By: Bears Butt

Horses have been fed, the rig cleaned out “good enough” and loaded up for the beginning of the 2013 trapping season.  Todays temperature is right at 41 degrees and the snow is melting fast…I love it!  Out at the trapping properties it might even be warmer than it is here and I sure hope so.  Yesterdays reconnoiter trip sure didn’t have me feeling all that comfortable about starting trapping tomorrow.

So, what all is involved with getting ready to trap?  First off you have to have some traps.  You have to have a basic plan.  You have to make sure all the vital fluids in your rig(s) are up and ready.  Trespass permission and trap use permission slips have to be signed and on your person.  A few shells for the 22 pistol needs to be on hand, as well as the 22 itself.  Your hip boots need to be inspected for cracks and any holes repaired.  Shoulder length rubber gloves need to be packed and don’t forget the cloth gloves you need to put on before you slip the rubber gloves on.  Plenty of warm layer clothing needs to be at the ready.  Some rain gear at least in the form of a rain jacket.  Maybe some of those instant hand warmers tucked in a coat pocket.  It’s always nice to know you have some cans of kipper snacks and crackers for those days you might forget your lunch, or worse, get stuck or stranded.  In case of emergencies, make sure the first aid kit is packed and a flashlight is handy.  The cell phone needs to be fully charged.  A pack of blank paper and some pens and at least one pencil.  For record keeping you will need a paper dedicated to mark down gallons of gas and the price paid.  And for sure don’t forget your map drawing papers so you can find your traps once they are set.  AND lastly the flag clips.

That is quite a lot when you think about it.  I always toss in a pair of binoculars as well.   Not only are we going to see a lot of wildlife, we are going to wonder who that is way over there in our trapping area.  Are they infringing on your area or is it part of the ranch crew?

And so, just when you thought trapping was a couple of traps tossed over your shoulder, a bucket in one hand and an ax to cut some stakes in the other, along comes “long lining trapping”.  I say if you shoot enough times you are bound to hit your target and it’s the same with trapping…set a trap everywhere your targeted animal is likely to step and you are going to catch him and many others as well.  More is always better in the fur gathering business.

So, here is my rig all ready to go:

TrapsAndStakes

All the traps and trapping items belong to brother Bob.  All are marked with his trapping number and I have his permission slip to use his equipment in my wallet.  He likes to put 20 conibear traps and 20 stakes in each of the burlap bags and 10 traps and stakes in the leg hold trap bags.  I have loaded up 3 bags of conibears and 3 bags of leg holds for a total of 90 traps.  I also tossed in two floats which have two traps each on them and two folding colony traps in case I find a good deep run to set them in.

You never know the trapping situation that will present itself when you are out on the line and seeings how it’s an hours drive from home to get there, you might as well be prepared for any situation you might encounter.

When I get to the trapping location, I need to quickly put my wet gear on and head out to set and check traps.  I don’t have too much time and have to make every minute count.  No time to lally-gag around.  And so to expedite donning my boots and cold weather coats etc., I place them right behind the drivers seat.

BootsAndBait

This year I’m trying something I just read about in the latest Fur-Fish and Game magazine.  I have mixed up an anise oil solution and have one of the bags of chopped carrots soaking in it.  According to the old boy that wrote the story, the licorice smell really attracts muskrats.  I’ll try it and see for myself.

Now don’t think the way I have packed my rig is just an arbitrary jumbled up mess, there is some order to the way I have packed it.  My conibears are on the left, leg holds on the right and the other traps stuck in the middle.  The cooler without the lid is to carry the rats I catch back to the skinning shed and it doubles as a rat carcass carrier back out into the field.  I always like to put the carcasses out where the scavengers can clean them up.  It helps them survive the winter without having to hunt down food.

Next I find my old record books from last season and ready them for this years trapping.   Everything I purchase that is related to the trapping season gets marked down and especially the fuel costs and all costs are paid back to the home account with the fur check.  Even the cost to heat the skinning shed is deducted from the fur check on a 50/50 basis with brother Bob.

So, I found my old records:

Record Keeping

My old trap line maps on the left and my fuel records on the right.  Both books are cleaned up, fresh pages inserted and pens (that work) put with each of them.  The trap line map booklet goes with me from the vehicle out into the swamp.  You can read about how I keep track of where my traps are in a post I put on here last year.  Just go to the Daily Trapping Events category and search for trapping map.

So, everything looks like it is ready for the morning to arrive and then its off to the trapping grounds to begin the season.  All that remains to get ready is a hydration pack filled with water and a sandwich for lunch.

Bears Butt

Feb. 19, 2013

(What’s the 139 in the title?  My weight.  Watch what trapping does to that number.)

