bedroom.   When she came  in, he took off his clothes and  said,  “1-2-3!” Immediately, he was the manliest of   men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked,             “What was the 1-2-3 for?”  And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.