I was headin down the back road toward Brigham when I spotted Eddie out on the tractor disking up his corn rows.  He was stark naked from the waist down out there in the hot sun.  I thought maybe he had lost his mind, so I stopped and waited till he got back to my end of the row.

He stopped the tractor and asked what I wanted.  I said Ed, what’s with the naked from the waste down business?

He said without hesitation, yesterday I was out here with my shirt off and when I got home I had a real bad stiff neck.  This is my wifes idea.