 

Written on February 19th, 2013 , Daily Trapping Events
By: Bears Butt

There may be some of you readers who don’t know what is meant by some of my terminology when it comes to trapping.  And so I decided I needed to give a little “Trapping 101” lesson on here.  Don’t think that I know everything about trapping because I don’t.  But I will share my knowledge with you just in case you are just starting out and want to sound like you know what you are doing.

I mostly trap muskrats and the occasional smallish critter that gets caught by accident that might have a value to their fur, such as mink and weasels.  Those two critters require that the trapper have a license with the state in order to trap them and sell the hides.  I have that license in my pocket.  So, even though I am targeting muskrats, I do occasionally catch one or two of the other guys during the season.

Believe it or not, Every Predator in the world likes muskrats!  Every one!  With that being said, it’s amazing that the muskrat population ever gets very big.  Out here in Northern Utah, flying predators like hawks, owls, eagles, crows and to some extent magpies, are always flying and hovering over the swamps looking for something to eat and when a little old muskrat comes swimming along he becomes the target.  Much more for the predator to eat than a simple mouse.

Foxes, Coyotes, Racoons, Mink, Weasels, Badgers (to some degree) and even large fish like Muskellunge and Pike will eat a muskrat in a minute.  So how on earth do they survive enough for me to be able to catch a few hundred each year?

They get tricky.  I used to think of them as a very dumb animal but in the last seven years or so, I have gained a new respect for them and their survival instincts.  They can be seen traveling and swimming around during the day, but most of their activity takes place after dark.  They don’t especially like windy conditions either as they can not hear the wings of predators over head, or the crunching of snow or dry grass from the ground predators.  They tend to swim more under water and travel very quickly from one air hole to another.  They stay hidden under canopies of grass, toolies, under cut banks and bull rush reeds and they also have their burrows (homes) under ground or in huts built out of naturally found materials.  Muskrats are a root and plant eating animal for the most part and they dig in the muddy banks of streams and ponds “a whole lot”.  This digging on their part causes a whole heap of problems for the rancher or property owner if they are trying to improve a water way or direct the water to an irrigation system.  Trust me when I say Muskrats cause big time problems and their numbers must be controlled or you will lose a great deal of your property to their habits.

Ok, we have talked about muskrats in general and what they do and what other animals like to eat them.  What about what the fur is used for.  Back in the early days of the USA, game animal hides and furs were used as pants, shirts, shoes and coats to keep the cold from freezing you to death.  A thick old buffalo hide is very warm when draped over you and you are sitting near a nice warm fire at night.  A lighter weight Coyote fur jacket is nice when you need to travel and stay warm while you go and a good pair of beaver or muskrat gloves are nice to have when the snow is falling.

Today, most Americans don’t care much for fur garments.  There are even groups who really would like to see people like myself taken off the earth all together.  The thought of killing an innocent little old muskrat just causes them all sorts of mental anguish…I don’t care about them types either, so I guess the feelings are mutual.  But, people in Russia and Asian countries where the winters are so bitterly cold even the Cold gets Cold, they love the feel and warmth of a good fully primed fur coat, gloves, hats and scarfs.  That is where these little muskrat hides eventually end up.  I catch and process the fur to its dried and stretched state, a fur buyer comes to me and buys my furs, he ships them off to an auction house or fur processor over seas, they buy them from him and then they have the furs tanned and sent off to a garment manufacturing plant, where the tanned furs are made into the coats, hats, gloves and scarfs.  Then off the finished items go to the cold climate countries where the people buy them up to keep warm.

In a very simple explanation, Chinese and Greeks are the number one buyers of the dried and stretched hides and the Russians and Mongolians are the number one purchasers of the finished coats, hats, scarfs and gloves.

Enough said about that.

As for traps that we use to catch our muskrats.  I grew up using what is called a Conibear trap.  This trap was invented in the early 1950’s by a man named Frank Conibear and of course it was something very new to the trapping world.  It is a very quick trap that dispatches (kills) the animal about as fast as any trap can.  It sets in a square shape and catches the animal by the body rather than the foot.

This is an unset Conibear trap:

Conibear

There are larger versions of this trap that have a spring on both sides of the jaws.  You can see this trap has been used for a few seasons.  A trap like this would cost about $8 new and you can catch a heap of fur in one until it becomes un-fixable and you have to toss it away.  In today’s fur market one muskrat would pay for one trap.

How does a trap like this work?  When it’s set, like this one,

Set Conibear

It can be placed in front of a den opening (where legal…check with your state regulations) or in an under water run (remember the tricky ways muskrats get past a predator).  The muskrat comes swimming along and swims through the opening.  Their head pushes the hanging down (or up) wire trigger, which in turn pushed the “dog” (the thing holding the trap in it’s square shape) and allows the two jaws to close onto the animals body.  The force of the spring is what gives it its force and holding power.

