By: Bears Butt


First off let me tell you right up front that this explanation is intended for the novice, so that when someone hands them a muzzle loading rifle they should be able to say, “Oh, this is a nice__whatever it is________gun”!

Which came first the chicken or the egg?  You decide for yourself and then please keep the answer to yourself…thank you!

Which came first  the flintlock or the cap lock?  The flintlock came first!  Well, let’s just say, the flintlock came before the cap lock.  There were other guns that preceded the flintlock, but that is not what we are talking about here.

Both guns have a barrel and stock and a lock assembly and trigger assembly and a ram rod.  Some of both types even have sights on the rear and the front.  Have you ever heard of “Lock, Stock and Barrel”?

So what is the lock?

Flint lock, get it?  Cap lock, get it?

Flintlocks have a few pieces that aren’t on a cap lock.  So here we go with the difference.  The flintlock, now going to be called a “flinter”, has a screw down mechanism that is an integral part of the hammer, that allows the user to pinch a small piece of flint rock (that’s ROCK not LOCK) in it.  Most often the user will also employ a small piece of leather or cloth between the metal of the screw down mechanism and the flint rock (ROCK).  This keeps the flint rock (what?) from breaking under the pressure the mechanism exerts on it.

The flinter also has to have something for the flint rock to strike against to cause a spark.  You see the whole idea behind a flintlock is to get a spark to ignite powder and set the main charge in the gun off.  When you make a fire using a piece of flint and a steel striker, you strike down onto the edge of the flint with the steel striker, which causes sparks to cast about and land on your char cloth.  Then you place the char cloth into a nest of very dry wood shavings or other material called tinder.  Then you blow into the nest until it bursts into flame.  Trust me on that.

The flintlock (LOCK not ROCK) works on the same principle utilizing the flint rock (ROCK not LOCK) striking the steel of what is called the “frizzen”.  The frizzen on the gun can pivot and it pivots towards the front of the gun.  The frizzen is also held rather tightly by a strong spring, called a main spring, which makes the flint really have to bear down some pressure to get the device to pivot.  As the flint basically scrapes down the face of the frizzen, the frizzen moves away and the flint continues it’s downward motion cascading sparks as it moves.  As the frizzen moves out of the way, it exposes finely ground gun powder (blackpowder) that is housed under the frizzen in what is called “the pan”.  The sparks are hot pieces of metal shavings that the flint rock has scraped away from the face of the frizzen and they fall into the gunpowder and cause it to explode (burns really fast).  This explosion is nothing but pure fire and some of this fire is cast into the main powder chamber inside the guns’ barrel through what is called the “touch hole”.  The touch hole is nothing more than a hole in the side of the barrel that goes from the outside world into the inside of the guns barrel.  If you point the muzzle end of the gun barrel toward the sun, and press your eye very tightly against the touch hole, you might be able to see some light coming in.  Of course that would only work with a gun that was not loaded.

Ok, here it goes, the flint is held tightly in the mechanism of the hammer, a small amount of powder has been placed in the pan, and the frizzen is pulled back and pressed downward over top of the pan.  The hammer is then cocked all the way back.  The gun is pointed downrange toward the intended target.  Hopefully some aiming is taking place and the trigger is pulled until the hammer falls.  The flint hits the frizzen, pressure from the main spring attached to the frizzen is exerted, but the force of the hammer spring is greater than that of the main spring and the frizzen begins to move away from the flint rock.  Sparks begin to fly and continue to fly until the frizzen is completely moved away from the flint rock.  The hammer stops short of hitting the pan, which holds the powder.  By the time the hammer stops, the sparks have ignited the powder in the pan and has caused a small explosion.  Fire goes into the barrel through the touch hole, where a charge of powder and a seated projectile await.  The main powder charge ignites and sends the projectile down toward the intended target.

That is how a flintlock works.

Now let’s talk about the cap lock gun.

Lock, Stock and Barrel!  Stock?  Pretty much like that of the flinter.  Barrel?  Pretty much like that of the flinter, differences to be explained shortly.  Lock?  A substantial difference.

