By: Bears Butt

Subject: Sex And Good Grammar ūüôā

On his 74th  birthday, a man got a gift certificate from his wife.

The certificate paid for a visit to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was¬† rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.¬† After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed his ticket to the medicine man. The old man handed a potion to him, and with a grip on his shoulder warned¬† “This is¬† a powerful medicine.¬† You take only¬† a teaspoonful, and then say ‘1-2-3.”¬†¬†¬† When you do, you will become more manly than you have ever been in your life, and¬† you can perform as long as you want.”

The man was¬† encouraged. As he walked away, he turned and asked, “How do I stop¬†¬† the medicine from working?”¬†¬† “Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,'” he responded, “but when she does, the medicine¬† will not work again until the next full moon.”

He was very¬† eager to see if it worked so he went home, showered, shaved, took a¬†¬†¬†¬† spoonful of the medicine, and then invited¬† his wife to join him in the bedroom.¬†¬† When she came¬† in, he took off his clothes and¬† said,¬† “1-2-3!” Immediately, he was the manliest of¬†¬† men.

His wife was excited and began throwing off her clothes, and then she asked,¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬†¬† “What was the 1-2-3 for?”¬† And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a dangling participle.

Written on August 21st, 2013 , Jokes I like!

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