By: Bears Butt

It isn’t every day I run into the perfect video, at least in my mind it’s perfect. There are sure a lot of genius'(s?) out there in the world. My question to you: Do you like bacon? There is something about bacon that is just…well…yum. It’s too bad it already has a name…bacon…because it really should be named…Yum…

Yum and eggs! Tenderloins wrapped in Yum! Y.L.T. sandwiches! Yum Burger with Cheese!

And in a lot of today’s restaurants they have big screens on which they watch football, basketball and whatever the latest is that the majority of customers in those places like to watch….can you imagine a big screen with nothing but frying bacon on it! All day long! Nothing but frying bacon! Sales of bacon food would go through the roof! And if you also had bacon smells through out the joint! Can you imagine! Bacon smelling napkins. Bacon smelling drink glasses. Bacon smelling incense.

Now check this out!

Need I say more?

Leave A Comment, Written on November 22nd, 2014 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

three-flying-ducksToday’s weather is going to be extremely mild.  Warm for late November as well and no wind.  It is supposed to begin clouding up this afternoon and then after midnight tonight a storm front moves in and it will be raining by tomorrow morning.  BUT….Conner and I are going duck hunting today!

My thoughts are this:  There are quite a few northern ducks in the area.  Most of the lakes are frozen with a pretty good cap of ice on them.  The area where we are going to be hunting will also be capped with ice, but as the day time temp rises, our little pool of broken ice should clear and any ducks flying around should decoy in.  My biggest thought is that most hunters will be waiting for tomorrow to go hunting.  That means the swamp should be all ours today.  My other thought is that the geese should be looking for a feeding spot and when they see our decoy spread, they should come right in!  Let’s see how my thoughts on the subject turn out.

I’ll post up some pictures of our bag later on!  In the meantime, wish us luck!  Today should be Conner’s day to bag his first duck and maybe even a big old honker!

Bears Butt

November 21, 2014


The hunt was warm…but…we had to deal with 3 inches of ice everywhere.  Breaking up the ice to place the duck blocks was a killer of a deal and then there was all the chunk ice around.  No way would the real ducks think that was “open water”.  It wasn’t until way late in the day that water could actually be seen.  But then, it was a great day to be out with my oldest Grandkid….They are different when a parent isn’t around.

And so, what was it like to be out on such a warm late November day?  The sky was as blue as could be until late in the afternoon, when it began to get rather hard to distinguish a duck from a “floater” passing in front of your vision.  We saw thousands of ducks mostly flying into other peoples setups.  We also saw 3 swans get knocked out of the sky by some folks way to the West of us.  We had one hen mallard come over extremely quick and low and Conner couldn’t get on it quick enough….it’s still out there somewhere.  The rest of the ducks that did venture in close enough for us to get excited and even to shoot at, were green wing teal.

I ended up shooting 4 times, Conner 3, and only because his gun had not been cleaned from the last hunt and was hanging up with rust.  DAD!!!!!!!

He knew ahead of time that the first shot on all ducks was his to take and I would only act as a backup….I bagged my first double!  Both male Greenwings.

I think the most exciting thing for the day was the sunset.

Sunset3 copy

The weather Saturday is supposed to be more “ducky” and maybe we will go out and try again.

Bears Butt

November 22, 2014


Leave A Comment, Written on November 21st, 2014 , Hunting Stories
By: Bears Butt

Ok all of you! It’s that season for PARTEEEEEEE IN! I love a good party! I really love a good party with Twister singing around the camp fire….I git ta stompin my feet and even trying my hand at singin….Twister brings “the best out of me”, well, he makes me stay up later than I would normally stay up…and that leads to the next thing….I think this video and comedian says it all.

So, for you youngsters, take heed with what this guy is saying because he is telling it exactly how it is:

Leave A Comment, Written on November 20th, 2014 , Jokes I like!
By: Bears Butt

Kinford cutting cooked dutch oven omeletThis picture is one I took off the internet, but mine looked just about like this one.  Today, I decided to try out an idea I have had for a few days, what with the upcoming holidays approaching fast and the fact that the grandkids usually spend New Years Eve with Winemaker and me, I always try and have something extra special for their breakfast on New Years Day.

