By: Bears Butt

With deer hunting coming up very soon I thought it would be prudent to include a safety tip on being found if you become lost.  Aside from all of the other safety things you should always carry with you while hunting toss in a deck of cards.

A deck of cards?  You ask.  Yes!  A deck of cards.

As soon as you feel you are lost.  Stop all forward movement as soon as you come to a flat rock of some substantial size.  Sit down and begin playing a game of solitaire.  It won’t be very long and someone will be there telling you that you are doing it all wrong!

Saved!

Bears Butt

Sept. 2011

Written on September 24th, 2011 , Jokes I like!

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