Fired Conibear

Notice the stick is caught on two places.  It catches muskrats in the same way.  It sometimes breaks the animals back, chokes it with a neck catch or at the very least holds the animal under water until it dies by drowning.  Either way, you have yourself a very valuable pelt with little or no damage to the hide.

Another trap we use quite often is what is called a leg hold trap.  In its simplest form a leg hold trap does just that, catches the animal by a leg, front or rear depending on how you set the trap and holds it until you come along and dispatch it and take it out.  We always strive to kill the animal as quickly as possible when using any trap and so when we use a leg hold trap it is always best to place it near deeper water so that the animal will drown quickly.  Otherwise it will suffer until you come along the next day.

Another thing the trapper needs to know about a caught muskrat is that when they are caught in a leg hold trap, they try their very best to get away and often times they will chew their foot off in order to do that.  Every year we have a few rat feet in our traps even though we do everything we think possible to keep that from happening.  The rats don’t necessarily die from that and so we will catch 3 legged animals every year as well.  There are some traps designed to minimize a muskrat from chewing off it’s leg and those traps are called “Stop Loss” traps.  They have a spring activated wire guard that comes around and pushes the muskrat away from the actual jaws of the trap, keeping it from being able to reach its foot with its teeth.

Stop Loss Leg Hold

(Traps like these cost in the neighborhood of $12 to $16 each.  More complicated and more metal than the Conibear type).

The wire guard in this case is extending down below the trap jaws, that is because the spring is very strong.  When the trap is set, the guard lays under trap pan (trigger) and also under the “dog”, the trap jaw holder when set.

Stop Loss Set

This “set” stop loss trap will lay flat against the ground and the animal comes along and steps into it.  The pan (trigger) goes down, the dog pops up and out of the way as the jaws begin to close and the animal is caught by one (or sometimes more than one) foot.

Stop Loss Fired

Here you can see the stick being pushed away from the jaws by the guard.  With an animal caught in this trap, it will jump around and if you have set it in the right place, the animal will try and swim away with the trap fastened to its leg, the weight of the trap will pull it down under water and it will drown.

Not only being under water drowned, but also out of sight from over head predators trying to get an easy meal.  Nothing will bite into your fur price bigger than a big old hole in the animals hide.  One more reason for trapping instead of  shooting the animal.

There are instances too where we come across a deep run, an under water trail that the rats use often and we wish to catch as many rats in one night as we can.  A set like that calls for a “colony trap”.  This trap is a long wire box type trap with doors on both ends.  Traps like these can be made by yourself or bought for a variety of prices from under $10 to over $50.

Colony Trap

Notice the doors, one on each end, hinged at the top and sloping inward.

The rats will hit the door when they swim up against it, the door lifts open allowing the rat inside, but the door on the other end won’t let the rat out and it will drown.  You can catch multiple rats in colony traps in one night of trapping if the situation is right.

3 rats in one colony trap

Colony traps are called that for their possibility of  catching a colony (the whole family) of rats in one night.

And we use one more system of traps in our arsenal, the “float set”.  Float sets can be in most any configuration and made of almost anything that will float and be big enough to hold the size and weight of a muskrat.  One must keep in mind when using a float set, that other water animals will also use the float.  Animals like ducks and geese and we don’t want to be catching them.  When we do we hope they are still alive and we can let them go.

Brother Bob has made up some relatively light weight floats that I am going to try this season and have placed two of in my outfit for tomorrows first day.

Two Trap Float

It’s a little hard to see the traps on this float, but there are two stop loss leg hold traps, one on each end of this float.  The traps chains are attached to the float by a bent over nail or staple.  They will be set and placed one on each end and some bait, like chopped carrots between the two traps.  The float is anchored either by a stick through the hole you see in the center of the board, or wired to a stake or other item along the bank.

Floats are used where bank dens, runs etc are not available and you know there are rats swimming around in the lake or pond.  The rat swims up to the float and climbs up and out of the water.  Sees the bait and heads in that direction stepping right on the trap and getting caught.  Then it jumps off the float with the trap attached to its leg and drowns directly under the float.  It’s a great feeling for the trapper to approach the float and not see either trap on the wood.

I have seen floats made out of styrofoam, air filled plastic containers, wood and even an old life jacket.  Muskrats have a tough time swimming past something floating that is big enough for them to climb up on.

Floats can be as large as you want to carry and have as many traps on top as you like.  Just remember, the bigger it is and the more traps you have on it the heavier it is.