Well, everyone likes a good old omelet and so this morning I decided to give my idea a try and test it on Winemaker.  So, while she was down in the basement listening to the news and working out on the treadmill, I mixed up the following:

In a bowl, I mixed up

2 cups of shredded and frozen hash browns

1/4 cup diced red peppers

1/4 cup diced green peppers

4 eggs

1 cup shredded cheddar cheese

1/2 diced medium sized yellow onion

4 pre-cooked cut up sausage links

1/4  cup diced up pepperoni stick

Blend it all together in the bowl and pour it into a baking pan (I used a pan similar to the one in the picture)

Sprinkle some more shredded cheese on top

Pop it into a preheated oven set at 350 degrees and leave it for 35 minutes

At the 35 minute mark, turn the oven to Broil, and start some toast

When the toast pops up, turn the oven off, butter the toast and get ready for some yummy eating!

Served with milk or orange juice, a bit of home made jam for the toast…..what better?


Well, Winemaker had no idea what I had concocted up and when she came up to get her shower she said on her way past the “den”, “Something in the kitchen doesn’t smell right”.  I remarked as she continued down the hallway, “It’s the smell of a clean oven”!  She cleaned it last week.

At the table, she remarked it was kind of spicy, but not too spicy.   I asked her what the “secret ingredient” was…she said she didn’t know….yet.   When the meal was all gone, she asked me what the secret was….I told her Pepperoni….Bingo, that is when she put two and two together.

So, next time you are ready for a really tasty, wake your mouth up, breakfast…give this one a go!

Bears Butt

November 20, 2014



Leave A Comment, Written on November 20th, 2014 , Recipes
By: Bears Butt

Today it’s an every day thing to see people (even I do it) looking down into their little phone screen reading all about what “so and so” is having for breakfast, or someone else is experiencing severe pain or lover rejection. And so, when I saw this I was very much amused!
Also, please take note of the “dog” in the introduction….AND by the way, The “F” bomb word is used a couple of times in here, so if you don’t like that word, you might want to pass on seeing this. You have been warned!

1 Comment, Written on November 18th, 2014 , Jokes I like!
By: Bears Butt


Every Fall, homeowners all over the world, well those who own homes and have water carrying hoses at least, have to put their hoses away  before freezing weather causes the hoses to break and forces the owner to purchase new hoses the next Spring.  I being one of them, like to put my hoses away long before any chance of freezing temps.

This year was somewhat different.  After the deer hunt, I carefully went through the deer hunting camp trailer and made certain all the things that could freeze were either removed or wrapped with assorted stuff to keep them from freezing.  Batteries were brought in to be used for other things, like flashlights and such.  Jugs that hold water were dumped and left with the cap loosely attached.  I then addressed the Coach….the batteries were well charged, the overhead air conditioner covered properly and ready for the coldest of temps and harshest of winds.  The water system purged and charged with anti freeze stuff.  AND the air in the tires were checked and the tires covered with sun blocking tarps….I’m winter ready!

As I recall, it was mid October and one morning Winemaker and I were sitting in our usual spot early in the morning, I sipping hot coffee, she reading Facebook something….I was reading Facebook stuff too.  She asked, “What are your plans for the day”???  My reply….”Well, I thought I would pick up the hoses and make them ready for winter”.    “NO”!  Was her reply….”Have you looked at the weather forecast?  It’s unseasonably warm and we might need to water the lawn”.  “Oh”…said I.

A week or so later, the same question arose from her…my response was something to the effect….what do you wish me to do?   Of course the usual, I have no plans for what you do each day, but what do you plan to do today?  Again, knowing it is close to time for Frost to come in and stay awhile….I think I will bring in the hoses and ……..NO!  I need you to ……something , something and something.  (In her defense, she did not say anything like this, I’m making it all up, but the fact remains, I did not get to pick up the hoses….until today).

It is now, November 17, 2014…the high temps for the last week have not exceeded 40 degrees.  As you recall in high school, 32 is the temperature at which water freezes.  My hoses contain YARDS of ice cylinders.  Some inches long, some feet long.  Today, when asked about my day’s plans, I did NOT say anything about picking up the hoses.  Only that I had to unload the trailer of my 4 wheeler, go to the field and get some hay for a lady, take the bags of leaves from last weeks gathering down and dump them on a guys garden plot that wants them and an assorted list of other unrelated stuff.

Well, I did all the other stuff and when I got to the hoses….I was surprised they were not busted (I might find next Spring they are)…..I took them and stretched them fully from the hose bib out as far as they would reach…making sure they were basking in the 31 degree sun light of the day on the South side of the house.  I turned on the water so the “warm water” coming out of the house through the hose bib would warm the internal workings of the hose and then went inside and set the timer for 5 minutes.

Why the timer?  Well, when I get involved with my computer time slips by so quickly, I need the timer to bring me back to reality.