Lock.  The hammer does not have anything that needs to be tightened in it like the flinter does, so it just has a cupped face.

Barrel.  The touch hole in the barrel is threaded and a “drum” is screwed into this touch hole.  The drum also has a threaded hole in it.  A “nipple” is screwed into the drums’ threaded hole.  With the whole assembly in place, the cupped face of the hammer, will fit exactly over the top of the nipple.

I sense confusion.

Drum.  A cylindrical metal device used to basically extend the touch hole.  The threaded touch hole allows the drum to be screwed into the barrel and makes a tight seal against the barrel.

Nipple.  A metal device threaded on one end and tapers in a cone like shape.  The nipple has a small sized hole extending its’ full length.  The nipple is screwed into the drum.  In essence, the touch hole of the flintlock rifle has now been extended out at a 90 degree angle away from the barrel, and then turned another 90 degree angle upward and toward the rear of the barrel.  Close your eyes and try to visualize this in your mind as someone reads this to you.  Keep doing this until you clearly see what I mean.

Now that you have seen it.

A cap, what’s a cap?  A cap is a very small metal cup that has a very small charge of extremely finely ground  black powder  in it and is covered by a very, very thin layer of waterproof material.

A cap, is placed over the top of the cone shaped nipple.  The hammer is cocked.  When the hammer hits the top of the cap, forcing it down onto the top of the nipple, the pressure on the powder charge inside the cap, causes it to explode.  Since the hammer has a grundle of pressure being forced downward on the top of the cap, which is the pressure caused by the spring operating the hammer,  the explosion has nowhere to go but down through the hole or channel of the nipple, into the drum and then into the barrel where the main powder charge is waiting, just like with the flinter.

Advantages and disadvantages of each.

Flinter Advantages: None, except you really look cool shooting one at rendezvous and especially cool if you are winning prizes in the contests.     Disadvantages: Lots!  An extra spring to break.  A flint rock that almost always needs tending to.  The flint rock holding device could strip out.  Almost impossible to keep things in working order when the weather is wet.  An exploding mass of fire right in front of your aiming eye.  A delay between pulling the trigger and the main charge going off.  A miriade of stuff.

Cap Lock     Advantages: Tons over a flinter.  Simple design.  Can be used in inclement weather a whole lot better.  You don’t have to have a bunch of extra rocks and tools.  No fire flashing in front of you.  And nearly instant ignition when you shoot.  Disadvantages: You don’t look as cool on the firing line at rendezvous as a guy with a flinter.  Bragging rights are diminished if it’s just you against a flinter shooter and you happen to win.

OK, School is over!

Bears Butt

June 8, 2011

Fine Figures of Men

Written on June 8th, 2011 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

 

Well it’s bound to happen sooner or later, so I decided to jump on ahead and get things straight before the question is asked….”What does________ mean”?  So here is a bit of a lesson on what words mean to a mountain man.  Of course this is only Bears Butts rendition and others might have a different take on words and such.  This list also has some phrases and what they mean.  This list will be a continually growing thing so check back often if you run across a word you don’t understand in some of the tales on this site.  Each word or phrase used starts with some sort of a letter found in the English language and since some of them can’t quite be qualified as a real word to some folks, I decided to call them “Alpha Stuff”, like “A” stuff, “B” stuff etc.

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A STUFF:

Amongst = Among us.

Ashley and the Boys = General Ashley was the first to bring goods out to the mountain men with which he traded for their beaver plews.  This meant the mountain men could trap longer as they did not have to travel to St. Louis or Taos to sell their plews and stock up on supplies.  Ashley could not have done this without help (boys).

Afor = Before.

B STUFF:

Booshway = The person in charge at Rondeevoo (definition coming later), Ok you win Rendezvous.  There are you happy now?

Beaver Sharn = A stick from a tree or bush that was chewed down by a beaver.  It brings very good luck and medicine to the person that owns it, and when gathered in a group with other beaver sharns it brings safety and good to the camp.

Beaver Plew (Plew) = Beaver skin usually, but any animal skin can be referred to as a plew.  Used as trade goods for supplies needed for sustenance until next years rondeevoo, or whiskey, whatever is needed most at the time.  You will find this again under P STUFF.

