COMPANY NAME: USA CHEMICAL CO.

SUPPLIERS OF SPRAY CHEMICALS FOR ALL AGRICULTURAL NEEDS.

REASON FOR THE JOB: PERSONS OF ALL WALKS OF LIFE AND ALL AROUND THE WORLD ENJOY THE BENEFITS OF USING USA CHEMICAL CO. HERBICIDES, PESTICIDES AND GROUND KILLERS.  IN OUR FORWARD THINKING COMPANY PLAN, WE FEEL IT ONLY FITTING TO MAKE CERTAIN OUR PRODUCTS ARE DOING EXACTLY WHAT THEY ARE INTENDED TO DO AND ARE NOT EFFECTING THE LOCAL ENVIRONMENT AND/OR ANIMAL LIFE NEGATIVELY IN ANY WAY.  THEREFORE, WE FEEL IT IS NECESSARY TO SAMPLE LOCAL ANIMALS AND INSPECT THEIR LIVERS FOR ANY ADVERSE CONDITIONS THAT MAY BE CAUSED BY OUR PRODUCTS.

LOCATION OF JOB: ANYWHERE THE INCUMBENT WISHES TO CALL HOME.

SUBMIT APPLICATION BY INTERNET VIA: PERSONEL@USACHEMICAL.BIZ

BRIEF DESCRIPTION OF JOB: INCUMBENT IS REQUIRED TO FURNISH SAMPLES OF THE LIVERS (SAMPLES) FROM ANIMAL/FISH HARVESTED.  ALL SAMPLES WILL BE SHIPPED IN PRE-PAID SHIPPING CONTAINERS PROVIDED BY USA CHEMICAL CO.

ADDITIONAL INFORMATION ABOUT THE JOB: INCUMBENT WILL BE REQUIRED TO RELOCATE AFTER COMPLETING EACH JOB ASSIGNMENT.  JOB ASSIGNMENTS ENTAIL THE TAKING OF ANIMALS, INCLUDING FISH FROM WITHIN AND AROUND AREAS WHERE USA CHEMICALS HAVE BEEN USED.

INCUMBENT WILL BE PAID ACCORDING TO THE NUMBER OF SAMPLES PROVIDED AT A RATE OF $2,000 P/SAMPLE DELIVERED.  INCUMBENT CAN APPEAL FOR ADDITIONAL COMPENSATION PENDING JOB COMPLETION IF THE INCUMBENT FEELS HIS/HER LIFE HAS BEEN ENDANGERED IN ANY WAY.  APPEALS CAN ONLY BE PAID UP TO A MAXIMUM OF $5,000 P/SAMPLE DELIVERED.  SAMPLE SIZE DOES NOT DICTATE MORE OR LESS COMPENSATION TO THE INCUMBENT.  A GOPHER LIVER PAYS EQUAL TO AN ELEPHANT LIVER.

INCUMBENT WILL BE ALLOWED TO HAVE AS HIS/HER ESCORTS, ANY OR ALL FAMILY MEMBERS INCLUDING SIBLINGS AND UP TO 5 PERSONAL FRIENDS.  ALL OF WHOM WILL TRAVEL AT THE EXPENSE OF USA CHEMICAL CO.  ANY AND ALL LICENSE FEES WILL BE INCLUDED FOR FAMILY AND FRIENDS.

INCUMBENT, FAMILY AND FRIENDS  WILL BE PROVIDED VISAS AND ALL TRAVEL PAPERWORK NESSESSARY FOR WORLD WIDE TRAVELLING.  INCLUDING THE COUNTRIES OF CHINA, AFRICA AND NEW ZEALAND.

AIR TRANSPORTATION TO JOB DESTINATIONS OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES WILL BE ARRANGED AND PAID FOR BY USA CHEMICAL CO. IN ADVANCE AND THE INCUMBENT MUST BE ON THE JOB SITE WITHIN THE PARAMETERS SET FOR THAT JOB.  AIR TRANSPORTATION WILL ALSO BE PROVIDED FOR THE INCUMBENTS FAMILY AND FRIENDS.  SHOULD SPECIAL CLOTHING, EQUIPMENT, GUIDE SERVICES ETC. BE NECESSARY FOR THE INCUMBENT, FAMILY AND FRIENDS TO ADEQUATELY COMPLETE THE ASSIGNMENT  USA CHEMICAL CO. WILL PAY ANY AND ALL EXPENCES.  USA CHEMICAL CO. WILL ALSO PAY FOR TRANSPORTATION EXPENSES FROM THE AIRPORT TO THE JOB SITE, AT THE JOB SITE AND BACK TO THE AIRPORT WHEN THE JOB IS COMPLETED.  THESE EXPENSES WILL MOST LIKELY INCLUDE CHAUFFEUR DRIVERS.

INCUMBENT WILL BE FURNISHED A 40 FOOT CLASS A MOTORHOME FOR TRAVELLING IN AND AROUND THE UNITED STATES.  ANY AND ALL EXPENSES RELATED TO THE USE OF THE MOTOR HOME WILL BE PAID BY USA CHEMICAL CO., INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO:  INSURANCE, EMERGENCY SERVICES, FUEL, MAINTAINENCE, PARKING FEES, TOLL FEES, CAMPING FEES  ETC.