So there is a little lesson on the muskrat and how Bob and I like to catch them.  My plan is to make a short video this year while I’m out in the field to show you just how we set up these various traps and maybe even catch a rat or two.

Bears Butt

Feb. 18, 2013

 

Written on February 18th, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

Here is a great video produced to show everyone just how incredibly stupid it is to try and outlaw a given rifle, shotgun or pistol.  We have our second amendment rights at stake and we need to have our focus on people, not guns.  This video also brings up a very important fact about “gun free zones”.

Bears Butt

Feb. 18, 2013

Written on February 18th, 2013 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

Took a drive today out to Promontory to check out the snow and trapping situation.  It does not look good.  I called Doris and told her we were coming out and would be driving around her house looking at the pond and things.  She was OK with that.

The guys have really done a lot with that little pond since last year.  I guess my trapping has gotten them a little excited to fix it up and maybe even plant some trout in it.  They put a very nice head gate in on the down stream side and made the pond deeper (2 feet deeper).  That depth has pushed the island that was sticking up in the middle down and drowned out any rats that were living in it.  A very good move on their part.  Also, without walking around the pond I’m sure the bank rat houses also were covered over with water and drowned those rats as well.  Another good move on their part.

That should keep their rats population in check for a year, until a new batch comes along and begins to dig at the banks again.

I still plan on going out and setting a few traps around the pond, most likely I’ll use floats as the water will be to deep to set anything around the edge.  I will be prepared to set a few traps if there are any high runs.  Then set a few traps down the drain ditch that leads away from the pond.

Other than that, the snow is way too deep to even pull off the highway.  6 to 10 inches and very wet.  If a guy pulled off while pulling a small trailer like mine, he would be stuck very quickly.  And even if he was able to pull off the highway and unload a toy, the toy would most likely get high centered as you tried to drive next to the ditches and trapping areas out there.

So, it looks dim for now.  Maybe in an other week, maybe two.  That sucks big time.

Bears Butt

Feb. 17, 2013

Written on February 17th, 2013 , Daily Trapping Events
By: Bears Butt

I have a couple of friends who suffer (or not) from this:

OCFDfish

You know who you are!

Bears Butt

Feb. 17, 2013

Written on February 17th, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy several cases of ammo. On the way back I stopped at the gas station to get some gas, and this drop dead gorgeous blond was filling up her car at the next pump.

She looked at the ammo in the back of my truck and said in a very sexy voice,
“I’m a big believer in barter, big boy. Would you be interested in a trade of sex for ammo?”

I thought it over for a few seconds and responded …… “well, just what kind of ammo you got to trade?”

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Thanks Muskrat!  I like this one!

Bears Butt

Feb. 16, 2013

Written on February 16th, 2013 , Uncategorized
By: Bears Butt

My plans for the near future is to set some traps on Tuesday of next week.  Once trapping begins it is an all consuming project.  Bob and I need to catch as many rats as we can and with our season already cut by 2 weeks it’s going to be tough to catch 500 of them little buggers.  I have a pond that I trap to help a little old lady keep the dam in place from being washed out by their tunneling activities and that should be open.  I will know next Tuesday.  I can also do some reconnoitering of the rest of the trapping areas while I’m out that way.

Snow drifts and ice are our enemy right now.

And so, since things are on hold, I’m going to go out and try what will most likely be my last ice fishing trip of the 2012-2013 ice fishing season.  Meeting up with Shipley and heading off to Lost Creek (I hope we can find it ;-)).  Pictures and the rest of the story to follow….

Bears Butt

Feb. 16, 2013

The rest of the story:

I got my butt kicked by Shipley yesterday at Lost Creek.  He caught 10 fish and I had 3 bites.  I lost 4 quarters to him and would have lost more had he not been using his two pole permit and caught 6 of his 10 fish on the pole that was not designated as the quarter pole.

It was hard to believe that we had almost the exact same setups and fishing within 10 feet of each other and he got the bites and I went skunked.  That’s fishin!

I got home around 1:30 and ate some lunch.  The day was just too pretty to unload the rig and call it an ice fishing season, so I called up Barney and guess what….He and Parker were just about to embark on an ice fishing day at Mantua…I bugged them to let me join them and they accepted.  I hurried up there and found them on the ice.

The ice on Mantua is almost a foot thick and no slush, which was a pleasant surprise to me.  We drilled a few holes and I quickly got a nice little trout onto the ice.  I had several more bites but couldn’t connect.  My guess was they were blue gills or perch.  We moved to a new location and drilled more holes.

For some reason Barney and Parker could not buy a bite.  The action wasn’t what you would call fast as we sat many many minutes without a touch.  We switched our baits from one thing to another and finally when the word came out that we would leave at a certain time, I put on a meal worm.