Beins = Seeing how, at the moment

Bov = Above.

C STUFF:

Cuz = Because.

Cap = The percussion cap that causes the powder in the gun to go off when the hammer of the gun hits it.

Caps up = Places a cap on the nipple of the gun.

Crick = Small stream, creek.

Cum = Come over here.

Cummed = He came over.

Cahootes = Partners with.

Chick = To check, like go check traps.

Chickin = Checking.  I was checking my traps.

Cudn’t (Cudnt) = Could Not.

Citin = Exciting.

D STUFF:

Dag Nabbit = Slang for dang I missed or dang that just isn’t right.

Dun = Did.

Duz = Does.

E STUFF:

Em = Them.

F STUFF:

Fergit = Forgot or forget it.

Felled = It fell right there.

Flatland(er) = Down in the valley, not in the mountains.  A person from the flatlands.

Flys (Dining or Sleeping) = Tent like structure with side curtains to keep out the sun or weather.  Used as protection from the elements.

Fer = For.

Flinter = A nickname for a flint lock rifle.  Flint Lock Rifles use a piece of flint rock fastened to the hammer, which, when fired, strikes a metal frizzen and the force causes sparks to drop onto fine grain powder in the “pan” causing it to ignite, which ultimately causes the main powder charge inside the barrel of the gun to ignite.   Is there anything in that definition you need clarity on?  Please leave a comment with your question on this site.  I’ll make up a story to make it clearer.  Hell, maybe I’ll just make up a story anyway.

Have you noticed there seems to be a lot of “F words” in the mountain man language?

G STUFF:

Git = Get.

Goed = Went there.

H STUFF:

Hawk = Tomahawk, hatchet like tool used to chop stuff or defend against enemies.

Hoss = Horse.

Hafta = Have to.

Heerd = Heard.

I STUFF:

Inta = Into.

J STUFF:

Jawin = Talking about old times or general stuff.

K STUFF:

Knows where his stick floats = The person knows exactly what he is doing and where he is going.

Keep yer powder dry = Don’t let water get into your powder horn (definition later).  Wet powder (definition later) won’t go off in your gun, an you could lose your top knot if it gets wet.

Kicked Butt = Won the contest.

Ketchin (Kitchin) = Catching.

Ketch (Kitch) = Catch.

Ketched = Caught it, or caught them.

L STUFF:

Likker = Whiskey or other alcoholic beverage.

Lookee = Look here.

M STUFF:

Muzz = Rifle, Shotgun or pistol that must be loaded from the muzzle end of the barrel, powder first, patch/ball  or wad/shot second.

Man = A squaws squaw.

Morn = Morning.

N STUFF:

Noen = To know something.  Like “You noen what I mean”?

Node (Nowd) = Should have known that.

Nuther = Another.

Not Quite On Top Of = Not quite with the program, maybe feeling a bit ill or out of balance.

Nuther = Another.

Namin= A celebration held at the giving of a mountain man name.

Nipple =  A removable part of a Cap Lock gun, on which a percussion cap is placed.  HA!  You thought it would be defined as something else didn’t you?

O STUFF:

Ol = Old

Onliest = The only one.

P STUFF:

Purdy = Pretty, like a good looking squaw (definition coming later), or mountain meadow in the Spring.

Prety  or Prity = In just a few seconds, like prity soon he will be here.

Beaver Plew (Plew) = Beaver skin usually, but any animal skin can be referred to as a plew.  Used as trade goods for supplies needed for sustenance until next years rondeevoo, or whiskey, whatever is needed most at the time.  I told you back in the B Stuff you would find this one again.

Plumb Center = A fired round from a muzz that hits exactly in the center of what was aimed at.

Pert Near = Just about.

Powder Horn = The hollow horn from a buffalo that has had a wooden plug built into the largest end and a hole drilled in the smaller end, and in which dry powder is poured to fill it.  It is a water tight container when plugged at both ends.

Powder = Blackpowder propellent.

