Heard this at rendezvous a couple of weeks ago.

I was going into the grocery story to pick up some beer and outside the door was these kids trying to give away some cute little puppies.  I told them I would have to think about it and would let them know when I came out.

Well, time I came out they only had one left.  So I said ok, and took it, box and all.

When I got home I see that this little dog doesn’t have any legs.  Born without them.  Oh, how sad.  But the little guy is just as happy as heck and rolls around to get where it needs to go.

I had to get rid of that dog.

Well, I was working on a stretch of fence out near the highway and I’m working as hard as I can, and the dog is just there watching.  I have him in the wheelbarrow and when he would whine I would move him up the fence line and then go back to fixing the fence.  All of a sudden this dog took into chasing cars.  I almost had a heart attack!  So, I got rid of the dog.