Parker said he had never caught a fish on a meal worm and that they only sold them because people like him were gullible enough to buy them, and every year he buys a package and then cusses because he did it.  I reassured him that they worked and that I would catch a fish on my newly baited set up.  He smiled.

It wasn’t long before my rod tip started to dance and up came a nice fat Blue Gill…There you go Parker….Meal worms work!

And then the magic stuff started to be shared by myself to my two fishing partners.  You have to look at the top of the 5 gallon bucket and envision a compass with its 360 degrees marked off….North is pointing toward North on the bucket and my pole was setting about 276 degrees.  Barney moved his.  Parker reluctantly moved his as well.  With all of us setting in the same relative position the clock caught up with us and we had to go.  No more bites were had.

But I leave you with this fact…always pay attention to “exactly” what the “catcher person” is doing and replicate his moves, his pole position on the bucket and every thing else that person is doing….it’s the only way you will catch fish when they are the only ones that seem to be having any luck.  Shipley was holding something out from me this morning and I have yet to figure it out…Oh Heck…It was right there in front of my face and I didn’t see it.  We were facing each other!  I should have turned my back to him!  Dang!

Bears Butt

Feb. 17, 2013

Written on February 16th, 2013 , Hunting/Fishing/Trapping Stories
By: Bears Butt

Sitting around watching cars go in circles for hours and even days doesn’t really appeal to me, but there are a whole heap of people who like to do just that.  Even some of my women friends!  Huh Barb?

I like the idea of drinking some beer while doing whatever I do, and if I was to go and watch one of those races I’d have to consume several.  The noise alone would have me drinking for sure.

Anyway, in my pursuit to find something entertaining for you I went looking and did find a guy with six pack abs to show off.  It is obvious he has been working on getting himself in this shape for quite some time and has earned the respect from me for sure.  He represents his proud group really well and even though I cropped out the drink of his preference (since this is a family show and I don’t want to do any un-necessary advertising for one company), you can see what I mean about his work out methods!  Go Dale!

SixPackAbs

Bears Butt

Feb. 15, 2013

Written on February 15th, 2013 , Jokes I like!
By: Bears Butt

Bob and I are getting a bit un-nerved not being able to head out and get started trapping.  The snow is way too deep and has two layers of ice one about 6 inches down and the other about 5 inches below that.  Not a very friendly situation for vehicles, unless of course it’s a snow mobile or tracked vehicle.  We are SOL right now and at the mercy of the melting Gods.

But, while we wait we can get some necessary preparation work done.  It might seem like busy work to some, but to us it is something that has to be taken care of or our trap setting time will be cut down.

I told Bob last night that I had had a dream….”I had a dream….” that we should catch the rats, skin them on site and put the green hides in the freezer to take care of once the season is over.  He laughed.  He wants to process them as we go.  My argument in support of my dream was that we could catch the rats quickly and before they start to rip each other apart during the mating season.  We could spend more hours out in the swamp and not have to come home in time to process the hides before it gets too late in the evening.  Remember, we will have 30 plus rat days.  Time will tell what actually is going to happen, but for now it’s prep time.

And so the beginning to the 2013 trapping season is upon us.

There is a Facebook friend of mine that lives on the ranch that we trap and occasionally I’ll contact him about the snow depth and ice issues.  He is a pretty good judge of what it takes to travel in and around the trapping waters and so I rely a whole lot on what he tells me.  Bob had to make a trip out there and see for himself the situation and he loaded up his little dog “Abby” and headed down the road in his Cadillac.

In the meantime I shoveled a path to the trapping shed.

ShovelingPath

GettingCloserToTheShed

We need the paths in order to carry the coolers filled with rats.  A job I actually love to have the problem of.  And of course when Bob and I are trapping there is always the “how many did you catch today” verbage and when he catches more than me in a day, I cringe, the same goes for him.  A constant competition between us.  Fun times!

As I continue to shovel snow, I know that Bob will be home at any time with the report of snow and ice conditions and on I trudge through the nasty snows of the winter of 2012-2013.

A PathToBobs

I only have to reach Bobs Arbor, as he has already shoveled the snow to that point.  I’m glad too, because this is not an easy task for an old guy like me.

PathCompletedtoBobs

PathCompletedtoWest

With the paths completed, I stepped into the shed and looked around.  Everything seems to be just about how we left it last Spring.  Nice and orderly (at least in my mind) and very cold.  The only heat is a small heater we plug in when the skinning actually begins.  And that heater will stay on until it’s warm enough outside to not need it for drying the hides.