Patch = A thin piece of pure cotton cloth that surrounds a round ball (definition later) as it is forced into the muzzle of the gun.

Plug a critter = Shoot the animal you are after.

Pinned Down = Held up, as in being shot at and you have to keep your head down.  Or for some reason you have to stay in your lodge.

Patch Knife = A small knife used to cut the patching material off once you have started the patch and ball down your barrel with the short starter.

Quite a few “P” words too.

Q STUFF:

R STUFF:

Rondeevoo = Yearly gathering of folks at a location where they can enjoy sharing the past years happenings, showing off their mountain skills and drinking fine drinks.

Round Ball = A pure lead ball that is slightly less in diameter than diameter of the rifle or pistol.

Rected = Stood back up like it is supposed to be.  Erected.

S STUFF:

Squaw = A mans woman.

Short Starter = A short piece of ramrod or other dowel used to start a patched ball down the muzzle of a gun.

Skinner = A person assigned the job of skinning out animals which are trapped or shot.

Sumpin = Something.

Stude = Stood there.

Skeert = Afraid of.

Spectin = We suspect.

Sepen (Seppen)= Except.

Shinin Times = Sunny weather and very good time being had by all.

Skeedaddle(d) = Get or Got out of there, to leave.

Shud (Shudda) = Should (Should have)

Strucked = Instructed.

Splain = Explain.

Looks like the “S” words are winning.

T STUFF:

Twinxt = Between.

Top Knot = Hair on your head, scalp.

Ta = To.

Throwed = He/she threw it.

Taday = Today.

There was a heap of = A goodly number of whatever is being talked about.

Talking Stick = A stick used to help maintain balance while walking around the council fire telling a story.  It is used as a sort of knighting stick during a time when a person is getting a mountain man name.

Targit = Target.

Tung = Tongue.

U STUFF:

V STUFF:

W STUFF:

Wuz = Was.

Weez = All of us.

Whilst =  While I or While they.

Wooda = Would have.

Woked (Awoked) = Woke up.

Worned = Warned.

X STUFF:

Y STUFF:

Yer = Your or You are.

Z STUFF:

Zackt(ly) = Exact, Exactly the same.

Bears Butt

Last updated June 7, 2011

Written on June 7th, 2011 , Mountain Man Lingo
By: Bears Butt

I just got word that Jerry “Many Grimace” Torgeson passed away at 8:30 a.m. this morning, June 6, 2011.  May God bless you Many Grimace!

Add to the Memory:

Ethel “Many Dogs” Zundel

TJ “Cherokee” Ormond

Kent “Walldoon” Walton

Nellie Zundel Trudeau

Written on June 6th, 2011 , WILLOW CREEK FREE TRAPPERS GONE ON AHEAD
By: Bears Butt

When sighting in your rifle or pistol, remember to always adjust the REAR sight in the direction you want the bullet to hit.  So, for you that did not understand that, if you are consistently hitting right of where you are aiming, move your REAR sight to the LEFT!

It’s just opposite for the front sight.  Got it?

Written on June 5th, 2011 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

I found this site on the web.  It contains a list of just about everything and/or anything you might want to know or visit about muzzleloading stuff.  There are articles about loading, shooting, shopping, re-enacting, gun info etc.  Check it out.

http://www.three-peaks.net/muzzle.htm

Written on June 5th, 2011 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

 

So many rondeevoos ago, we wuz at rondeevoo, doin what we always do at rondeevoo, we wuz havin us a rondeevoo good time.  This here rondeevoo, we find ourselves up on the Rock Crick high in the Rocky Mountains.  This here spot is my favorite spot fer havin a rondeevoo, cuz it’s down in a real purdy valley, next ta the river called Rock Crick an it is real purdy an grassy an the fish what’s in that river is good ta eat.  Anyway, we wuz there an there was a lot of folks comin an goin an the weather it was shinin all the while we wuz there.  Did I say how purdy it was?

