By: Bears Butt
MONTANA DEPARTMENT OF EMPLOYMENT
The Montana Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
AGENT: I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.
RANCHER: Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.
AGENT: That’s the guy I want to talk to – the mentally challenged one.
RANCHER: That would be me
Thanks to Bones for this one!  I love it.
Written on January 18th, 2013 , Jokes I like!

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    Papa Bear commented

    Very funny and thanks for the chuckle. It has now made its way to the east coast. Not that they know where Montana is though…..

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    January 18, 2013 at 2:48 pm

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