A woman of not so old went to a funeral home to start her final resting place paper work.  She wanted to pay for it before she passed and wanted everything in place for when that day came so that everything would be perfect and she would end up exactly where she wanted to be.

The mortician said, you must have a burial plot somewhere near here right?  She said no!  I want to be cremated.

Really, said the mortician, well then we will have to have you purchase a vault to put your ashes in.  No she said!  I want my ashes scattered throughout Smith and Edwards Surplus Store in Farr West Utah.

Smith and Edwards!  Responded the mortician!

Yes!  Smith and Edwards she said, that way I am certain my husband will come and visit me once a week!

Bears Butt

August 13, 2013