One day there wuz sum injuns what wuz camped near by what cum inta the camp with the rest an they wanted ta dance an show us some injun good times an we abliged and they let us join in an have sum fun with em.  It wuz a good time fer sure.  We danced an sang an watched as they did special dances an songs an drum beatin an it wuz fer sure a real good thing.  They showed us what was good weather dancin an drum beatin, an it worked fer sure cuz we had shinin weather the whole time an it wuz sure a good time, fer sure.

Well, they didn’t want ta leave the younguns out of havin some of the fun so they called up all the little mountain folks what wuz in camp an of course my boys joined in with the rest.  There wuz a heap of them little ones all in a great big ol circle.  When the injun in charge told them what they wuz about ta partake in the little ones wuz grinning an happy as kin be.  They started out sort a slow like an they wuz dancing in a big circle.  Round the guy in the middle what wuz showin them what the dance steps wuz.  The little ones wuz following his steps zacktly as wuz showed.  Then he picked up the pace sum an the little ones followed.  Round an round they went, just a kickin up theys heals an holdin them legs up high an spinnin round they selves an moving slow around in a big old circle.  The spinnin round they selves wuz the funnest part, cuz some of them had a hard time standin on one foot an spinning whilst holdin up one leg real high.  Then they would switch off the foot what wuz on the ground an then spin in the other direction.  It wuz a real site fer sure.

Well, our son what we called Brandon, he wuz there an dancing an dancing an dancing.  Round an a round he did go, never missed a step.  Spinnin when the leader dun spinned an turned an lifted his legs just like the guy in the middle an he wuz sum good too.  His little ol legs just a carryin on as he went round an round.  Perty soon he wuz the onliest one out in the circle an he wuz still a dancing, keepin up with the guy what used ta be in the middle of the circle, but they wusn’t no more circle, just Brandon an him a dancin.  The folks what wuz watchin wuz carryin on with clappin to each hop an callin out for encouragement fer Brandon to keep it up, which he did an he wuz a gittin tired an all.

Perty soon he couldn’t dance no more an he sat on the ground with wore out legs.  The guy in the middle, what wuzn’t in the middle no more, sat there with him an they grinned at each other a lot while they ketched theys breath.  Once Brandon got back up on his feet, he dun cummed over ta me an Winemaker an said how much fun it wuz ta dance injun dances an we cud see it in his eyes he dun had hisself a good ol time dancin fer sure.

At the council fire that night we parlayed fer quite sum time an decided a namin wuz most certain in order an the talkin stick wuz dun brought out by the fire light.  A story wuz told about how a young mountain man had dun gone ta a dancin injun party an the youngun dun wore out the chief of dancin by dancin round an round until the ground had no more grass, nor sticks where the dancing had been dun, an only dry dirt showed.  This youngun had dun wore out his moccasins too, an kicked up a giant dust which made all who wuz watchin powerful dry.  Then the one with the talkin stick called Brandon up to the fire light an said this here youngun is the one what I been talkin bout.  This here young mountain man dun made so many steps around that there circle, what no grass is gonna grow there for many seasons ta cum.  His mark has been made on this here rondeevoo spot for a long time ta cum.  Then he raised the talkin stick an said, “From now on, where ever mountain men shall gather, you shall be known as ‘Many Steps’”!

Bears Butt

June 5, 2011

Written on June 5th, 2011 , Just more stories
By: Bears Butt

SIR BUTT ON THE MOVE

Written on June 4th, 2011 , Sir Butt
By: Bears Butt

Here is the easiest dutch oven recipe in the world.  It is not my recipe, but one that was first introduced to me by Wapiti Dung, mountainman extraordinare!

The setting:  A winter time blackpowder rabbit hunt.

We had hunted all morning and had worked up a real powerful dry and hunger.  So, back at the wagons, we opened up a few cold ones and fired up the wood.

Wapiti pulled out his trusty 12 inch dutch oven, dug out some bear grease (or some sort of grease) and heated it up.  The rest of us continued to suck suds.  He joined in the suds as soon as the chicken parts were in the oven browning.

They were browned for a while and then removed from the grease.  Once all of the chicken parts were browned, he dumped out the grease.