When the first buzzer went off, I quickly went outside and to my surprise there was a skyrocketing spray of water coming from the end of hose number one!  I waited!  It sprayed.  I waited!  It sprayed.  I waited…..And after about 5 more minutes the cylindrical pieces of ice began to spew across the lawn and the hose began to dance with excitement about not being filled with frozen water any more!  YEAAAAAA!

I was able to roll that hose up and put it away.  One of many.

Hooking up the next one to the hose bib I stretched it out, turned the water on and reset the timer.

The process again went on…I saw lots on the computer…How to power up your ice fishing fish finder with 8 each AA batteries….I watched a very good video of a 2011 Crawford deer hunt from some folks I know.  It was time well spent.  And after 3 settings of 5 minutes each, I heard the distinctive sound of water flowing freely through my homes water system!  YES!  Another hose ready to be coiled up and put away!

This went on for several hours folks.  What would have taken maybe 15 minutes back in October, took almost 3 hours today.  I have left out our least expensive hose for emergency use….draining and fill the hot tub and filling the “pondless waterfall”….it’s a short and cheap hose….25 feet that cost us about $12….I will hook it up to the hose bib…use it to fill whatever is necessary and then unhook it and drain it as it should be drained until it is needed again.

So, fellas….when it is time to put away the hoses….don’t advertise the fact that you are going to do it….just do it.

Bears Butt

November 17, 2014

2 Comments, Written on November 17th, 2014 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

At rendezvous a long, long time ago, we were graced with the privilege of being entertained by “The Cooler Band”….Weasel and his friends came in with just a guitar, then lined up a bunch of half filled, half empty coolers and pans and suddenly we were being entertained quite nicely with music to be overwhelmed with!  It went on way past my bedtime that evening and they were very good.  Had I known about what you are about to see, perhaps there could have been some Jazzy action added.



Leave A Comment, Written on November 17th, 2014 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

I’m not a bow guy, at least not yet, but I’m learning a thing or two about the science of shooting a bow and arrow. In my quest to learn I have come across something very interesting. I’ve known that an arrow needs something attached to it to give it stability in flight….feathers, called fletchings, or plastic, called vanes. Both fletchings and vanes are pretty much shaped the same and installed using special glue. Both have to be held in a device that holds them in place until the glue has time to dry. This takes time to accomplish and the better you are at doing it, the more the demand is for your services.

So, I went on line to find out the difference between fletchings and vanes, as I didn’t have a clue. I have shared with you my limited knowledge about the subject. ALSO, while I was on line, I found out about another product out there that is designed to take the place of both fletchings and vanes and yet it still does the same thing and that is to keep the arrow stable while it flight.

Take a look at this video:

If I were an archer, I think I would be checking into these little guys. It just seems to me they do the stabilizing, keep the arrow going where you want it to go, and they do not require any super knowledge or special equipment to use.

Just saying.

Bears Butt
November 15, 2014

Leave A Comment, Written on November 15th, 2014 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

You are going to like this one, bring a napkin!

Leave A Comment, Written on November 13th, 2014 , Jokes I like!
By: Bears Butt

I’m not a political anything and will avoid most arguments and confrontation if I can….however, don’t piss me off.

I was still in high school when I said to one of my friends, “Someday they will announce the take-over of the United States on the 5 O’clock news”….how far are we from that now?  I graduated from high school in 1967, it’s now 2014…We are very lucky to still be a United States of America.

This news is not new to me.  I could see it coming when we (almost all of us) were demanding more money for the jobs we were doing.  We had the world by the tail, so to speak, we had our freedom, our homes, our jobs, our kids, our hunting, our gun rights, our religion (if we wanted it), we had our everything……

I could see the writing on the wall when I worked at a local cement pipe company, my first job out of high school.  One of the first guys to approach me was a “labor representative”, who asked me if I wanted to join the labor union.  Then when I said no, he said, well, you couldn’t anyway cuz they are going to be laying you off.  What?  I was just hired two weeks before.  Sure enough, I didn’t join the union and I got my notice of severance the next Monday.  Reduction in force it said.  But I know a kid my age who got hired the week after that….what gives with that?  I didn’t care at the time, there were better jobs waiting for me….still labor jobs, but what the heck, I was making $3.85/hour!  None of my friends were making that!  And I didn’t have to belong to a union, I still got “union wages”……Union wages……The lobbyists were working hard to keep their plushy jobs for sure.

