Well, my good friend Bill said in a comment that he pictured “Sir Butt” circling the fire etc. telling tales.  So, I guess I’m obliged to create another category called “Sir Butt”.  But first I must let you all in on where this all comes from.

At a rendezvous (rondeevoo) several years ago, I won a rifle shoot and the first place prize was a sword from the renaissance era.  A fine sword I might add, with a huge hand guard, nicely adorned with scroll work, a great scabbard and very heavy and sharp blade.  Since the rendezvous was called the “Cache Valley Rendezvous”,  I named my newly acquired sword “Cash”!  And it was done.

Since that time in my life, I have retired from working as a “slave” to the system and only work when money runs out or I have time.  I have earned very little real money since and wish people like you, reading this, would contribute to my well being (another story)…Anyway…my friends and relatives knew of my newly acquired gift and held it in high regard that I should do something with this gift in the way of entertainment for “themselves” as well as my entertainment.  SO…They created quite a stir, went to the bother of a fancy piece of paper adorned with much addo and “knighted me ‘Sir Butt'”!   I have in my possession several legal documents and such that clearly show me as a knight and so, forget about any legal issues that I am not.

And so it goes.  Since then there have been several appearances of “Sir Butt” at our family rondeevoos.  He has acquired a shield.  A fine shield made of the finest of silver in all the land.  And aptly adorned with his coat of arms.

He has acquired a horse he calls “Something”.  A fine animal of stature beyond recognition and as steady as a post, and very quick  in battle.  “Something” can turn on a sterling (English coin) and post up on a quirk (riding whip).  “Something” is really “Something” to behold.

Sir Butt has been known to leave the camp saying words such as this:  “With Cash in hand and Something between my legs, I shall go into the village and make certain the people are safe”!

Sir Butt has turned into a saver of common folks and there are a lot of questions about him.  He is NOT a Robin Hood…NO…Robin Hood robbed and stole and then supposedly gave to the poor.  Sir Butt thinks he was a Robber, Swindler and no good snake in the grass for most folks!

Sir Butt stands for the GOOD of the people, no matter their wealth.  He wants safe passage for those who go from one place to another and he is a very good fighter of dragons.  He has learned from the best about dragons and even gone to school about them.  To say the least…Sir Butt KNOWS ALL!

Now you know about his background.  Let the tales begin.