He put in what he called a “stand off”, which most of us educated connoisseurs know as a “trivet”.  Then he loaded all of the chicken on top of the trivet.  There was so much chicken in that oven the lid wouldn’t quite close, so he smashed it down some.  We didn’t much care what he did at that point and we continued to drink more beer…life was good!

Oh, I forgot to mention, he shook  the chicken parts in seasoned flour before browning them.  Shook the chicken parts in a bag that had the seasoned flour in that is.  Let’s have another beer!

THEN he added the secret ingredient!  A whole can of “Olymipa” beer!  There is something VERY SPECIAL about Olympia beer that brings out the best in chicken cooked this way.  On went the lid with a good hard press downward and the beer was brought to a boil and then the heat turned down to a simmer type boil.  Life was so good at that point, we started betting beers and shooting at targets while we waited.  One hour exactly later, we enjoyed the most scrumptious chicken on earth.

So, there you have it!  Rabbit Chicken.  Quick.  Easy.  And, it goes very well with beer!

Enjoy!

Bears Butt

June 3, 2011

Written on June 3rd, 2011 , Recipes
By: Bears Butt


Most ever body likes a good piece of jerky meat now an agin.  I like jerky ever now an agin more than sum, so when I make sum up I make lots an it keeps in the cooler fer quite sum time.  Corse ifn ya is gonna make jerky, ya gotta have sum meat on the meat pole.  Ever fall we goes huntin fer ven, an sum time we goes after elk too which makes sum very good jerk meat.  But ven aint bad nether so here is my recipe fer jerk meat an aginst my normal recipe handlin teckneeks ya best faller the ingredients perty much like they is listed, cuz sum of them is more important than others an you will see why as ya read on.  I’d give ya pictures if I had um, so if ya kint read, well ya better let sumbody else do the readin.

Git yerself about 3 pounds of ground up meat.  Try not to have too much sinyou in it, cuz sinyou makes it perty stringy and you don’t want that when you is chewin on jerky.

Over at the general store ya need ta pick up sum of what’s called Liquid Smoke.  I don’t know how they get the smoke inta a liquid, but I guess that don’t make no nevermind anyway, just git it and put in about 3 of them big spoon fulls in it.  Big spoonfuls is what sum call a spoon fer the table, ya know table spoon.

Ya know, ya might want ta make a list of stuff you is gonna buy at the general store, cuz yer own storehouse might not have all the stuff you is gonna need for this here recipe.

You is gonna need sum mustard seeds.  It’s a whole lot easier to let sum body else harvest them little things, so I always go to the general store an git mine.  How ever you wanna do it, you is gonna need about one of those little spoonfuls.  Now don’t leave them things out, cuz they is a purdy important part of how the jerky is gonna taste later on.

This next part is the most important part next ta the meat fer yer jerky.  It’s called Mortons Tenderquick salt.  I guess there is a place called Morton sum wheres and this is the onlyest place what you kin git this salt.  It has sum special stuff in it called nitrites an this here nitrite stuff is what kills the bad bugs what is in ground up meat.  This here salt is might finely ground up and it kin blow in the wind purdy easy, so when you go to pour this stuff in a container to measure with, make sure you git behind a wagon or wall or turn yur back ta the wind.  I recon you are gonna want ta measure out one of those big spoonfuls fer each pound of ground up meat ya got.  Since we is using 3 pounds of meat in this here recipe, ya best measure out 3 of those big spoonfuls an add it to the meat an other stuff.

In yer cupboard git out sum garlic powder, black pepper an the onion powder.  Measure out a tiny bit of garlic powder an black pepper, bout  one fourth of one of them little spoons worth of each of these two things an a half of a little spoonful of the onion powder.  Add these to the mix.  Kin ya smell how good it is?  I kin, an I’m just writin this down fer you an I ain’t even makin jerk.

Last thing ta add is a full cup of water.  Make sure that when ya dip the water out of the crick it aint got no bugs er floaty stuff in it.  The less stuff what goes in this jerky that ain’t been listed here is better.