InsideTheTrappingShed

It’s always an exciting time to think we are about to begin our yearly trapping adventure and today is day one.

Last year, if you followed me on my daily trapping trips you will recall I tested the use of some plastic clippies with my flagging material and decided that it would be a great idea to include them as part of the trapping excersize.  So, after the season was over last year, I ordered 500 of the clippies and put the box of them in the shed.  Today was my day to take them into the house and put the flagging material on them.

500Clips

They sent me five bags of 100 each and in different colors.  My thought on that was that maybe we would want to color code our trap sets.  Sort of like, blue clippies to tell us from a distance that we had leg hold sets and red ones for Conniebears etc.  Who knows?

Each clippie comes with two slots through which the ends of the flagging tape can be pushed and then tied on the outside.

FlaggingClips

Once tied on, the flagging material is wrapped around the open clip and then the clip snapped shut, holding the flagging in place for easy transport and not creating a big tangled mess.

RollItUp

I figured if I prepared 250 (half of the total) that Bob and I could each carry 125 and that would probably be enough for our trap lines this year.  At one point last year I did have out over 160 traps, but this is a different kind of year.  I think we will be lucky to set 100 each at the high point.

Well, as I was busy doing my thing, little to my knowledge Bob was having his own adventure out on the ranch.  He pulled in and saw my friend Ed Loyde milling around and so Bob got out and began B.S.n with Ed.  Bobs little Abby was in the car and of course somewhat nervous to think her master had just stepped out and left her behind in the car.  She bounced from window to window trying to make sure her master was OK and in the process, her little foot stepped right on top of the “Lock all doors” button….CLICK!  The car was still running.

I can just see the panic in Bob’s face.  His spare key is back home safely tucked away where no body will be able to find it…now what will he do?

Ed and he tried to figure out a way to get into the car window and in my mind I’ll bet they were both hoping Abby would go over and step on the “Open all door locks” button, but neither the window prying effort or the pray for Abby ideas worked and so Ed did the only practical thing he could think of…Break the window…..Crash!  Done.

Bob was back inside his Caddy, only with a bit more fresh air coming in than he would have liked.  Before he left the ranch however, Ed gave him a rather unique chicken egg and told him to give it to me.  When Bob got home he brought it right over.

BlueEgg

Compared to the white store bought egg on the right, it looks like a giant robin egg…pretty pale blue in color.  It must be something in the chickens diet and being so close to the ATK rocket testing area that caused the color.  At any rate, it went well with a sausage patty and some fried spuds this morning!  Thanks Ed!

So to continue with Bobs adventure…..he headed for the glass store in Brigham as quickly as he could.  The store guys said that the Cadillac guys don’t carry those pieces of glass any more and would have to special order one for $1,000!!!!  Can you believe that?  A thousand dollars for a little piece of glass.  Bob told them to stick it and that he would put a piece of plywood in the opening before he would spend that kind of money on a piece of glass.

When he got home, he called up No Grimace and told him of his dire situation.  No Grimace went right to the internet and found a piece of glass that will be expeditied via UPS to his home for $50!  Hero of the day!  Bob was very happy at this point.

And so, the 2013 trapping season is off to a big start and we haven’t even set the first trap yet.  Keep checking back on here to get the daily updates and I sure hope we get a nice warming trend very soon.  There are $8 hides running all over out there and we need to get them on stretchers hanging in the shed!

Bears Butt

Feb. 14, 2013…Happy Valentines Day everyone!

 

 

 

 

 

Written on February 14th, 2013 , Daily Trapping Events
By: Bears Butt

Todays law makers are sometimes way out in left field when it comes to making laws that actually have some real meaning.  We can all relate to the latest Federal and “some” states mandates on firearms in trying to eliminate or control mass shootings.  I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again…You can not legislate gun control.

I went looking for stupid laws around the nation, laws that were thought to be practical at the time but are way out there now and need to be removed from the books, re-worded or at least have the wording changed.  So as not be called discriminating, I’ll try and produce at least one such law from each of the states.

Alabama:  I had a tough time limiting this to just a few…they have a bunch!

Bear Wrestling matches are prohibited.

Incestuous marriages are legal.

It’s illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sunset on Wednesday.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

Alaska:

Moose may not be viewed from an airplane.

Although it is legal to shoot a bear, to wake a bear from slumber for the purpose of taking a photograph is strictly prohibited.

Arizona:

When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person posseses.

In Mericopa county, No more than six girls may live in any house.

Arkansas:

The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

In Fayetteville, It is illegal to kill “any living creature”.

California:

California prison workers will no longer be allowed to have sex with inmates.

In San Jose and Sunnyvale it is illegal for grocery stores to provide plastic bags.

Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

Colorado:

Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses.

In Boulder City, It is legal to challenge a police officer, but only until he or she asks you to stop.

Connecticut:

Town records may not be kept where liquor is sold.

In Devon City, It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

In Hartford City, It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.

Delaware:

It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.

In Lewes City, It is illegal to fly over any body of water, unless one is carrying sufficient supplies of food and drink.  And,

It is illegal to wear pants that are “firm fitting” around the waist.

Florida:

The state constitution allows for freedom of speech, a trial by jury, and pregnant pigs to not be confined in cages.

It is illegal to sell your children.

A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.

(I’m sorry but Florida has a heap of dumb laws).

Georgia:

If an organization non registered as “non-profit” fails to register their raffle with the local sheriff, that group risks paying up to $10,000 in fines and spending five years in jail.

It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office.

Hawaii:

All residents may be fined as a result of not owning a boat.

Coins are not allowed to be placed in one’s ears.

Idaho:

Illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.
Illinois:
It is illegal to hang “obstructions” form the rear view mirror, including fuzzy dice, air fresheners, GPS units, etc.
You may be arrested for vagrancy if you do not have at least one dollar bill on your person.
Indiana:
Waitresses may not carry drinks into a restaurant or bar.
Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March.
Liquor stores may not sell milk.
Iowa:
It is a crime to use a dead person’s handicapped parking sign or license plate.
A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
One-armed piano players must perform for free.
Kansas:
Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.
The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks.
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Kentucky:
One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.
A woman may not buy a hat without her husband’s permission.
Louisiana:
One could possibly land in jail for 20 years upon urinating in the city’s water supply.
It is a $500 fine to instruct a pizza delivery man to deliver a pizza to your friend without them knowing.
Maine:
After January 14th you will be charged a fine for having your Christmas decorations still up.
In Ellsworth City,  If any part of the sign ordinances of the city are more stringent than federal laws, even though they may be in conflict with them, they will prevail.
Maryland:
Thistles may not grow in one’s yard.
In Baltimore City,   It’s illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits.
Massachusetts:
It is illegal to give beer to hospital patients.
Shooting ranges may not set up targets that resemble human beings.
All men must carry a rifle to church on Sunday.
(Massachusetts is close to Florida for dumb laws)
Michigan:
Any person over the age of 12 may have a license for a handgun as long as he/she has not been convicted of a felony.
Adultery is illegal, but can only be punished upon a complaint by the affected husband or wife.
In Detroit City,  Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited.
Minnesota:
It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.
It is illegal to sleep naked.
In Cottage Grove City,  Residents of even numbered addresses may not water their plants on odd-numbered days excluding the thirty first day where it applies.
Mississippi:
If one is a parent to two illegitimate children, that person will go to jail for at least one month.
It is illegal to teach others what polygamy is.
Vagrancy is punishable by either 30 days in prison or a $250 fine.
Missouri:
Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).
In Columbia City,  Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence.
In Kansas City,   Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
Montana:
It is a felony for a wife to open her husband’s mail.
In Montana, it is illegal for married women to go fishing alone on Sundays, and illegal for unmarried women to fish alone at all.
In Helena City,   It is illegal to annoy passersby on sidewalks with a revolving water sprinkler.
Nebraska:
If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
It is illegal for bar owners to sell beer unless they are simultaneously brewing a kettle of soup.
In Lehigh City,  Doughnut holes may not be sold.
Nevada:
It’s still “legal” to hang someone for shooting your dog on your property.
In Elko City,  Everyone walking the streets is required to wear a mask.
In Nyala City,  A man is forbidden from buying drinks for more than three people other than himself at any one period during the day.
New Hampshire:
You may not tap your feet, nod your head, or in any way keep time to the music in a tavern, restaurant, or cafe.
It is illegal to pick seaweed up off of the beach.
On Sundays citizens may not relieve themselves while looking up.
New Jersey:
It is illegal to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing a murder.
You cannot pump your own gas.
If you have been convicted of driving while intoxicated, you may never again apply for personalized license plates.
New Mexico:
Nudity is allow, provided that male genitals are covered.
In Deming City,  Hunting is prohibited in Mountain View Cemetery.
In Las Cruces City,  You may not carry a lunchbox down Main Street.
New York:
It is illegal to congregate in public with two or more people while each wearing a mask or any face covering which disguises your identity.
Women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
Citizens may not greet each other by “putting one’s thumb to the nose and wiggling the fingers”.
(Oh dear, New York has a lot of dumb laws)
North Carolina:
It is a felony to steal more than $1000 of grease.
A bill has been passed that restricts local planning agencies’ ability to use climate change science to predict sea-level rise.
If a man and a woman who aren’t married go to a hotel/motel and register themselves as married then, according to state law, they are legally married.
