By: Bears Butt

The results of yesterdays fishing tournament at Sulpher Creek was not quite what we had hoped.  We needed a fish that was 16 inches or longer in order for it to qualify for the contest.  Our hopes were very high as we arrived at the lake about 6 a.m.  We were the fourth ones to arrive at the parking lot and even the tourney hosts were not there yet.

It was cold, but not as bitterly cold as it has been at that lake in the past.  I’d guess it was somewhere around zero degrees.  Certainly cold enough to require hot hands warmers and an extra layer of clothing.

We were ready to go by the time the hosts got set up and we went in and made sure we were registered.  Then it was off to the secret spot that my friend Tim “WyoGoob” Gorman had told me about.  He had even drawn a map, but I was not able to find it…still can’t.  But my memory for things like “the hot spot for fishing” was pretty well on and we wandered in that direction.

The drifted snow on the lake made it look like a white sand desert as the moons glow sparkled off of it.  I was too cold to get the camera out from its warm environment as we proceeded and so you will just have to vision what we saw in your own mind.  It was pretty cool to look at.  We were trying to make out some features Goob had told me about that were on the shore, but we just were not so sure.  I decided we had to be pretty close to the secret spot and so we set up the tent and fired up the heater to wait out the tourney start time (7:30).

EarlyMorningShipley

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The power auger fired up on the first pull, which is always a relief, and we really needed it to drill holes as the ice was a full 20 inches thick!  Hand augering that thick of ice would have been a torturous task and would have taxed out rotator cuffs big time.

As light began to brighten up the surroundings I noticed a lone figure walking from the parking lot in our direction, but much closer to the shoreline than we were.  Our position was about 300 yards off shore and near an island that was protruding out of the ice.  In the darkened light, distance perspective is a hard one to judge.  The man walking did not look familiar from that distance, but he was wearing a back pack and carrying his hand auger, a picture I recall from the Strawberry on Ice party the weekend before…It had to be WyoGoob.  And so I walked in his direction to intercept him and let him know where we were located.

Sure enough it was Goob and he had his mind set to be right where he was, about 30 yards out from the shoreline.  Shipley and I would have to move to fish by him.  He left his things and walked with us out to our “camp”.  We had already drilled a bunch of holes and tested the depth with the fish finder.  There were fish under us and we wanted to catch them.  But Goob convinced us quickly that where he had left his things was “THE” place to catch a prize winning trout.  We moved!

By the time I got the last of the ice spikes removed from the ice, Goob had already drilled about 20 holes and had run the auger out of fuel.  He wanted to drill about 20 more but had to wait until I filled the auger up as he didn’t know where it was located in the sled.  All was good however and he was able to drill to his hearts content later.

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The contest had begun by the time I got over to where Goob and Shipley were and we began baiting up and dropping lines.  This contest had a rule that allowed you to use two poles if you wanted and up to three hooks on each of the lines.  I had rigged one of my poles up with three hooks and another with two hooks.  Two other poles were in standby mode with one hook on each of them.  For some reason whenever I use more than one hook, I get tangled up quite often.  And with three hooks I was expecting worse.  But my thoughts were that I could cover a larger column of water, at different depths and with different baits by using the three hook idea.  I put a bell shaped sinker on the bottom and the three hooks were suspended above that.  I lowered the line down until the sinker was just resting on the bottom.  That should produce a good trout quickly.  Or so I thought.

Shipley had his game face on and started having bites right away.  It took a bit to figure out how to hook the little buggers but soon my pocket was free of three of my quarters…we always bet quarters when we fish.  The three he caught were not big enough for the contest and so went back into the lake.

Goob and I were also having some biting action but just couldn’t seem to hook those little finned creatures.  It took us awhile but soon we had both caught one each and one of my quarters came back.  Then Shipley caught another and that quarter drifted back to him.  Then it was my turn again and the quarter came back to me.  This went on for a couple of hours.  Trading that one quarter back and forth.