So, I kept my eye on the “unions”, not for any other reason than to see what the unions were doing that was so great for the American worker.  What I saw over the next “many, many” years was this:  They caused the United States to begin our spiral into the depths of oblivion!  There were unions for almost every facet and job type that could ever be imagined.  The teachers union, the postal workers union, the miners union, the theatrical union, the sports announcers union, the “you name it” union (I’ve made some of these up….I think).  I started working for the U.S. Government after college and the military and sure enough there was a union there.  I didn’t join it, but I retained my job, unlike the one at the pipe making plant.

There was a time in American History when the Unions were needed!  They helped the working class of America gain enough to make ends meet and not see their own children sold to the highest bidder.  Laws were enacted to protect the young labor force and to allow men and women to work and make enough money to buy their own homes and clothes and food and not owe their souls to “the company store”.  Tennessee Ernie Ford sang a song about that:

“Sixteen Tons”
(originally by Merle Travis)

Some people say a man is made outta’ mud
A poor man’s made outta’ muscle and blood
Muscle and blood and skin and bones
A mind that’s a-weak and a back that’s strongYou load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter don’t you call me ’cause I can’t go
I owe my soul to the company store

I was born one mornin’ when the sun didn’t shine
I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine
I loaded sixteen tons of number 9 coal
And the store boss said “Well, a-bless my soul”

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don’t you call me ’cause I can’t go
I owe my soul to the company store

I was born one mornin’, it was drizzlin’ rain
Fightin’ and trouble are my middle name
I was raised in the canebrake by an ol’ mama lion
Cain’t no-a high-toned woman make me walk the line

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don’t you call me ’cause I can’t go
I owe my soul to the company store

If you see me comin’, better step aside
A lotta men didn’t, a lotta men died
One fist of iron, the other of steel
If the right one don’t a-get you, then the left one will

You load sixteen tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
Saint Peter, don’t you call me ’cause I can’t go
I owe my soul to the company store.

And it was about the time this was written that Americans should have started to wake up about the need of a Union.  But we didn’t……We continued down that road and paid into the union coffers in order that we be treated equal and/or higher than we though our “bosses” would treat us.  We demanded more money for the work we were doing because inflation was taking its toll on our take home pay.  We spoke freely about being taxed at too high a rate, and demanded even higher wages….and so it continued and continued.
On the flip side (we are so stupid), the costs of all things we needed or thought we needed continued to rise to meet our ever so pressing demands on getting paid more….still does today huh?…..What will happen if minimum wage goes to $14 per hour?  Think about that dummy.
Sure, I’d like to be a million-air some day.  Well, with inflation and everything else, make that a “billion-air” some day. (Please click on one of the advertiser on this site…:-))
So, with our greed out of the way (or in the way), the manufacturing plants lobbied very hard to make it OK for them to seek outside the U.S. employment possible so they could produce products “for the U.S.” at a cheaper than could be done “inside the U.S.” rate, to be able to sell to the people of the U.S. at a cost they could afford.  (That sounds like a mixed up confusion of confussionary mixedup jargan if you ask me).  In order to do that they would have to move their plants outside the U.S. borders and hire locals in the other countries to do the work.  Okeedokee.  Let’s do that.
Suddenly we are faced with China housing a whole lot of U.S. company plants making hundreds of thousands of U.S. good being sold back to us.  Of course we, the U.S. Citizen, like the products because they cost less than the ones made locally and for all intents and purposes work just fine.  Well, except for the use of lead based paints, faulty craftsmanship, safety violations (USA standards only of course, not China’s) etc. etc. AND etc.
Why has it come to this?  Because of our own greed!  We want more money!  We want more of everything there is.  We became complacent with our “world power”…..we were once the most powerful country in the world….we could kick anyone’s butt.  We could out produce any other country, man for man, woman for woman..WE WERE A PROUD NATION…we were a force to be reckoned with.  NOW?  We owe ourselves to China!  We owe ourselves to many countries around the world.  If they want to call in “the chips”, we can not pay for those chips and they will announce on the 5 o’clock news just who is going to be calling the shots “tomorrow”.
I’m sorry folks, but it is not surprising at all to see Russia sending their planes to “watch the gulf”…..hell they aren’t watching the gulf at all, they are getting their bombers closer to Washington D.C. so it will be really easy to place a bomb right where they want it.  Don’t we use that same tactic to get close to some country we want to “invade” next?  We have been doing that since the 1930’s.  I’m surprised Russia has taken so long to catch up.  But now, they have China backing them.  This makes me sick to my stomach.  I’m sorry, but it has been coming for a long time and with our current spineless “leader”, we are doomed.  Start learning Chinese folks.
Bears Butt
November 12, 2014
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