North Dakota:
Beer and pretzels can’t be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.
It is legal to shoot an Indian on horseback, provided you are in a covered wagon.
In Fargo City,  One may be jailed for wearing a hat while dancing, or even for wearing a hat to a function where dancing is taking place.
Ohio:
In Ohio, if you ignore an orator on Decoration day to such an extent as to publicly play croquet or pitch horseshoes within one mile of the speaker’s stand, you can be fined $25.
The Ohio driver’s education manual states that you must honk the horn whenever you pass another car.
It is illegal for more than five women to live in a house.
No civil arrests may be made on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
Oklahoma:
Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another’s hamburger.
It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.
Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television.
(Oklahoma should get with Florida and other states to try and figure out what is a good law and what isn’t)
Oregon:
Drivers must yield to pedestrians who are standing on the sidewalk.
A door on a car may not be left open longer than is necessary.
Dishes must drip dry.
Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
(Oregon, get in line with Oklahoma and Florida)
Pennsylvania:
It is contrary to Pennsylvania law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapon at a wedding.
It is illegal to have over 16 women live in a house together because that constitutes a brothel.
Any motorist driving along a country road at night must stop every mile and send up a rocket signal, wait 10 minutes for the road to be cleared of livestock, and continue.
A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
(Oh Dear Pennsylvania…get in line with the others)
Rhode Island:
Cap guns are illegal.
Impersonating a town sealer, auctioneer, corder of wood, or a fence-viewer is against the law.
Exercising any labor, business, or work, or using any game, sport, play, or recreation, or causing any of the above to be done to or by your children, servants, or apprentices on the first day of the week (Sunday) results in a penalty of $5 for the first offense and $10 for the second.
Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.
In Scituate City,  It is illegal to drive down any street with beer in your car, even if it is unopened.
South Carolina:
By law, if a man promises to marry an unmarried woman, the marriage must take place.
Railroad companies may be held liable in some instances for scaring horses.
When approaching a four way or blind intersection in a non-horse driven vehicle you must stop 100 ft from the intersection and discharge a firearm into the air to warn horse traffic.
It is perfectly legal to beat your wife on the court house steps on Sundays.
Every adult male must bring a rifle to church on Sunday in order to ward off Indian attacks.
South Dakota:
It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
In Spearfish City,  If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon.
Tennessee:
It is a crime to share your Netflix password in Tennessee.
In Tennessee it is illegal to to post images online that cause “emotional distress” “without legitimate purpose”.
Hollow logs may not be sold.
No Christian parent may require their children to pick up trash from the highway on Easter day.
It is legal to gather and consume roadkill.
Interracial marriages are illegal.
Texas:
One must acknowledge a supreme being before being able to hold public office.
The Bluebonnet is the official song of the state flower.
When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
(Hey Texas..The line is over there)
Utah:
It is against the law to fish from horseback.
Birds have the right of way on all highways.
A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.
Alcohol may not be sold during an emergency.
In Logan City,  Women may not swear.
Vermont:
Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth.
It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
In Barre City,  All residents shall bathe every Saturday night.
Virginia:
There is a state law prohibiting “corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates.
If one is not married, it is illegal for him to have sexual relations.
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
It is illegal to tickle women.
No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM.
Washington:
The harassing of Bigfoot, Sasquatch or other undiscovered subspecies is a felony punishable by a fine and/or imprisonment.
No person may walk about in public if he or she has the common cold.
It is illegal to entice girls away from the Maple Lane School for girls.
A law to reduce crime states: “It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
(Move over Florida, here comes Washington)
West (By God) Virginia:
When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.
A tax of 1 cent is levied for every 16 and 9 ounces of coke sold in a store.
For each act of public swearing a person shall be fined one dollar.
Roadkill may be taken home for supper.
Whistling underwater is prohibited.
Wisconsin:
Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
As people used to smuggle it in from Illinois, all yellow butter substitute is banned.
While all cheese making requires a license, Limburger cheese making requires a master cheese maker’s license.
It is illegal to throw rocks at a railroad car.
And Finally, Wyoming:
All new buildings that cost over $100,000 to build must have %1 of funds spent on art work for the building.
If one is drunk in a mine, he or she could land in jail for up to a year.
It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people’s view in a public theater or place of amusement.
It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.
You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit.
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You can read them all at this web site.  I hope you enjoyed my choices, but trust me, there are a whole lot more that I didn’t put up on here because it’s a family show.
http://www.dumblaws.com/laws/united-states/alabama
Bears Butt
Feb. 13, 2013
Written on February 13th, 2013 , Uncategorized

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