By: Bears Butt

I was on my porch the 20th of February drinking coffee when my neighbors cute little 8-year-old daughter came up to check on me.
After some routine conversation went by I asked her, “What day is tomorrow?”

She said “It’s President’s Day!” She is really a smart kid.

I asked “What does President’s Day mean?”
I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln … etc.

She replied, “President’s Day is when Obama steps out of the White House,
and if he sees his shadow we have one more year of unemployment.”

You know, it really hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose..


Written on October 30th, 2011 , Jokes I like!

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