Shipley has a tool called a “Jaw Jacker”, that automatically sets the hook when a fish bites and we were all excited to see if it actually worked.  It did!

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He wanted to make sure I made that fish look like a big one and I have to say I did make it look a whole lot bigger…see….

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That’s as big as I can make it Shipley!

We had a great time.  Tim “Goob” was a great host and even shared some of his Swan salami with us.  That was some yummy stuff.  I didn’t take any pictures of it, but trust me it was very good.  He had promised us some squirrel salami, but I guess he decided since we didn’t eat all the swan, he would save the squirrel for himself…just kiddin Goober.

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I learned quickly on my “tri-fecta” line that a fish can make a real mess out of it in a hurry.  I did catch three fish using that method, but each time I had to fix the tangle before I could use it again.  Finally on the third fish, I decided enough was enough.  Shipley took this picture and sent it to me.  I’ll be cutting this line to get the hooks back into the tackle box.

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The day was a beautiful one with bright sunshine and little or no breeze.  We started to take some of the clothing off around 10 a.m. and by noon it was really just a jacket kind of day.  Sunburns galore by those who were not prepared for it…me included.  And with fishing action coming and going as schools swam through, Shipley decided laying down on the ice was a good way to keep track of his two poles.

ShipleyResting

As is usual, when you are having a good time the end of the contest was fast approaching.  We had eaten our lunches and caught several small fish and were always hoping that the next bite would yield a large fish.  It didn’t happen to us however, BUT the rewards of quarters was outweighing the several hundred dollars we could have won in the contest.

My two poles suddenly became the focus of several fish bites in a row.  I would have to run to get to the pole at the far end, but I did it when it was getting bit.

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With a fish tugging on the other end, you have to be ready when you see the tip of the pole going down.  And the reward, if you do it all correctly is this:

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And the quarters kept rolling back to me.  When the contest was called over, I had regained the three quarters that I had originally given to Shipley and he had given me three of his own!  How about that for a fishing story?

Back at the parking lot everyone was gathering for the big fish measuring and awarding of the money promised for first/second and third places.  The biggest fish of the day was just over 22 inches,  second place was 21 and some change and the third place was right at 16 inches.  First place winner walked away with just over $800, second was around $525 and third netted $280 or so.  Remember fellas to claim those winning in your income tax reports!  HAHAHA!

As for me and my three quarters the IRS will never know.

I did get to see a good buddy from my old work place, Rick Strebel was on hand for the contest and somehow found me among the many contestants standing around.  Could it have been my fuzzy face or was it my outstanding height that he recognized?  Anyway it was good to see him again.

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He is showing us the size of the largest fish he caught today, or was it the size of the bait he was using?  Boy my memory is going fast.  😉

I can’t post this story up without a hearty THANK YOU to the folks that pulled this event off.  The ring leader wasn’t available when the contest ended, but the second string was there and handed out some really nice raffle prizes.  Her name is Kim Barker!

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Thanks Kim for allowing us to come up and play!  We had a great time and look forward to next year!

Bears Butt

Feb. 3, 2013

Written on February 3rd, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

YO!  February 2, 2013…Ground Hog Day…Punks-ta-wanie (Punxsutawney)Phil will pop out sometime and tell us about how much longer we have to put up with winter.

As for me, I’m heading up into Wyoming for a little fishing day. Spose ta be a nice 40 degree day.  Evanston…better yet, Sulpher Creek Reservoir…there is a little fishing contest up there that starts at 7:30 a.m. and goes to 2 p.m. and it has my interest big time.

First off Shipley and I have not played in the fishing tourney in a couple of years.  Usually Edjukateer would be joining us, but he has a new job…blah..blah…blah…and can’t go….Edjukateer, this is the one you should be at, we ARE GONNA WIN!!!!  Remember, one win..we all win!  We are excited to be in this tourney and we plan on winning.