You might want ta wash yer hands about now, cuz you is gonna mix all of this up usin yer hands.  Mix it up till the mustard seed seem ta be spread out about even thru the whole mix.  The water is gonna mix up purt near dry with the whole deal too.  Once ya got this done, just put the whole bowl of stuff in a cool place, cuz ya aint gonna do nuthin now but let them nitrites kill all them bugs.  Don’t do nuthin with it until tomorrow bout this time.

Is it tomorrow yet?  If it is, now ya kin dry the meat.  You kin make really thin patties with it an dry it in the sun, er oven, er dry rack what ever ya have.  I heard sum folks have what they call a jerky shooter an they press the meat out in what looks like pencil shaped meat strips.  You do it however you want cuz it’s your jerky meat an only you an whoever you want will be eatin it.  Dry it until you just kint stand it no more an then it’s ready ta eat.  Ifn’ I use a oven, I leave it in about 20 hours when the oven is just warm nuff ta make ya git yer finger offn the rack fast when ya touch it.  That’s hot enough to dry jerky.  Dryin in the sun is differnt an you is gonna have ta figger that one out yerself.

Well, that’s all there is ta makin good jerky.  Good luck this year makin meat fur the meat pole an give this here recipe a try.  I knowed ya is gonna like it.  Goes real good with a beer too.

I dun dig jus find out bout makin jerky wid duck an goose meat.  An it tastes right gud, but you is gonna hafta make sum modifercations ta the mixin fer it ta taste reel gud, if ya knowed what I dun mean.  So, keep everthing the same ceppen put in triple times as much black pepper in the mixin.  An if you is reel brave, add sum o that stuff what is liquid an reel hot like.  Tabasco or other such hot liquid stuff.

Bears Butt

June 3, 2011

Modified Nov. 13, 2011 to add the duck part

Written on June 3rd, 2011 , Recipes
By: Bears Butt

Well, my good friend Bill said in a comment that he pictured “Sir Butt” circling the fire etc. telling tales.  So, I guess I’m obliged to create another category called “Sir Butt”.  But first I must let you all in on where this all comes from.

At a rendezvous (rondeevoo) several years ago, I won a rifle shoot and the first place prize was a sword from the renaissance era.  A fine sword I might add, with a huge hand guard, nicely adorned with scroll work, a great scabbard and very heavy and sharp blade.  Since the rendezvous was called the “Cache Valley Rendezvous”,  I named my newly acquired sword “Cash”!  And it was done.

Since that time in my life, I have retired from working as a “slave” to the system and only work when money runs out or I have time.  I have earned very little real money since and wish people like you, reading this, would contribute to my well being (another story)…Anyway…my friends and relatives knew of my newly acquired gift and held it in high regard that I should do something with this gift in the way of entertainment for “themselves” as well as my entertainment.  SO…They created quite a stir, went to the bother of a fancy piece of paper adorned with much addo and “knighted me ‘Sir Butt'”!   I have in my possession several legal documents and such that clearly show me as a knight and so, forget about any legal issues that I am not.

And so it goes.  Since then there have been several appearances of “Sir Butt” at our family rondeevoos.  He has acquired a shield.  A fine shield made of the finest of silver in all the land.  And aptly adorned with his coat of arms.

He has acquired a horse he calls “Something”.  A fine animal of stature beyond recognition and as steady as a post, and very quick  in battle.  “Something” can turn on a sterling (English coin) and post up on a quirk (riding whip).  “Something” is really “Something” to behold.

Sir Butt has been known to leave the camp saying words such as this:  “With Cash in hand and Something between my legs, I shall go into the village and make certain the people are safe”!

Sir Butt has turned into a saver of common folks and there are a lot of questions about him.  He is NOT a Robin Hood…NO…Robin Hood robbed and stole and then supposedly gave to the poor.  Sir Butt thinks he was a Robber, Swindler and no good snake in the grass for most folks!

Sir Butt stands for the GOOD of the people, no matter their wealth.  He wants safe passage for those who go from one place to another and he is a very good fighter of dragons.  He has learned from the best about dragons and even gone to school about them.  To say the least…Sir Butt KNOWS ALL!

Now you know about his background.  Let the tales begin.

Written on June 2nd, 2011 , Sir Butt

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