THE INCUMBENT WILL BE PROVIDED A CREDIT CARD WHICH MUST ONLY BE USED TO PURCHASE FOOD, CLOTHING, AMMUNITION, GUNS, FISHING TACKLE, CAMPING EQUIPMENT ETC. FOR HIM/HERSELF, FAMILY AND PERSONAL FRIENDS ACCOMPANYING THE INCUMBENT ON THE ASSIGNMENT.  A SPECIAL ALLOWANCE OF UP TO 25% FOR SERVICE TIPS IS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE WHILE USING THIS CREDIT CARD.

THE INCUMBENT, FAMILY AND FRIENDS WILL BE PROVIDED ANY AND ALL LICENSES FOR THE STATE AND/OR COUNTRY IN WHICH THE JOB ASSIGNMENT TAKES PLACE.

UPON ARRIVING ON THE JOB SITE, THE INCUMBENT WILL BE GIVEN A LIST OF ANIMALS THAT NEED TO BE HARVESTED.  THE INCUMBENT IS RESPONSIBLE TO OBTAIN AT LEAST ONE SAMPLE OF EACH OF THE ANIMALS ON THE LIST AND PROPERLY REMOVE AND SHIP THE LIVER TO THE PREDETERMINED DESTINATION, IN THE CONTAINER PROVIDED WITH PREPAID SHIPPING.  SHOULD THE INCUMBENT FIND IT DIFFICULT TO LOCATE AND HARVEST AN ANIMAL ON THE LIST, HE/SHE MAY AT THEIR DISCRESTION HIRE GUIDES AND/OR ADDITIONAL EQUIPMENT TO ASSIST IN THE HARVESTING OF THAT ANIMAL.  ONCE HARVESTED AND THE LIVER REMOVED FOR SHIPPING, THE REMAINDER OF THE ANIMAL CAN BE UTILIZED BY THE INCUMBENT, HIS/HER FAMILY AND/OR ANY GUESTS ACCOMPANYING THE INCUMBENT.   IF AN ANIMAL HARVESTED IS CONSIDERED BY THE INCUMBENT TO BE ONE WORTHY OF TAXIDERMY SERVICES OF ANY KIND, USA CHEMICAL CO. WILL PAY ANY AND ALL FEES ASSOCIATED WITH THAT AND WILL PAY SHIPPING COSTS TO ANY ADDRESS THE INCUMBENT WISHES THE FINISHED MOUNT TO BE SENT.  IF THE INCUMBENT WISHES TO SELL OR DONATE THE MOUNTED ANIMAL HE/SHE WILL BE ALLOWED TO KEEP ANY AND ALL PROCEEDS FROM THE SALE.  USA CHEMICAL CO., WILL PAY ANY AND ALL EXPORT/EXCISE TAXES AND/OR FEDERAL/STATE TAXES ON ANY SOLD OR DONATED MOUNT.

SHOULD THE INCUMBENT FIND DIFFICULTIES IN OBTAINING A LIVER SAMPLE FROM ONE OR MORE OF THE ANIMALS ON THE JOB LIST HE/SHE MAY HIRE SOMEONE TO CONTINUE TO PERSUE THE ANIMAL IN HIS/HER ABSENCE AND MOVE TO THE NEXT JOB ASSIGNMENT AREA.  THE INCUMBENT CAN NOT PROMISE USA CHEMICAL CO TO PAY THE NEWLY HIRED PERSON MORE THAN $1,500 P/SAMPLE DELIVERED.  SHOULD AN ANIMAL ON THE LIST NOT BE HARVESTED, THE INCUMBENT MAY EXPECT TO BE REASSIGNED TO THAT AREA IN THE FUTURE TO TRY AGAIN.  REASSIGNMENTS COME WITH A REDUCED PRICE PER SAMPLE TO BE DETERMINED BY THE DEMAND FOR THAT SAMPLE.  THIS PRACTICE ENCOURAGES THE INCUMBENT TO HARVEST EVERY ANIMAL ON THE LIST THE FIRST TIME THE ASSIGNMENT IS GIVEN.

WHILE TRAVELLING, WHETHER INSIDE OR OUTSIDE THE UNITED STATES, THE INCUMBENT, FAMILY AND PERSONAL FRIENDS WILL HAVE 100% OF THEIR MEDICAL NEEDS MET AT ALL TIMES.  IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT THE INCUMBENT DIES WHILE ON ASSIGNMENT, IT IS ADVISED HE/SHE LIST WHO WILL TAKE OVER THE JOB FROM THE FAMILY OR PERSONAL FRIENDS THAT ACCOMPANY HIM/HER ON THE ASSIGNMENT.  SHOULD ALL PERSONS TRAVELLING WITH THE INCUMBENT, INCLUDING THE INCUMBENT DIE WHILE ON AN ASSIGNMENT THIS JOB WILL BE RE-POSTED AND ANOTHER INCUMBENT SOUGHT, AS IS THE CASE AT THIS POINT.

WE ARE AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY COMPANY.

Bears Butt

June 13, 2011