So, this little contest only costs $25 to enter and the proceeds go to a girls softball team for things like beer and clothing and stuff that young girls playing softball really need.  So why not hold an ice fishing contest and give away 60% of the total take?  Nothing wrong with that at all!

This give me an idea to hold a Bears Butt fishing contest and I’ll keep 40% of the total take for things I need, like, beer and gear!  I love the idea.  Maybe even give away a Bears Butt T-Shirt in the 50/50 raffle!  More to come on that.

Anyway, there won’t be much for sleeping time tonight.  My alarm is set for 2:30 a.m….gotta meet Shipley at 4 a.m. for the ride up there.

Now listen folks, all we have to do is land a fish bigger than 16 inches and it qualifies for the contest.  16 inches!  That’s all!  Last year the guy who caught the winning fish took a whole heap of money home and if my memory is correct his fish was just around 17 inches!  Good Grief, that’s nothing!  I use bait bigger than that!

So the goal is to catch a 22 inch fish and clinch the deal without any sort of sweat.  You know how sweating on the ice can get real sticky and cold and all sorts of things can happen to the sweat-er.  We have some secret weapons in our possession and will use them post haste once the contest starts.  We hold no prisoners!

If you are up in that neck of the woods, come and look for me and my buddy Shipley and whoever is also close by.  We will be the ones in the brown and/or black insulated bib overalls, and the warm hats and dark glasses, wearing our warmest gloves and drinking hot coffee and home made chicken broth (chicken skin and onion).  You will know it’s us because we will be right over there……..see the direction my finger is pointing?  NO!  NOT STRAIGHT UP!  It’s my index finger..do you know which one that is?

See you at the weigh in…or is it…measure in?  2:30 to 3 p.m. fellas and gals…come and see our 22 inch Rainbow!

I better go get it out of the freezer now.

Bears Butt

February 1 almost 2, 2013

Written on February 1st, 2013 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

I must be getting old.  Today I logged into my regular Firefox account and expected everything to be same-o, same-o….not so.  I was not really happy until I found a little folder looking thingy in the upper left side of the menu bar a thing called “most visited”.  I clicked on it and there I found my old favorites…like this site.  I was a happy guy once again.

I wish they could leave things the way they were.  Old people have a tough time adapting.  Maybe they are trying to weed us out by making us frustrated and have heart attacks.

Anyway, back to the reason I’m sitting here.

I am a firm believer that when you get a cold or just about any kind of sickness that puts you out of commission, and especially if you are running a fever, there is nothing better to fix you up than chicken fat and onion.  So, here is what I prescribe the next time you are down and out.  You can trust Dr. Bears Butt.

You will have to prepare a bit ahead of time and save the skin off a few pieces of chicken.  And don’t forget to save those large chunks of fat as well.  It’s great to eat healthy, but that is when you ARE healthy, this recipe is for when you are NOT healthy.  It will pick you up better than a Z-pack, trust me.

Take that bag of chicken skin and fat out of the freezer and toss it into a pan of water.  Bring to a boil and while waiting for the boiling to begin, dice up a whole yellow onion and put it in the pan with the chicken skin.  Salt and pepper to taste as things progress.

After about a half hour of boiling, carefully remove each of the pieces of skin and cut them up into smaller pieces and put back into the boiling pan.  Once you have all the bigger pieces of skin cut up, that broth you are looking at is ready for you to enjoy!

Pour it into a cup and settle in to a comfy couch with your warmest robe around you, curl your legs up under your butt and sip away.  Breath in the vapors wafting out of the cup and smile often.  If after one cup you are sleepy, go ahead and take a nap, but don’t forget to turn the stove off first.  If you are not sleepy, have another cup and keep drinking it until it’s all gone.

You will begin to feel better almost instantly.

I don’t know what it is that is in chicken fat and onions but those two things always make me a happy guy when combined in a broth and salted down.

Enjoy and good night!  You will feel better real soon!

Bears Butt

Feb. 1, 2013 (Oh my heck, it’s already February)

Written on February 1st, 2013 , Recipes

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